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If you really had to who would you sex?


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Knight of the Rope

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If they can't live a happy life, why shouldn't they make sure they ruin the lives of other people before they die?
That's the way actual monsters and degenerates think, though. You don't see terminally-ill cancer patients decide that they 'might as well take a few with me' on their way out, for example. (And arguably the cancer victims would have every right to be bitter and vindictive about their deaths since it's a legitimate tragedy that's often out of their control, and not just "Waah women won't touch my pants-place".)
 

TheShedCollector

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Incels commit mass shootings out of a desire to have some kind of impact on the world and and simple revenge. If they can't live a happy life, why shouldn't they make sure they ruin the lives of other people before they die?
Holy fucking shit you can't be serious. Someone dim the lights so we can find a glow in the dark to start monitoring your online activities.
 

Pina Colada

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"But moooooom, I'm busy circlejerking about how much I hate women!"
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Cryonic Haunted Bullets

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THE LEGENDARY INCEL RAP BATTLE

A clump of 'cels do something funny and lighthearted for once. Shame I didn't catch this as it was happening.

All six tracks have been attached to this post, if you want to listen along.

Track 1 - Truecel Gang (A)

It's August of 2020. Incels.is member FullTimeLoser is feeling a little full of himself. He writes a short rap song puffing up himself and his buddies:

FullTimeLoser, we running this forum shit
thoughtfulcel, we running this forum shit
cowcel, we running this forum shit
wolf, we running this forum shit
diocel, we running this forum shit
mental_out, we running this forum shit
The takeover, your breaks over, cracka
The best poster, me fulltimeloser
Hey little fakecels you ain't ready for war
truecels too blackpilled for yall
it's like you're a foid and toilet, you never stop bragging
always sending pictures, cuz your ego is cracking
you a bitch white boy,i'm a man, how the fuck you gon' win?
this is true incel shi-at, get rolled on your ass, biatch
your dick ain't close to big enough, sonny,
your breath stinks too much, fucka
truecels we the army better yet the navy
niggas we'll kidnap your baby, spit at ya lady

The production is ass, the lyricism leaves a lot to be desired, and the rapper mumbles like a retard, SPRAYing the mic with SPEKKS of SPITTHLE... but, hey, it's a creative output from a community known for its destructive tendencies. I'll give it a 3/10 for that alone.

My favorite lyric is the one about "little fakecels"... yeah, what a flex that is, admitting that you're shorter, physically weaker, and less fuckable than the person you're denigrating.

Track 2 - Corny Faggot (A)

Despite its amateurish quality, "Truecel Gang" makes a storm in the incel community. The inflammatory nature of the track attracts detractors... and soon enough, a new contestant steps into the ring, MC Uggo Mongo, He responds with what can only be described, in the incels' own terms, as a "brutal mog":

[Verse 1]
you corny faggot you call that a diss track
NGL didn't think even you were so whack
just sit the fuck down you ain't the wu
you're a just filthy half-caste crypto jew
one minute of blithering blathering with no diss
hey cashier, did you think of this
while ringing up bagels for the jew
your own father is ashamed of you
watch out the death blow from the mayo shogun
making your eardrums bleed for fun
ah shit here comes the naruto run
Now I'll drop kick ya in the chest
make ya whole heart burst out ya chest
LOSER, SUCKER

[Refrain: Microsoft SAM]
it ain't easy being an ugly loser,
we leave the house just to get mogged by teenagers,
wrists thinner than a pencil eraser,
the dot co transagers

[Verse 2]
Now I'll lay down the pipe on ya mother
and I won't neglect your grandmother
she gives good head for a retard
Hit it from the back and donkey punch her so hard
the sheets will be stained red
you like to call others inbred,
when you're trying to fuck your own aunt
that shit is disgusting you nasty runt

[Bridge]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa

[Refrain: Microsoft SAM]
it ain't easy being an ugly loser,
we leave the house just to get mogged by teenagers,
wrists thinner than a pencil eraser,
the dot co transagers

Production and lyricism are a hell of a lot better this time around, but the delivery is still lacking. Uggo Mongo sounds more like a Hank Hill cosplayer than a rapper, and his cadence is CWC-esque. And just fucking lol at "wrists thinner than a pencil eraser".

