India's government advises pregnant women to avoid all meat, eggs and lusty thoughts -

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NEW DELHI (AP) — India’s government is advising pregnant women to avoid all meat, eggs and lusty thoughts.

 

[The Fool]

The lack of protein will kill the mutant 8-armed fetuses before they have a chance to be born, a merciful death.

 

[AnOminous]

That is stupid as fuck. The last thing pregnant women should avoid is protein. No wonder India is a designated shitting country.

 

[Dysnomia]

The lack of protein will kill the mutant 8-armed fetuses before they have a chance to be born, a merciful death.

But those eight armed fetuses are the incarnations of the gods.

 

[Mason Verger]

India's governent advises women to avoid living in India.

 

[Bogs]

I advise the Indian Government to forgo Pakistan and just reset India via nukes

 

[What a moron]

Must be part of the master plan to become a superpower by 2020. Genius.