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If you really had to who would you sex?


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thismanlies

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Incel: Calls women vile.
Same Incel: Fantasizes about and masturbates to videos of women being decapitated.

I actually hate these people.
Cartels tend to go after people with families because their loved ones are more likely to pay the ransom. If they ever nabbed an incel, they’d stick a kilo up his ass and send him on a long walk north.
 

AnOminous

do you see what happens
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Every time I see someone cry about "ACKSHUALLY vaginas don't work that way", I laugh. Roastie is the best thing to come out of the incel community, devastating stuff. No one had the female equivalent for "i bet your dick is small lmao" before then.
Bullshit, I've been hearing jokes about wizard's sleeves and "you could get an arm up in there" since I was a kid.
 

Cheetahman

When you kill your enemies but they don't win
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Bullshit, I've been hearing jokes about wizard's sleeves and "you could get an arm up in there" since I was a kid.
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Whether or not it's true, I think most people can agree that the apoplectic reaction is hilarious.
 
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Stoneheart

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It's not hard to think like a incel. It's actually surprisingly easy due to how flawed and simple their logic is. Why do they hate single moms?

Because women DARE be flawed and make wrong choices in partners and have kids with men that end up abandoning/abusing their family causing the mom to be single. They dare have premarital sex and get pregnant.

Every single mom NEVER loves the man that is the step-father of her kid, they just want beta-bux for only a beta man would ever father another kid, regardless of circumstance. Maybe she's a single mom because she dumped the father in order to fuck Chad and then Chad dumped her. But now she refuses to let the poor dad that loves his kids from seeing him. Infact that's probably the majority of single moms!

If women fucked more Nice Guys and incels, then they would never be abused, and they would be cherished. Single moms wouldn't exist if women just picked the right men 100% of the time (which are incels btw). But women only want Chad, and they will fuck Chad forever regardless of how many kids he leaves. Women do not logically think of the future, they only think with tingles and emotions.


Wow I feel dirty for just pretending to be a incel. But this is the answer you would basically probably get. They expect women to be immaculate human beings while overlooking the flaws in men that cause a lot of single moms in the first place.

Another reason they hate single moms is because if she has a kid, then that undoubtedly proves she's not a virgin. You are either a virgin or a slut in their eyes.
Single moms are no relationship material 90% of the time. they are hoes, abusive or insane(or any mixture of those 3).

the Hoes are mostly exceptional, fucking people without any protection and than crying when chad run away... just to have the same problem again a year later.
The Abusive Woman are just nasty and overvalue themself, they think they are still the princess they were 10 years ago and think they still can threat people like shit because of their looks.
the insane one are a mixed bag of higher educated bimbos with some HRish job and flat out asylumrejects. , they also think i give a crap about what languages and instruments their kids mastered.

Teenage moms in their 20s are fine, they know they mostly know that they made mistakes in the past and want to move on. they talk alot less about their children than others and in a much more natural way.

I dont get why Incels hate Single moms(i mean outside of their hate for their own single mothers), they are easy to pick up, just make sure to get away from them fast the next morning.
 

Candidae

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Every time I see someone cry about "ACKSHUALLY vaginas don't work that way", I laugh. Roastie is the best thing to come out of the incel community, devastating stuff. No one had the female equivalent for "i bet your dick is small lmao" before then.
Eh, we already have dozens of ways to call a girl a ho and it just rings hollow coming from someone desperate for a bone themselves. When people make small dick jokes, they themselves don't want a small dick, you know? Also the fact that this is a stupider version of the "loose pussy" jokes people make it worse as well because while that one is still wrong, at least it feels more like it's real than your pussy growing roast beef flaps because you and your bf bang alot.
On top of that, there are lots of people who already judge a girl's outer and inner flaps before incels showed up anyways, they just knew it wasn't cause the girl had a lot of sex, just that she was born with something they think isn't normal
 

redcent

Doesn't make much
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Every time I see someone cry about "ACKSHUALLY vaginas don't work that way", I laugh. Roastie is the best thing to come out of the incel community, devastating stuff. No one had the female equivalent for "i bet your dick is small lmao" before then.
Because every girl put there is always poking fun at men's small dicks they can see in his pants with X-ray vision and always judging them harshly for their small wang, instead of TRYING to be above that and judge people of who they are inside.