Track 3 - Warning Shot (A)

FullTimeLoser is well and truly pissed off at this point. He retorts with his most venomous track yet:

[Verse]
beta ass bitch, thinks he can step to me.
voice kinda soyish, you can't fuck with me
Sounding like a redditor let me drop this heat:
boy you think you're the master race, you can't even master a pace
the flow, you ain't got what it takes, you blow
Let me show you how a real man does, I glow
Cuz I spit fire, I burn crackers with my heat
Don't step to me, you'll get your fucking ass beat
This is real nigga shit, the holy grail
white boy master race, compensating for his fail
-uires, cuz you ain't shit but a honkey
insecure white boy can't handle the truth
your race is dying, and your women are tfus
spit, nothing but vomit, piss and shit.
30 year old incel thinks he's better than me
cuz he's white, future should've been bright, right?

[Bridge]
yet you're here posting with me? What happened?
White knighting for women that wouldn't even fuck you didn't work out?
Pathetic white knight, bitch.

[Outro]
Truecel gang, you don't fuck with us
Truecel gang, we ???
Truecel gang, you don't wanna fuck with us
Truecel gang, Truecel gang, Truecel gang
autistic mumbling

Incel rap has developed into a fully-fledged art form. The bars sting like a tarantula's venom. The flow and delivery have improved greatly, to the point where we now have something vaguely resembling a rap song. And the rappers... well, the rappers are still as mush-mouthed and retarded as ever. If they had better voices, they'd have smooth-talked their way into some pussy by now.

Track 4 - Full Time Ragie Wagie (A)

MC Uggo Mongo bombards his interlocutor with a battery of insults, denigrating FullTimeLoser for... having a job. The beat is taken from one of my favorite rap songs.

[Verse 1]
shouting at teens on discord till your face is blue
from across the ocean I can hear the bitch in you
pipsqueak I'd give you a wet willy and an atomic wedgie
hmm maybe that's why you act so edgy
is that what your bullies used to do
oy vey they made fun of your hooked nose didn't they jew
talk about voices as if you aint a pasty nerd
skin whiter than a cottage cheese curd
dont throw stones in a house made of glass
your jaw's more recessed than a kindergarten class
you should have listened to doctor mike mew
bone smash cave your skull in with a horsehoe
aryan chads got you hating the white race
while your oneitis greets you with faceful of mace
she happily gets spitroasted by brad and chad
yeah now I can see what's got you so mad
your mood swings like an hysterical bitch
soon you'll end up in a ditch
just keep running that cocksucker
you think that makes you a badass motherfucker
taking your problems out on an internet stranger
you're a wannabe walker texas ranger
boy shut up and bag my groceries grocer
your mouth's just your boss's cock holster

[Refrain]
RAGIE WAGIE STOMPS HIS FEET
RAGIE WAGIE CAN'T BE NEET
WAGIE CRY AND WAGIE MOAN
WORKS HIS FINGERS TO THE BONE
WORK AND WORK NO TIME FOR FUN
THE ONLY EXIT IS A GUN

[Verse 2]
no trifling bitch lives in my head rent free
cuz the soul of a hole ain't shit to me
but the full time ragie wagie's mad at the world
after chads put his head in the toilet and swirled
you thought you dropped a lyrical chokeslam
silly wigger you're still on instagram
pining after fraudulent whores
are they impressed that you work at retail stores
you are a truecel, you cant even pay for a fuck
once they see your ugly visage they ghost you ew yuck
your life sucks but that's alright you're an obedient cuck
nothing makes you happier than making your boss a buck
maybe someday you'll save enough shekels for a cuddle and kiss
ok, dismissed, go back to your shithole in your third world abyss

[Refrain]
RAGIE WAGIE STOMPS HIS FEET
RAGIE WAGIE CAN'T BE NEET
WAGIE CRY AND WAGIE MOAN
WORKS HIS FINGERS TO THE BONE
WORK AND WORK NO TIME FOR FUN
THE ONLY EXIT IS A GUN

The rivalry between the two is now fully developed. At this point we can discern the rappers' different styles. FullTimeLoser's songs are short, tight, linear, with a focus on brevity and lyrical hardness. Uggo Mongo's songs are complex in structure, with elaborate insults that sprawl over multiple lines.

Uggo Mongo still sounds like Hank Hill, but by this point he's leaning into it for comedic effect.

Track 5 - Stinky Ass Nigga (A)

FullTimeLoser responds promptly with a... less inspired roast, in which he names and shames multiple members of Uggo's crew. In his own words, "[he] caught 4 men with one bullet. it's over."

