In what ways are you like Chris? -

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Grabthar's Hammer

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This was a fun thread on the old forum and I didn't see it here, so I thought I'd start it up again. Much as we all hate to admit it, we all have a little bit of Chris-Chan in us...what traits do you share with him?

For me, I...
1) was (am) selfish and don't really like being told what to do...have to remind myself to hold back at times
2) don't like pickles (not because they remind me of dicks, I just don't like the taste)
3) used to be overweight (have lost over 50 lbs. over the last two years though, mainly because I saw Chris, realized that he and I both had similar builds and was disgusted by myself!)
 

Mr. 0

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I frequently PRAY TO GOD AND JESUS TO KILL JASON KENDRICK HOWELL.

And I frequently imagine myself in crap that has no chance of happening in real life.
 

DevilDog

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I'm pretty selfish.
I LOVE PICKLES, so there's that for y'all.
I'm pretty lazy too, but I feel pretty bad about it
 

EzioCanLeapofFaith

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I like videogames (although I rarely have time to play them) And I have a PS Triple and a PSVita.
I also like to draw and color. However CRAYOLA FUCKIN MODEL MAGIC is not one of my preferred artistic mediums.
 

shutupman

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I'm male, single and have a PS3. I think that covers it!

Oh right, I forgot Chris thinks he's an artist, add that one too.
 
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LM 697

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I've taken at least one screenshot of the CWCki Forums. Yeah, I think that's it, lol.
 

Grand Number of Pounds

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I'm male white American Christian who was born in the '80s and have a high school diploma and college degree.

Others that I'm willing to admit:

I'm overweight; I'm trying to eat better and exercise
I'm nearsighted and wear glasses
I haven't used my degree to get a job; I'm unemployed
I'm lazy; I hate that about myself; I have a lot of goals I want to accomplish but never find the motivation
I can be selfish at times, but I can also be generous and I like to volunteer
I spend too much time on the internet when I could be working or studying
I don't have a girlfriend
I live with my parents

So yeah, I'm a lot like Chris. But I realize my problems and I'm improving myself, and if I can do that, I'm very different from Chris. I'm not a racist, homophobic creep, either, and I know how to treat women.
 

sethrutgers22

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-We are both generally a failure when it comes to women, though I finally got a girlfriend/sex this year after an 11 year drought and still have some options/possibilities open to me
-I like the vidya, we both own a 3DS, PSP, Wii
-We both have/had ludicrously shitty parents
-We have somewhat similar tastes in cartoons
-I'm a teetotaler now but used to drink, and he is the reverse of this

But that's pretty much it. I work out regularly and have nice muscles/abs, am generally considered a vegetarian and don't eat fast food, I never liked Sonic in particular, I left home immediately after college, and I shudder at the idea of fucking consoles or love dolls and drinking semen.
 

snowkitten91

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I used to insert myself into lots of movies/cartoons and made it seem like I was the main character inside my head when I had Chris's mental age.
 

sparklemilhouse

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-Forever single
-Lives at home still, can't find a job
-Still reminisces about the past way too often
 

c-no

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I am in some ways similar to Chris in that I: I have no girlfriend though that is of my own choosing, I spend MUCH of my time playing video games though I do moderate it, I still live with my parents though I am only eleven years younger than Chris, I do not have a job, and I can be lazy sometimes.
 

Julaay

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I also love Legos. In fairness, I started playing Legos with my 6-year-old son, however, I ended up really loving those plastic bricks. I even have my own Legos and my son has his. I built a little city with buildings and houses out of my Legos and as I joke I call it CWCville. I even have a Lego version of myself and go around saying I'm the mayor of CWCville.

I like wearing skirts and putting on makeup.

I have made my own crappy comic from when I was 11-15. It was a Chris-quality artwork until I realized I can't draw.
 

Judge Holden

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I too have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS

Nah not really. The only way I can think of right now is I occasionally enjoy Mcdonalds food as well, but even then I only attempt it when hung over and with friends

And maybe I like the PS3 better than the Hex Bawks, but even then I enjoy the Hex Bawks
 
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