Plagued Incels.is (Previously known as /r/incels) - Subreddit's banned, entitled Manchildren whine about why they can't get laid.

If you really had to who would you sex?


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trashbat

Looming Chad
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Another thing, according to incel logic- porn stars should have monstrous roast beef vags if promiscuity causes "beef flaps". Unless the eeeeeevil stacies are getting a yearly secret beef trimming to trick the poor hapless incels. Do they think the inner labia just keeps growing and growing like rodents teeth??
it's a joke meant to rile e-girls & it works
 

TendieMan

Ask me about my gremlin agenda
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He gave her money. It was for publicity, but he still paid an e-thot. If he ate shit on camera for publicity that still makes him a shit eater.
I think that profiting from thots makes him a bit of a chad in a way. Maybe more of a sugar daddy, except he gets EVEN MORE money in return.
 
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thismanlies

The Funnest Part of Gaming is Looting Corpses.
True & Honest Fan
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Incel: Calls women vile.
Same Incel: Fantasizes about and masturbates to videos of women being decapitated.

I actually hate these people.
Cartels tend to go after people with families because their loved ones are more likely to pay the ransom. If they ever nabbed an incel, they’d stick a kilo up his ass and send him on a long walk north.
 

AnOminous

do you see what happens
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Retired Staff
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Every time I see someone cry about "ACKSHUALLY vaginas don't work that way", I laugh. Roastie is the best thing to come out of the incel community, devastating stuff. No one had the female equivalent for "i bet your dick is small lmao" before then.
Bullshit, I've been hearing jokes about wizard's sleeves and "you could get an arm up in there" since I was a kid.
 

Cheetahman

When you kill your enemies but they don't win
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Bullshit, I've been hearing jokes about wizard's sleeves and "you could get an arm up in there" since I was a kid.
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1 definition by this username?
Whether or not it's true, I think most people can agree that the apoplectic reaction is hilarious.
 
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Stoneheart

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It's not hard to think like a incel. It's actually surprisingly easy due to how flawed and simple their logic is. Why do they hate single moms?

Because women DARE be flawed and make wrong choices in partners and have kids with men that end up abandoning/abusing their family causing the mom to be single. They dare have premarital sex and get pregnant.

Every single mom NEVER loves the man that is the step-father of her kid, they just want beta-bux for only a beta man would ever father another kid, regardless of circumstance. Maybe she's a single mom because she dumped the father in order to fuck Chad and then Chad dumped her. But now she refuses to let the poor dad that loves his kids from seeing him. Infact that's probably the majority of single moms!

If women fucked more Nice Guys and incels, then they would never be abused, and they would be cherished. Single moms wouldn't exist if women just picked the right men 100% of the time (which are incels btw). But women only want Chad, and they will fuck Chad forever regardless of how many kids he leaves. Women do not logically think of the future, they only think with tingles and emotions.


Wow I feel dirty for just pretending to be a incel. But this is the answer you would basically probably get. They expect women to be immaculate human beings while overlooking the flaws in men that cause a lot of single moms in the first place.

Another reason they hate single moms is because if she has a kid, then that undoubtedly proves she's not a virgin. You are either a virgin or a slut in their eyes.
Single moms are no relationship material 90% of the time. they are hoes, abusive or insane(or any mixture of those 3).

the Hoes are mostly exceptional, fucking people without any protection and than crying when chad run away... just to have the same problem again a year later.
The Abusive Woman are just nasty and overvalue themself, they think they are still the princess they were 10 years ago and think they still can threat people like shit because of their looks.
the insane one are a mixed bag of higher educated bimbos with some HRish job and flat out asylumrejects. , they also think i give a crap about what languages and instruments their kids mastered.

Teenage moms in their 20s are fine, they know they mostly know that they made mistakes in the past and want to move on. they talk alot less about their children than others and in a much more natural way.

I dont get why Incels hate Single moms(i mean outside of their hate for their own single mothers), they are easy to pick up, just make sure to get away from them fast the next morning.
 

Candidae

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Every time I see someone cry about "ACKSHUALLY vaginas don't work that way", I laugh. Roastie is the best thing to come out of the incel community, devastating stuff. No one had the female equivalent for "i bet your dick is small lmao" before then.
Eh, we already have dozens of ways to call a girl a ho and it just rings hollow coming from someone desperate for a bone themselves. When people make small dick jokes, they themselves don't want a small dick, you know? Also the fact that this is a stupider version of the "loose pussy" jokes people make it worse as well because while that one is still wrong, at least it feels more like it's real than your pussy growing roast beef flaps because you and your bf bang alot.
On top of that, there are lots of people who already judge a girl's outer and inner flaps before incels showed up anyways, they just knew it wasn't cause the girl had a lot of sex, just that she was born with something they think isn't normal
 

redcent

Doesn't make much
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Every time I see someone cry about "ACKSHUALLY vaginas don't work that way", I laugh. Roastie is the best thing to come out of the incel community, devastating stuff. No one had the female equivalent for "i bet your dick is small lmao" before then.
Because every girl put there is always poking fun at men's small dicks they can see in his pants with X-ray vision and always judging them harshly for their small wang, instead of TRYING to be above that and judge people of who they are inside.

Jokes on me, I should have laughed with the other girls at all the boys microwangs when they were stupid enough to flash them like the dogs on heat they were instead of just sticking with telling them off.
 

Bridge to Nowhere

Feeling that moment
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Too socially inept to get laid. Still kang though.
How exactly do they rationalize someone being "ethniccel", aka not able to get laid because of their skin color, while also talking about "Tyrone" the black dude who's fucking everyone's wives while they're out because they saw it on a porn site? Shouldn't he be "ethniccel" too?
 
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GuyKazama

It's okay, i'm a tankbuster.
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How exactly do they rationalize someone being "ethniccel", aka not able to get laid because of their skin color, while also talking about "Tyrone" the black dude who's fucking everyone's wives while they're out because they saw it on a porn site? Shouldn't he be "ethniccel" too?
Ikr, it's almost as if the incel philosophy is flawed?.
 

Frogasm

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How exactly do they rationalize someone being "ethniccel", aka not able to get laid because of their skin color, while also talking about "Tyrone" the black dude who's fucking everyone's wives while they're out because they saw it on a porn site? Shouldn't he be "ethniccel" too?
Any given trait that an incel may or may not have can either be the reason women hate them or the reason that women fuck other men. There's no in-between.

Incel has muscles? Fuck women they only care about faces. Chad has muscles? Fuck women they only want sculpted bodies.
Incel has blonde hair? Fuck women they only want brown hair. Chad has blonde hair? Fuck women they only want aryans.
Incel is black? Fuck women they're racist. Tyrone is black? Fuck women they only want BBC

and so on and so forth
 

JaneThough

Part of your world
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Because every girl put there is always poking fun at men's small dicks they can see in his pants with X-ray vision and always judging them harshly for their small wang, instead of TRYING to be above that and judge people of who they are inside.

Jokes on me, I should have laughed with the other girls at all the boys microwangs when they were stupid enough to flash them like the dogs on heat they were instead of just sticking with telling them off.
The only people who get upset at small dick jokes are guys with small dicks.
 

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