[Verse]
You wanna come at me, boy? Your voice better not crack
Too late! You sound like a female, you're whack
soyboy! you sound like a teenager boy
I'm the school jock, Bout to kick. your. fucking. ass.
High testosterone shit, let me show you what I got
This what a real man sound like, You're shot
Low T. soy Living with your mama in your thirties?
Did she write your lyrics for you? wipe your ass and change your panties?
cuz you're full of shit, boy
you ain't got what it takes boy
Called your friends to come and help, boy?
Sparrow's Song is a faggot who likes gay boys
pp183? that nigga is a hapa
what can I say, that's worse than a cracka
ionlycopenow , how's uggo dick taste
corny ass crew keep barking for me

[Outro]
stinky ass nigga, unemploymed with no future
bitch I got a job, let me be your fucking tutor
Your parents fucking hate you, you're just a fucking tumor
here's lesson one, i'm the fucking king; you're nothing but a coomer

I love the tortured mental gymnastics here, where they call their enemies "low-T soyboy cucks" but also brag about how gross and unfuckable they are.

Track 6 - Eulogy (A)

Uggo Mongo ends the rap battle with his most powerful track. He put more effort into this one than the previous two combined, even making a cover:

cover.png


[Intro]
slapping a collar around your neck and walking you around like my little bitch wasn't enough for you
I already rolled you up and smoked your ashes like a blunt
you should have stayed beyond the veil
now I'm gonna have to bust out this last verse and hit you with the soul ether like a mortal combat fatality
and finish you

[Verse]
gather one and all to hear this reddit bitch’s eulogy
you never should have crossed this true OG
it ain't a mystery it's plain for all to see
this wigger's best lines he stole from me
soy voice what you mean like mike tyson
let’s see your glass jaw last a round with him my son
you're one to talk you sound like the cookie monster
his autistic brother you're the dildo munching cock monster
what’s the deal shaun king you crying about a nigger pass
what do you mean that’s your word don’t be an ass
where's your melanin your skin is the color of a bleached skull
slain you so many times I'm collecting more scalps than king kull
I'll say nigger if I want to watchu gonna do about it wigger
Oh I forgot you're a hebe so I guess it's jigger
mystery meat mongrel and for sure a scuzzy kyke
your bitch mom's a carpet munching dyke
she gave your homo ass the gay gene
arch faggot sassy and mean
but you ain’t so tough
it's all a bluff
a facade, a charade, a sham, a mirage
I know you weren't prepared for this lyrical barrage
incurred the wrath of the rap god colossus
each diss is soul ether more dire than the breath of hamlossus
if bitch niggers like @REEE and @Dionysus are on your squad
then know that your whole crew fugazi frauds
the cock monster jammed his 4 incher down your throats made you blow
each one of you has a toilet's soul but you still got dicks though
and @Dregster is a tranny brained bitch with an attitude
after I butcher you all @PPEcel will enjoy your flesh barbecued
I'm on a mission can't even keep track of all the niggers I kill
what the cannibal don't use goes in a body bag I leave at the landfill
got my glock set my sights at your midget head I aim
you thought you ran the incel rap game
on my life this I vow
I'll rip the crown from your bloody brow
place it where it belongs upon my own head
and we both know as a jew it’s you who’s inbred
all your kin look like michael jackson after his 5th rhinoplasty
your family tree has less branches than the ptolemaic dynasty
which left you looking like a goonie by that I mean sloth
when I'm through with you I'll melt you into bone broth
you’re witnessing your own murder better call witness protection
you’re persistent I’ll give you that hanging around like an ear infection
nikka you have more lives than an alley cat
but this time Imma drop the napalm I'm ready for combat
you spit fire you got barz where never heard you spittin’ em
your verses suck that's on you don't blame eminem
my third rap track and already spit more bars hard as iron
than your hooker mothers sucked schlongs of johns
your last corny track sure was a hoot
and hey those sound effects sure were cute
I heard a mad dog barking was that you with your nonexistent bite
Imma bout to make you deader than a trilobite
if you didn't know cashier
that's a creature extinct like your rap career
which never began and already maggoty
your raps can’t get any more faggoty
all your posts read like homoerotic romance
more queer than a certain cowboy film debuted at sundance
my penchant for rhymes borders on the mystical
I'm the muthafucking dot co master of eristical
stupid newbie, you're a flash in the pan ephemeral
@Marquise is stalking gonna get that ass banned watch your peripheral
what's your warning percentage, ninety?
since you joined you have more time spent online than @nihility
it’s kind of sad that once you lose your only cope
the only thing left for you is to rope
by the way when I called you cashier I was kidding
because we all know that you're just pretending
which is even more sad than you were before
watch your step oh shit you just fell through the trap door

[Bridge]
SPLAT

[Outro]
it's over, it never began for you motherfucker
shoutout lester green we up in this bitch but we outtie cuz I gotta go drop a log

I have no words. This is incredible.

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FullTimeLoser was banned from the forum shortly thereafter - whether because he lost or for some other offence, I do not know.

