Incels vs Catladies autistic pastadome showdown thread - Where we can argue about who hates trannies for the correct reasons and screech about people disagreeing with us

[Dyn]

Listen all, this is the truth of it. Slapfighting leads to derailing, and derailing gets to doxing. And that was damn near the death of us all. But we've learned, by the dox of them all... Kiwi Farms learned. Now, when autistics get to slapfighting, it happens here! And it finishes here! Two retards enter; one retard leaves.

@Vicks VapoRub @poggers take it away.
Posting your favourite pasta recipes is encouraged.
I know you won't break any of the other rules. There aren't any.

 

[Vicks VapoRub]

tranny sideshows has been hijacked by unfunny women crying about trannies instead of posting them and weird fringe theories about the patriarchy

 

[Dyn]

tranny sideshows has been hijacked by unfunny women crying about trannies instead of posting them and weird fringe theories about the patriarchy

Okay but what's the best pasta you know how to cook?

 

[Vicks VapoRub]

Okay but what's the best pasta you know how to cook?

top ramen

 

[Justtocheck]

Holy fucking shit! I've had it with trannies. My mom suggested I date trannies as she saw me lonely and probably gave up on the idea of grandkids a long time ago. God bless my mom. But I think I might disapoint her even further. Half the time when I talk to trannies they are trapped in their own world about anime where they really don't listen to me or how my day at my rat extermination bussiness was. The other half of the time, they just seem on the verge of tears and about to collapse emotionally. AND NOT EVEN ONE I met could cook a decent meal. Mental Illness my fucking ass lazy bums. I hate them and twitter. I don't really want to die alone, but I'm afraid dating anything close to the opposite sex is impossible for me. The only time I hoped to bring a tranny to meet mom she called me a creep and moving too fast, and I told her that I wouldn't sustain anymore of her loafing around unemployed around tumblr everyday. It ended in quite a fistfight. While in bed at the hospital ER with a broken orbital bone some cops ask me to pressed charges to her as they had her on handcuffs, and I told them I didn't know. I couldn't work for like a week. We texted a bit after that but it didn't work out. My mom was a bit disappointed.

 

[PlasticOwls]

Okay but what's the best pasta you know how to cook?

rotini. rotini has the best texture and surface area for sauce

 

[Milkis]

you guys tried aglio e olio or caccio e pepe? they're dead simple but you can pick up a finesse with them after a few tries, and impress girls with your minimalist italiano

 

[Dyn]

you guys tried aglio e olio or caccio e pepe? they're dead simple but you can pick up a finesse with them after a few tries, and impress girls with your minimalist italiano

Cacio e pepe lends itself to minimalism but if you don't go a few steps extra and melt an anchovy into the oil or mix some parsley, peas and greenbeans into your aglio e olio it's peasant food for a reason.

 

[Un Platano]

rotini. rotini has the best texture and surface area for sauce

No man, fettuccini all the way. Save the funny shapes for mac and cheese.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Why are you summoning my catlady army?

 

[Dom Cruise]

All I'm gonna say is the "radical feminist" part of TERFs have got to understand that this situation is a Frankenstein's monster they themselves have created.

Feminism is just another flavor of Marxism, when you put forth ideas like women can't run as fast as men not because of the shape of their hip bones but because they're just told they can't run fast and if only they believe in themselves enough then they can run as fast as any man!

When you put forth the idea in general that everything is a social construct, as feminists do, don't be surprised when people take that and run with and treat being "female" as nothing more than a persona to adopt.

 

[Mother puss bucket]

What, I don't get an invite?

Ingredients
300g penne rigate
1.4 cup olive oil
150g fresh ricotta
3 long eggplants, trimmed and halved lengthways
690g bottle pasta sauce
150g mozzarella, grated
2 tablespoons basil leaves, chopped

Step 1
Preheat oven to 180°C. Grease a 6-cup capacity ovenproof baking dish. Combine ricotta and basil in a bowl. Set aside.
Step 2
Cook pasta in a large saucepan of salted boiling water according to packet directions or until al dente. Drain well and spoon into baking dish.
Step 3
Meanwhile, heat oil in a large non-stick frying pan over medium-high heat. Cook eggplant for 3-4 minutes, turning occasionally, until golden brown. Drain on paper towel and set aside.
Step 4
Pour pasta sauce over pasta and arrange eggplant on top. Place spoonfuls of ricotta mixture on the eggplant and sprinkle with grated mozzarella. Bake for 20 minutes or until heated through and cheese is golden brown.

tranny sideshows has been hijacked by unfunny women crying about trannies instead of posting them and weird fringe theories about the patriarchy

Literally the problem. Their ideology creates spaces that ban more and more people until they get banned themselves. Then they move into spaces made to get away from them and repeat the same pattern. They're not here to laugh at trannies, they're here to complain their pet predators have turned on them instead of being their attack dogs. They will drive people away from sites by killing any fun to be had there and then chase them to the next site they go to. Unless moderation removes feminist subverters they will eventually find the admins dick and slobber on it until he destroys his own forum by bowing to his new tendies chef. It's a tale as old as the internet and we're rapidly losing places to move away from them.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Radical Feminism doesn’t have enough pegging involved tbh.

 

[PlasticOwls]

No man, fettuccini all the way. Save the funny shapes for mac and cheese.

Fettuccini might require more skill to cook on a small pot, but long noodles are overrated texture

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

Well fuck me, I don't cook pasta very often. I can make a very mean spätzle, lasagna, and basic pesto pasta. I've been looking into high protein pasta like black bean or lentil, but it never turns out right. Is there any way to make it have the same texture as wheat pasta or will it always have that strange texture?

 

[Begemot]

TERFS need to submit to our sexual needs, they are a fetish, nothing more than an exotic form of wokescold that needs to submit to their cisgender male masters.

 

[vulgar]

AutoTERFilia: an incel transitioning to rad fem
due to mutual tranny hatred. Not much effort is required, both don’t shower and look like angry little boys.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I tend to make my own spagetti but sometimes if I'm too lazy I'll just leave the pasta sheets for lasagna. I've tried making my own yaki soba noodles but that can really do a number on your shoulders if you haven't done it for decades. I personally find though that the more important thing is the sauce or gravy you're using than the pasta itself. Currently I've been enjoying making Sicilian pasta salads and antipasto salads.

 

[furūtsu]

I'm gonna go with TERFs. They're based when it comes to opposing trannies' degeneracy whereas incels only hate them because they find them unfuckable 65% of the time. The other 35% they're grooming teen boys into taking E to circumvent this issue.

t.used to lurk /r9k/ and Ovarit

 

[grimacefetishist]

Cats are so cute and funny. They also have no gender and thus can't be trans.

I just use spaghetti or rotini to make leftover pasta. Boil a single serving of pasta for ten minites on high, and when the water starts to get low throw in the leftovers and then some butter (and something acidic like lemon juice if your leftovers are more neutral or dry) so that the leftovers stick to the noodles