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cuddle striker

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The Mad Science of Height Gains

It's easy to have a dumb opinion. This is especially true on the Internet. Search the Internet for any possible dumb opinion, and you'll find someone advocating for it. This thread is full of examples of incels having dumb opinions, which, in my own (admittedly dumb) opinion, is fucking boring.

You know what's not boring? A thread full of teenagers illegally injecting experimental Chinese steroids, in order to "maximise" their gains from puberty (OP). Annotations in italics, as usual:

You know what, I actually respect and root for this guy. He has a precocious intellect, and an encyclopedic knowledge of the human endocrine system. Here's his response to a fellow poster, who was concerned about the inclusion of a tranny hormone in his steroid stack:

This poster's name is Henry_Gandy (an allusion to David Gandy, the male model). As the thread progresses, it's clear that Henry_Gandy doesn't just want to be tall. He wants to be an immortal giant.



The thread is then derailed by a few pages of retarded infighting. Henry_Gandy continues his excursion into the unknown:

And addresses some more concerns. He's apparently found a way to halt / reverse skeletal aging by deactivating the body's natural cancer-suppression mechanisms:

A newcomer to the thread comments succinctly,
> surprise height or surprise cancer, what a gamble.
Gandy is unfazed.



An insecure teenager enters the thread with some concerns of his own, leading to this golden exchange:

Another poster is concerned about the cost:


At this point, Gandy and the OP are the only ones who have actually taken a steroid regimen. Not anymore. A third contender enters the ring, with much less glowing reviews:

A thread regular diagnoses the newcomer with hepatitis. The newcomer confirms this:

Which I think is a good note to end this post on. :story:

Tagging our medicine / biochemistry spergs: @The Littlest Shitlord , @cuddle striker , @sperginity , @eternal dog mongler . Is any of this shit legit?
"mad science" is the correct term. It's all shit some bro mixed together in a bag and decided to try. There are legitimate ways to increase height, involving broken bones, growth hormone during development- EARLY development. It's usually reserved for literal dwarves, never used on normal kids in any useful way (though it's been tried).

None of it involves research chemicals mixed with shady-ass untested supplements and/or steroids. None of it is going to work on anyone who's past puberty. I mean a split second past it; I mean old enough to be ordering this crap online. It's all childhood-age treatments and even then they're not very helpful.

Yes, roids work to build muscle fast, but in the long run it's impossible to maintain. If they stuck with steroids alone, they could be squat mini-testes men one day, certainly.

The height thing is lunacy.

Some of the stuff is carcinogenic that's mentioned there. Big risk, no rewards. But that's incel life, isn't it?

edit: this is Werner-level biology the guy is making up
 

eternal dog mongler

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"mad science" is the correct term. It's all shit some bro mixed together in a bag and decided to try. There are legitimate ways to increase height, involving broken bones, growth hormone during development- EARLY development. It's usually reserved for literal dwarves, never used on normal kids in any useful way (though it's been tried).
There's cosmetic surgery in South Korea for it (because, yes, they're obviously obsessed with height.)

And like you said it does involve breaking bones and letting them mend. You've permanently fucked up your legs in exchange for being an inch taller at best. If there were an easier or more effective way, they'd be doing that instead.
 

EpicGamerMoment

"If I could I would punch you into paralysis"
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So according to Incels

-Foids only care about looks, money or status

-Foids don’t love you unless you’re good looking

-Foids will leave you the second they find a better looking guy

-If you mention your emotional troubles to a foid you’ll be met with apathy at best and mockery at worst

-If you’re rich, foids will siphon all the money they can from you and leave you

-If you don’t show them attention 24/7 they’ll cheat on you

Honestly women sound like terrible people, so why do Incels still want romantic relationships with them ?
 

JektheDumbass

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-If you mention your emotional troubles to a foid you’ll be met with apathy at best and mockery at worst
To be fair this one is correct. No woman wants to date a bitch.

EDIT:
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Buer

The God of Tits and Wine
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So according to Incels

-Foids only care about looks, money or status

-Foids don’t love you unless you’re good looking

-Foids will leave you the second they find a better looking guy

-If you mention your emotional troubles to a foid you’ll be met with apathy at best and mockery at worst

-If you’re rich, foids will siphon all the money they can from you and leave you

-If you don’t show them attention 24/7 they’ll cheat on you

Honestly women sound like terrible people, so why do Incels still want romantic relationships with them ?
For validation purposes mostly.

^I know this thread is mostly about mocking incels but this is a pretty good video on the topic although he mostly talks about redpillers/puas.
 
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Duke Nukem

Leader of the Anti-Chad Extermination Squad
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So according to Incels

-Foids only care about looks, money or status

-Foids don’t love you unless you’re good looking

-Foids will leave you the second they find a better looking guy

-If you mention your emotional troubles to a foid you’ll be met with apathy at best and mockery at worst

-If you’re rich, foids will siphon all the money they can from you and leave you

-If you don’t show them attention 24/7 they’ll cheat on you

Honestly women sound like terrible people, so why do Incels still want romantic relationships with them ?
To be fair, there are women like that who exist, but those who aren't often are out of reach for the average incel. Not sure about the average man as a whole, but I personally have known a few who fulfill most of these criteria.
For validation purposes mostly.

^I know this thread is mostly about mocking incels but this is a pretty good video on the topic although he mostly talks about redpillers/puas.
I'm listening to it, he seems to have a good grasp of that scene overall.

It seems most of the people who end up attracted to these communities just don't understand what to do to get what they want, and so end up stuck in this loop of nonsense. It's like wanting to join another kid's club at school but getting turned down, and then outwardly deciding the club is stupid and not worth joining. Except in this case they're doing it with a basic biological drive (that to mate and reproduce) and have no fucking clue how to handle it. And don't get me started on incel types with autism.
 

