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Don Gorske said:
"This one is a biggie for me, something I have been looking forward to."

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I'll bet you can guess where Don Gorske celebrates his birthdays.

He celebrated another, more unique milestone yesterday, when he ate his 30,000th Big Mac at a McDonald's in Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin, which happens to be the same McDonald's he visited when he ate his first Big Mac back in 1972.

I suspect that means he's been McDonald's most loyal customer since well before at least half of the people who read this article were born. Heck, even the guy who invented Big Macs, and who died recently at age 98, said he only ate one a week.

But to understand just how devoted a fan Gorske is, I think we need to break out the calculator.

(Or yes, the calculator function on your phone. I'm not that old.)

We should point out two things first: that Gorske already holds the record for having eaten the most Big Macs; he crossed that threshold according to the Guinness people back in October.

And second, he has both "obsessive compulsive disorder and a meticulous memory," according to the FDL Reporter, a local newspaper that marked his milestone.

"While he has managed through the years to preserve and categorize most everything related to his Big Mac obsession, he did lose about 7,000 or so Styrofoam cartons that were damaged in a tornado that blew the soffits off his house on June 2, 1990," the paper reported.

I'll leave that part right there, since the environmental mess described did take place 28 years ago.

But it's an absurd number of Big Macs. To start with, eating 30,000 over 46 years would require eating 652 per year. And that in turn would work out to consuming 1.786 Big Macs every single day since the Nixon administration.

Indeed, Gorske reports that there have only been eight days during which he didn't eat a Big Mac that entire time: once because an intense snowstorm stopped him from reaching McDonald's, for example, and once on the day in 1988 when his mother died.

Also, given that each Big Mac has two 1.6-ounce beef patties, it means Gorske has eaten more than 6,000 pounds of beef, which might work out to (and this is the most grotesque thing I've ever calculated for an Inc.com article), about 10 cows.

Actually, as bad as that is, over 46 years I thought it might be higher. However, it would also mean 16.89 million calories.

Now age 64, Goerske is a retired prison guard, and he's as into Big Macs as ever.

In fact, after the little ceremony the local Mickey D's held for him, he got a second one to-go: number 30,001.

"Maybe I'll be eating it when I catch myself on the news," he said.

http://www.cbs8.com/story/38118428/wisconsin-man-downs-his-30000th-big-mac-burger
Among his calculations, Gorske figured it took him 356 days to eat his first 1,000 Big Macs. On the day McDonald's founder Ray Kroc died in 1984, Gorske ate his 5,978th Big Mac.

He even has the day when McDonald's switched to shredded lettuce marked down: Feb. 10, 1999.

The Big Mac fan's television appearances include the "Rachel Ray Show," "Jimmie Kimmel," "Lopez Tonight," "I've got a Secret," "Oprah" and "Inside Edition." He was featured in the movie "Supersize Me."

In 2003 Ellen DeGeneres requested Gorske's cholesterol be checked. It was 140. In 2006 he crossed the finish line of the San Diego marathon carrying his 21,387th Big Mac.
 
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So he's been eating at least one Big Mac every day for 46 years? And he seems to be in good shape? Holy shit, maybe we were wrong about McDonalds and it's actually the elixir of life. Chris will outlive all of us.
 

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So he's been eating at least one Big Mac every day for 46 years? And he seems to be in good shape? Holy shit, maybe we were wrong about McDonalds and it's actually the elixir of life. Chris will outlive all of us.

I don't actually know much about this guy, but I'd assume that he probably eats McDonald's and nothing else over the course of the day. The reason fast food makes you fat is that people treat it like a normal meal when really it should count for two based on the calorie content. If an OCD-bound fanatic eats two McDonald's meals a day and nothing else, that' pretty much a healthy calorie intake. (Every other factor of health is neglected, but all we can tell from the pictures is that he's not fat or dead, so he could have a crippling potassium deficiency and we wouldn't know.)

Edit: according to replies, French fries are actually full of potassium and I'm gay. This is what I get for just guessing instead of spending 30 seconds on Wikipedia.
 
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That dude's arteries have to look like a squeeze tube of butter. Seriously, his health has to be horrible after eating so much fast food.

Not really. I use to eat a ton of shit and jog five miles a night. Hasn't killed me yet, but if it does then my health would be better than a lot of people sitting on their arse.

You never know when shit is going to happen to you.

James F. Fixx, who spurred the jogging craze with his best-selling books about running and preached the gospel that active people live longer, died of a heart attack Friday while on a solitary jog in Vermont. He was 52 years old.

https://www.nytimes.com/1984/07/22/...xx-dies-jogging-author-on-running-was-52.html
 

Jozef

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How is he not fat? I know a guy who eats nothing but fast food and he's approaching "morbidly obese", and you can tell by his build and proportions that he is NOT naturally that big. Some people have insanely high metabolisms; if this big mac guy ate like a normal person he'd probably be a beanpole.

Imagine how expensive it would be too, eating that much McDonald's.
 

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How is he not fat? I know a guy who eats nothing but fast food and he's approaching "morbidly obese", and you can tell by his build and proportions that he is NOT naturally that big. Some people have insanely high metabolisms; if this big mac guy ate like a normal person he'd probably be a beanpole.

Imagine how expensive it would be too, eating that much McDonald's.
Come on. We all know an asshole who eats junk everyday without gaining weight.
 

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And second, he has both "obsessive compulsive disorder and a meticulous memory," according to the FDL Reporter, a local newspaper that marked his milestone.

I'm not even joking when I say he probably has the :autism:. OCD is co-morbid with autism, and autists are notorious for being extremely picky about their diet. If he was born in this generation he would surely be diagnosed as autistic.
 

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How is he not fat? I know a guy who eats nothing but fast food and he's approaching "morbidly obese", and you can tell by his build and proportions that he is NOT naturally that big. Some people have insanely high metabolisms; if this big mac guy ate like a normal person he'd probably be a beanpole.

Imagine how expensive it would be too, eating that much McDonald's.

If you run marathons as a hobby, like this magnificent gentleman does, it means that you must have quite active lifestyle in general. He probably jogs a lot.
 
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