Lovequest Incels claim Chris as one of their own -

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I always considered chris incel patient 0. Whiny fat cunt of a man who expects/demands pussy with zero personal effort. The only thing he lacks is a compleate resentment towards women in general however, he clearly violenty resents any woman who rejects him. As stated previously incel+time=troon and he's got that shit down. Incel patient 0
 

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Chris could have probably found a girl if he had a proper support structure in place, guiding him through meeting a girl at some autistic social group or something. He most likely wouldn't have embarked on the Christine saga as a coping mechanism if this had happened. Incels are beyond help, Chris is just neurologically cursed and can barely function independently. He never had any sort of structure or organization in place outside of school, and the consequences of that have been catastrophic. He belongs in some kind of controlled environment with somebody checking on him and making sure he isn't endangering himself somehow.

Incels are different, they've entered an echo chamber which validates everything bad they've ever thought about themselves. You never deal with one incel, you're up against a hivemind, a single worldview spanning many.
 

Muscle Bra

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Chris could have probably found a girl if he had a proper support structure in place, guiding him through meeting a girl at some autistic social group or something.
That was the Wallflower. If she wasn’t autistic, she was most definitely some other form of special needs and Chris met her at some kind of young adult church group. Then, Chris did the Chris thing and came on too strong, talked about her publicly, doxed her, and drove her away.

Lather, rinse, repeat.
 

FightenGnome

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Chris could have probably found a girl if he had a proper support structure in place, guiding him through meeting a girl at some autistic social group or something. He most likely wouldn't have embarked on the Christine saga as a coping mechanism if this had happened. Incels are beyond help, Chris is just neurologically cursed and can barely function independently. He never had any sort of structure or organization in place outside of school, and the consequences of that have been catastrophic. He belongs in some kind of controlled environment with somebody checking on him and making sure he isn't endangering himself somehow.

Incels are different, they've entered an echo chamber which validates everything bad they've ever thought about themselves. You never deal with one incel, you're up against a hivemind, a single worldview spanning many.
He did meet the Wallflower at a support group, he met Megan at the GAME Place, he met Anna while on his Lovequest. He had "gal pals" all throughout school.

Contrary to popular memes, Incels don't have a problem meeting women, they seem to have problems interacting with women. In Chris' specific case, I think it's due to his poor hygiene, interest in childlike hobbies, and unable to read another person's emotions.

I'll even throw Chris a bone and say he's better with women than most Incels are. Look at how he is when he goes to those geekcons. Not a lot of chicks frequented those 10 or 20 years ago, now there are so many "Nerd" or "Gamer" girls hanging around. I don't go to those things, but a lot of those girls look awkward as fuck. I think if Chris were born 10 or 20 years later, he would have been far more successful in his lovequest. He wasn't picky like Incels were, he just wanted a non-smoky, non-drinky White girl. Didn't care too much what she looked like.

If he were born 10-20 years later, wasn't thirsting for some easy China and engaging in heavy petting the first 5 min in, I think he could have snagged a geekcon chick.
 

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Chris has had sex twice, which is two more time than any of these incels will.
Wait a second, with whom and was it a male or a female? Sometimes incels might be able to get laid with the same sex as it is easier to go gay than it is to date (and fuck) a woman.

Assuming it’s the former, just because he managed to get fucked by some dude at least once or twice doesn’t mean he’s not an incel. And also, if it were a woman, then at what age did he fuck her? Anywhere above 25 and it’s too late by then. If you lose your virginity at age 26 (and up), you’re pretty much still an incel even if you do get laid (unless you were volcel the whole time, which is only true for women).
 
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Syaoran Li

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Wait a second, with whom and was it a male or a female? Sometimes incels might be able to get laid with the same sex as it is easier to go gay than it is to date (and fuck) a woman.

Assuming it’s the former, just because he managed to get fucked by some dude at least once or twice doesn’t mean he’s not an incel. And also, if it were a woman, then at what age did he fuck her? Anywhere above 25 and it’s too late by then. If you lose your virginity at age 26 (and up), you’re pretty much still an incel even if you do get laid (unless you were volcel the whole time, which is only true for women).
What if you lose your virginity at 26 but after that you're actually in a relationship and have sex fairly regularly?

Are you still an incel then?

Also, some guys are voluntarily celibate as well, usually for religious or emotional reasons.

Seriously though, I don't know why the incels are trying to canonize Chris as one of their own.

Chris already lost his virginity seven years ago (even if he did have to pay for it) and since then, he's lost most of his interest in sex and is very likely impotent and asexual thanks to all those troon hormones.

In other words, Chris does not give a shit what incels think of him. Nor does he care about getting laid.

The Love Quest has ended for quite some time now.
 