AnOminous

each malted milk ball might be their last
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Retired Staff
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-If you mention your emotional troubles to a foid you’ll be met with apathy at best and mockery at worst
Well congratulations, you've just found a way to identify someone not to get involved with under any circumstances. At least if your "emotional troubles" aren't "if you don't fuck me I'll kill myself" in which case you're the complete dick in the situation.
 

Duke Nukem

Leader of the Anti-Chad Extermination Squad
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Don't know if he qualifies as an incel, but this boy getting insanely angry at big-tittied twitch streamers si quite entertaining https://twitter.com/MissGinaDarling/status/1407076566887247877
Twitch is cringe anyway, it's kind of sad that actual female gamers with talent are overshadowed by the lunacy that we are witnessing here.

In his defense, simps do donate a hell of a lot of money to these girls, it's bewildering but I doubt it can truly last forever.
 

07.

https://archive.ph/
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https://looksmax.org/threads/reasons-why-asian-have-recessed-maxilla-racepill.301034/ (A)


(The maxilla is the bone between the eyes and the upper jaw)



Its because asians maxilla shape. Asians have wider inter-molar width, but shorter length. It means asians maxilla growth is tend to widen not forwarded, so it pushes zygomatic bones to side. As a result asians have flat and wide(mid~upper) face.
This type of maxilla shape is observed in white/black kids(~10yo) too but the shape get transformed through puberty.












For some reason this Reminds me of Yaeba.
And if you check their most recent threads this guy made a thread with an edgy title and random capital letters. (thread/X)
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It's an edgy day over at incels, it could be due to the heat? (Thread/X)
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Cryonic Haunted Bullets

Niemals schlafen! Alles Lügen!
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In his defense, simps do donate a hell of a lot of money to these girls, it's bewildering but I doubt it can truly last forever.
This weird artificial scarcity / worship of women is what creates incels in the first place.

Imagine you're a socially maladroit young boy in $CURRENT_YEAR. You don't get along with other boys, let along girls. All your hobbies are exclusively online and extremely male-coded, and all your communities are total sausagefests. The few women who do inhabit the same spaces as you are worshipped like gods by your peers, who are so starved for female attention that they'll degrade themselves for the slightest chance to possibly receive a crumb of pussy.

What do the incel, the simp, the troon have in common? They worship the opposite sex as an idol. You can bring the idol offerings (the simp), see it as an ideal to aspire to (the troon), or base your value as a human being on its appraisals (the incel / "red pill").

This problem arises because the Internet is much more segregated (by age, sex, political views, etc.) than real life. The average person can now achieve a level of isolation once reserved for hermits and monks, without the self-reflection and erudition that these lifestyles used to imply.
 

07.

https://archive.ph/
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"Its literally over." He proclaims since he's going to be 27, perhaps he'll join the 27 club? Also, the names they use are um interesting. (Thread/X)
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(Thread/X) "incels won't exist in 100 years".
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Update: a scuffle over names? I even mentioned their names but I find them absurd, nothing to get mad over as they seem to be, then again they are on most matters.
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World's Smallest Violin

Insane in tha Propane
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"Chad has to fuck plenty of sub-prime roast beef too." Imagine being a grown-ass man in your 20s and typing this wince-inducing rubbish.
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Imagine being the parent of said "man". Looking back, Mummy should've just belted him.
This weird artificial scarcity / worship of women is what creates incels in the first place.

Imagine you're a socially maladroit young boy in $CURRENT_YEAR. You don't get along with other boys, let along girls. All your hobbies are exclusively online and extremely male-coded, and all your communities are total sausagefests. The few women who do inhabit the same spaces as you are worshipped like gods by your peers, who are so starved for female attention that they'll degrade themselves for the slightest chance to possibly receive a crumb of pussy.

What do the incel, the simp, the troon have in common? They worship the opposite sex as an idol. You can bring the idol offerings (the simp), see it as an ideal to aspire to (the troon), or base your value as a human being on its appraisals (the incel / "red pill").

This problem arises because the Internet is much more segregated (by age, sex, political views, etc.) than real life. The average person can now achieve a level of isolation once reserved for hermits and monks, without the self-reflection and erudition that these lifestyles used to imply.
If incels ate better, went out, developed personalities and laid off the porn they wouldn't be so maladjusted. Another thing that brings troons, simps and incels is their shared blindness to reality.
 

Duke Nukem

Leader of the Anti-Chad Extermination Squad
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Imagine being the parent of said "man". Looking back, Mummy should've just belted him.

If incels ate better, went out, developed personalities and laid off the porn they wouldn't be so maladjusted. Another thing that brings troons, simps and incels is their shared blindness to reality.
But those won't make me taller or fix my effeminate facial features! You're just a dumb normie who probably has girls into him 24-7!
 

Neo-Liberal Bugman

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An extremely consistent thing I hear from .is and .net users is that they were bullied, had absolutely no friends in school and their families were largely apathic to them. When things like these are so consistent you have to think if these guys did various things to be on the bad side of so many people including their families because simply being ugly doesn't bring that type of torment to a singular person in most countries from what I've seen.
 

World's Smallest Violin

Insane in tha Propane
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An extremely consistent thing I hear from .is and .net users is that they were bullied, had absolutely no friends in school and their families were largely apathic to them. When things like these are so consistent you have to think if these guys did various things to be on the bad side of so many people including their families because simply being ugly doesn't bring that type of torment to a singular person in most countries from what I've seen.
Like that octaroon Nikolas Cruz who was "ostracized" because of his animal cruelty and psychopathic/violent behavior at school.
Honestly women sound like terrible people, so why do Incels still want romantic relationships with them ?
These gorillas should just bang each other if they want a quick nut that bad without having to deal with the scary woman.
 

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