Inaugural Reveal of First Lady of Gout (Speculation Station) -

[neger psykolog]

Since a lot of people don't believe in the Mysterywoman saga (as they're free to do), it stands to reason that we should start unwarranted and autistic speculation about what the First Lady of Gout will wear in her first reveal. What extravagant cuisine will the first cooking with the king feature?

So many questions and so few answers:

• Royal engagement?
• Royal wedding?
  • Potential royal honeymoon staycation saga?
• Royal pets?
• Royal children?
• Royal cuisine?
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• Cooking with the king?
• Mystery girlfriend kidnapping saga?
• Mystery girlfriend Casper the ghost disappearance?
• Mystery girlfriend got repossessed by the IRS saga?

Some past examples of first lady & royal wedding fashion:

 

[Xenomorph]

Lets be honest if it's Phils gee eff, im sure this is her age mentally

 

[neger psykolog]

I've just got word from our field office in Renton! The invitations for the Royal Inauguration have already started being sent out. The first confirmed guest of honor is none other than Vidar, Phil's longtime loyal true & honest friend:

 

[Dirt McGirt]

I wonder if the good Lady will have to use a fake engagement ring at work while waiting for Prince Phillip to pop the question.

 

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I've just got word from our field office in Renton! The invitations for the Royal Inauguration have already started being sent out. The first confirmed guest of honor is none other than Vidar, Phil's longtime loyal true & honest friend:
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Are you sure he's not part of the help?

 

[Hiragana]

Lets be honest if it's Phils gee eff, im sure this is her age mentallyView attachment 347602

And actual age for BSV gf.

 

[neger psykolog]

I wonder if the good Lady will have to use a fake engagement ring at work while waiting for Prince Phillip to pop the question.

Well obviously the king isn't going to let the actual crown jewels out. Word is that the King has been impeccably planning this special day for months and has already secured delivery of some authentic looking jewelry (from china)

 

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Well obviously the king isn't going to let the actual crown jewels out. Word is that the King has been impeccably planning this special day for months and has already secured delivery of some authentic looking jewelry (from china)

On the contrary, I am told that the lady of honor has picked out her ring from a store called Etsy, a most refined of choice.

 

[neger psykolog]

On the contrary, I am told that the lady of honor has picked out her ring from a store called Etsy, a most refined of choice.

Amazing... Such eloquent refinery. Whoever this mystery girlfriend is, she sure sounds like a lucky lady.

 

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Amazing... Such eloquent refinery. Whoever this mystery girlfriend is, she sure sounds like a lucky lady.

My sources also tell me that Vidar has been a complete hero, not only being the trusty butler, but also the best man, while also paying for the whole wedding.

Though I'm told that the rumors he's been acting as The King's fluffer are yet unconfirmed.

What a chap.

 

[BallBuster]

I heard the main course at the royal feast is going to be frozen eggplant parm.

 

[Hiragana]

Will @MysteryWoman be the maid of honor for the wedding?

 

[StylishAcolyte]

• Royal pets?

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I believe the Patreons did not hit the amount estimated in this goal's month so they will be relegated to come after the ceremony.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

I heard the main course at the royal feast is going to be frozen eggplant parm.

Pish posh! It's a matter of fact that the main course shall be Prince Phillips Ancestral Authentic Italian sauce served over a delectable bed of Penne Pasta!

 

[carolburnett]

Will @MysteryWoman be the maid of honor for the wedding?

I don't think he can afford her for the weekends anymore...he really needs that money to pay his bills.

 

[Sparkletor]

I want you to meet my soul mate, Iron Liz...

 

[Xenomorph]

Maybe Phil is going for somsone his own age and dating Leannas Mother, I sensed some chemistry there on one of their Philly trips, they way they were both eating those steak sandwiches looking at each other the sexual tension is palpable.

 

[Tetra]

DSP likes his women with a tank top, so i'm gonna guess that.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

I think the tank top is just her style honestly from what I saw of her pre-Phil.

@neger psykolog is this the new thread for his probably nonexistent mystery girlfriend?

 

[Skeletor]