Super Colon Blow

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What if you lose your virginity at 26 but after that you're actually in a relationship and have sex fairly regularly?

Are you still an incel then?

Also, some guys are voluntarily celibate as well, usually for religious or emotional reasons.

Seriously though, I don't know why the incels are trying to canonize Chris as one of their own.

Chris already lost his virginity seven years ago (even if he did have to pay for it) and since then, he's lost most of his interest in sex and is very likely impotent and asexual thanks to all those troon hormones.

In other words, Chris does not give a shit what incels think of him. Nor does he care about getting laid.

The Love Quest has ended for quite some time now.
Incel is involuntarily celibate. You do not have to be a virgin, but you must be experiencing a long term drought of sex. If you have sex regularly you are not celibate and hence are not an incel. If you are voluntarily celibate, they have a word for it. Volcel.
 
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Syaoran Li

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Incel is involuntarily celibate. You do not have to be a virgin, but you must be experiencing a long term drought of sex. If you have sex regularly you are not celibate and hence are not an incel. If you are voluntarily celibate, they have a word for it. Volcel.
Fair point, but the incels are super autistic in their definitions of what constitutes an incel or a volcel.

A prime example being the faggot in this thread saying that only women can be volcels or that if you lose your virginity at 26 or later, you're still an incel regardless of the circumstances (even if you're regularly getting laid from that point on)

Either way, it doesn't matter.

Chris may have been a prototypical incel in the old days, but now he's pretty much a de facto volcel.

He honestly does not give a shit about sex anymore and hasn't for quite some time.
 

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Incel is involuntarily celibate. You do not have to be a virgin, but you must be experiencing a long term drought of sex. If you have sex regularly you are not celibate and hence are not an incel. If you are voluntarily celibate, they have a word for it. Volcel.
the idea behind "incel" is almost twice as autistic as Chris is
 

Broseph

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Female, it was a prostitute https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mia_Hammin 2012. So he would have been 30
I'm sure I'll get a lot of autism ratings for this but the whole prostitute incident just sounded an unbelievably exceptional hoax that Chris made up. A lot of things about that whole incident really don't add up, such as the prostitute using a exceptional alias like "Mia Hamm" of all things, the fact that she was never doxed by trolls as well as the fact that she conveniently disappeared after fucking Chris (twice, allegedly) and was never seen or heard from again.

Not to mention I find it really hard to believe that even a cash-strapped prostitute would agree to have sex with fucking Chris of all people....*sigh*
 

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I'm sure I'll get a lot of autism ratings for this but the whole prostitute incident just sounded an unbelievably exceptional hoax that Chris made up. A lot of things about that whole incident really don't add up, such as the prostitute using a exceptional alias like "Mia Hamm" of all things, the fact that she was never doxed by trolls as well as the fact that she conveniently disappeared after fucking Chris (twice, allegedly) and was never seen or heard from again.

Not to mention I find it really hard to believe that even a cash-strapped prostitute would agree to have sex with fucking Chris of all people....*sigh*
Do you think he mistaken a stripper for a hooker?
 
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Muscle Bra

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I'm sure I'll get a lot of autism ratings for this but the whole prostitute incident just sounded an unbelievably exceptional hoax that Chris made up.
Remember that the Mia Hamm hookup took place while Chris had the GameStop assault charges hanging over his head and, by all accounts, he was legitimately afraid of going to jail while still being a virgin and was willing to do almost anything to lose his dreaded virginity. On top of that, I know reality is a very malleable thing for Chris but, after "Mia", the Love Quest did seem to sort of sputter to a halt and Chris lost interest in sex.

A lot of things about that whole incident really don't add up, such as the prostitute using a exceptional alias like "Mia Hamm"
I don't think we have any way of knowing if that was her real fake name, or a name that Chris just made up. It's certainly not the dumbest name a hooker could come up with.

of all things, the fact that she was never doxed by trolls
Now *that* is a darn good point...

as well as the fact that she conveniently disappeared after fucking Chris (twice, allegedly) and was never seen or heard from again.

Not to mention I find it really hard to believe that even a cash-strapped prostitute would agree to have sex with fucking Chris of all people....
Not all prostitutes are $1000/hour escorts operating in Vegas who have the ability to pick and choose their clientele. If you're a hooker working the Charlottesville/Ruckersville circuit and operating out of a Motel 6, I don't think you could afford to be that picky and would probably have to fuck whatever doofus shows up at your door with 100 bucks clutched in his sweaty paw.

Similarly, since I doubt there's enough business in the C-Ville/R-Ville area to keep "Mia" in gift baskets, there's a very good chance she moved on to some other set of hick towns in the mid-Atlantic area. (And, no, I'm not going to make the fairly obvious joke that having to have sex with Chris for money drove her out of the sex worker trade...)
 
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