Who do you think won? :winner: for Uggo Mongo, :like: for FullTimeLoser.
 

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njoyrself

Orb™️Ponderer
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"But moooooom, I'm busy circlejerking about how much I hate women!"
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There are two incels; the white trash man baby raised by a single mother, and the bitter, angry, and entitled larper. i have never seen anyone so angry and disgusted towards a group of people besides like the obvious. it’s a good thing these mf’s are impotent, someone should send them to south america. i hear the crime rate against women is pretty high.
 

Neo-Liberal Bugman

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I find it very interesting that this community was initially founded on sound complaints of the pick-up artists of the 2000s and 2010s but in a couple of years transformed into an collection of mentally stunted men autistically focused on women. PUAhate had a legitimately reasonable start but the severely mentally ill likes of Marjan and the woe-is-me types from forums like R9K seem to have infiltrated and quickly permeate these groups and their forums during their most formative years in the early 2010s. This group could have been the more reasonable and healthy version of the modern MGTOW but instead devolved or rotted into something far, far worse.
 

Cryonic Haunted Bullets

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PUAhate had a legitimately reasonable start but the severely mentally ill likes of Marjan and the woe-is-me types from forums like R9K seem to have infiltrated and quickly permeate these groups and their forums during their most formative years in the early 2010s.
What shocks me is how quickly it all became trite and boring. PUAhate and Sluthate produced some premium lulz:


This bountiful lol-fountain died down around the same time as our second Sluthate thread. The old forums' vibrancy and diversity disappeared, and they were repopulated by a new caste of brain-dead wigger zoomers. The discourse is stagnant. They're discussing the exact same shit they discussed in 2015.

The exception to this rule (and the topic of most of my posts here) is the looksmaxxing community, because its "meta" is constantly changing as surgeries are invented and clinics are opened. They also host hilariously passionate debates like "eyes vs. jaw" or "long head vs. short head".
 

Neo-Liberal Bugman

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What shocks me is how quickly it all became trite and boring. PUAhate and Sluthate produced some premium lulz:


This bountiful lol-fountain died down around the same time as our second Sluthate thread. The old forums' vibrancy and diversity disappeared, and they were repopulated by a new caste of brain-dead wigger zoomers. The discourse is stagnant. They're discussing the exact same shit they discussed in 2015.
Damn, even in 2014 these guys put value on how Redditors viewed them. Seriously, these guys would be slightly better off if they didn't bother viewing twitter, tik tok and fucking Reddit (seriously why would you put value on those retard's views)

For those who don't know the lore with this guy there's an Incel Wiki article on him https://incels.wiki/w/Jsanza29

All that being said, you've hit the nail on the head about them discussing the same shit for years. I've been lurking on .is for 3 years and I've noticed it's the same shit but with different mediums (eg. complaining about thots on Tik Tok from 2018 onwards)
 

Jewish Porn Hoe

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Inceldom seems to have a serious psychological component
Obviously.
Which is why people posting these "lmao just be normal and talk to girls" takes are mentally impaired. It's like seeing a paranoid schizophrenic and going "cool hallucinations dude, ever tried not listening to the voices in your head that tell you to set things on fire?".
 

Phil Ken Sebben

The Potato Whisperer.
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Obviously.
Which is why people posting these "lmao just be normal and talk to girls" takes are mentally impaired. It's like seeing a paranoid schizophrenic and going "cool hallucinations dude, ever tried not listening to the voices in your head that tell you to set things on fire?".
Yeah except it's not.

Here's the thing. If you're an incel I'd put about 75% of that on your shoulders. Yeah you can't do anything about your face or maxilla or height or just about anything physical but you can work on yourself. If you have a shit personality then that's on you. If you can't speak to women then that's on you. If you're waiting for women to come up and speak to you then that's on you. Basically you need to make the changes in your life to make yourself as attractive to women as possible. Nobody is going to give you a chance just because you were born with a penis.

Nobody "deserves" sex or even female companionship. These are things you need to go out there and earn yourself.
 

Shidoen

Space niggers, they float in the dark
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Yeah except it's not.

Here's the thing. If you're an incel I'd put about 75% of that on your shoulders. Yeah you can't do anything about your face or maxilla or height or just about anything physical but you can work on yourself. If you have a shit personality then that's on you. If you can't speak to women then that's on you. If you're waiting for women to come up and speak to you then that's on you. Basically you need to make the changes in your life to make yourself as attractive to women as possible. Nobody is going to give you a chance just because you were born with a penis.

Nobody "deserves" sex or even female companionship. These are things you need to go out there and earn yourself.
Sounds like a quote for Law and Order, Gamergate files.
 

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