Jokes on me, I should have laughed with the other girls at all the boys microwangs when they were stupid enough to flash them like the dogs on heat they were instead of just sticking with telling them off.
 

Bridge to Nowhere

Feeling that moment
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Too socially inept to get laid. Still kang though.
How exactly do they rationalize someone being "ethniccel", aka not able to get laid because of their skin color, while also talking about "Tyrone" the black dude who's fucking everyone's wives while they're out because they saw it on a porn site? Shouldn't he be "ethniccel" too?
 
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GuyKazama

It's okay, i'm a tankbuster.
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How exactly do they rationalize someone being "ethniccel", aka not able to get laid because of their skin color, while also talking about "Tyrone" the black dude who's fucking everyone's wives while they're out because they saw it on a porn site? Shouldn't he be "ethniccel" too?
Ikr, it's almost as if the incel philosophy is flawed🤔.
 

Frogasm

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How exactly do they rationalize someone being "ethniccel", aka not able to get laid because of their skin color, while also talking about "Tyrone" the black dude who's fucking everyone's wives while they're out because they saw it on a porn site? Shouldn't he be "ethniccel" too?
Any given trait that an incel may or may not have can either be the reason women hate them or the reason that women fuck other men. There's no in-between.

Incel has muscles? Fuck women they only care about faces. Chad has muscles? Fuck women they only want sculpted bodies.
Incel has blonde hair? Fuck women they only want brown hair. Chad has blonde hair? Fuck women they only want aryans.
Incel is black? Fuck women they're racist. Tyrone is black? Fuck women they only want BBC

and so on and so forth
 

JaneThough

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Because every girl put there is always poking fun at men's small dicks they can see in his pants with X-ray vision and always judging them harshly for their small wang, instead of TRYING to be above that and judge people of who they are inside.

Jokes on me, I should have laughed with the other girls at all the boys microwangs when they were stupid enough to flash them like the dogs on heat they were instead of just sticking with telling them off.
The only people who get upset at small dick jokes are guys with small dicks.
 

redcent

Doesn't make much
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The only people who get upset at small dick jokes are guys with small dicks.
I'm getting disturbed at all the vitriol against single moms. Think I'm a single mum? Maybe you never stand up for others.

Add to that I'm getting called a whore anyway despite not doing anything like that in my life. Is that fair?

When or if you guys get made fun of You're not getting called whores along with it who need to be sent to death camps or God knows what else incels have said by now. You're not listening to all the pedos there spouting about "I can't stand women my age with roast beef flaps I've never seen I can only like underage teenagers"

And you expect me to not get indignant?
 

Candidae

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When I was in junior high the favorite was "like throwing a hot dog down the hallway".
I remember that one quite often, especially odd in highschool when everyone's still really young and the girls who did date from boyfriend to boyfriend didn't tend to have sex with all of them yet the guys were the ones thinking about getting in their pants from the start for the most part. Also the clear double standard there is no thought is put into girls in stable relationships who did have sex often. Guess it only loosens you every time it's a new guy? Then again, incels' reply to that is their vagina molds around their last bf so they're still impure somehow (and the incel is still getting cucked by that ex because of it and the apparently still there cum)
 

TheGreatCitracett

i showed u my plights pls respond
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I remember that one quite often, especially odd in highschool when everyone's still really young and the girls who did date from boyfriend to boyfriend didn't tend to have sex with all of them yet the guys were the ones thinking about getting in their pants from the start for the most part. Also the clear double standard there is no thought is put into girls in stable relationships who did have sex often. Guess it only loosens you every time it's a new guy? Then again, incels' reply to that is their vagina molds around their last bf so they're still impure somehow (and the incel is still getting cucked by that ex because of it and the apparently still there cum)
I can't remember where, but I've seen incels insisting that cum irreversibly alters and rewrites a woman's DNA and this somehow turns men into cucks or something because she becomes genetically part Chad or Tyrone or whatever.

Incels have such bizarre ideas about even the most basic biology.
 

trashbat

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I can't remember where, but I've seen incels insisting that cum irreversibly alters and rewrites a woman's DNA and this somehow turns men into cucks or something because she becomes genetically part Chad or Tyrone or whatever.

Incels have such bizarre ideas about even the most basic biology.
it's pretty central Incel Science: "microchimerism"

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