Inmate Dating Sites - love behind bars

Jaded Optimist

Me Love You Long Time
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I discovered one of my new favorite things to do is to look through websites which help set up people with prison penpals. I'm looking at www.meet-an-inmate.com currently. Here's a few of my favorites.

Shaquandalond Hawkins
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Shaquandalond Hawkins 1999583
Hobby Unit
742 FM 712
Marlin, Texas 76661
Race: African American
Date of Birth: 8-20-1994
Height: 5'6"
Earliest Release Date: 5-29-2020
Maximum Release Date: 11-28-2027
Religion: Christian
Would you like letters from both sexes? Yes
(This does not refer to sexual orientation)
Education: High School Diploma
Occupation before prison: Hair Stylist
Activities in prison: Presser (laundry)


Regan Sayon (this is a female)
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Regan Sayon 01864480
Lane Murray Unit
1916 N. Hwy 36 Bypass
Gatesville, Texas 76596

Race: Black
Date of Birth: 10-1-1991
Height: 5'4"
Earliest Release Date: 6-2016
Maximum Release Date: 4-6-2023
Religion: Christian
Would you like letters from both sexes? Yes
(This does not refer to sexual orientation)
Education: GED
Occupation before prison: None
Activities in prison: Work, working out, school, music, reading

Jimmy Clark
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Jimmy Clark #347729
AHCC, MA43 Upper
PO Box 2049
Airway Heights, WA. 99001

Race: Native American
Date of Birth: 3-3-86
Height: 5'11"
Earliest Release Date: 9-21-2021
Maximum Release Date: 3-22-2022
Religion: Native American
Would you like letters from both sexes? Women
(This does not refer to sexual orientation)
Education: GED, Community College graduate
Occupation before prison: Unemployed
Activities in prison: Schooling, beading, drawing, drumming, pow wow, and dancing
Can you receive and send emails? Yes, jpay.com


Maybe you can find true love! Or just laugh at sketchy prisoners.
 

glass_houses

not a bumblebee
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As much as I like the idea of making incarcerated people feel like they are cared about, I wouldn't know what the hell they're in prison for and considering my weird ability to attract the mentally ill I shouldn't take any chances.
Pretty much. And with the rise of the internet it's impossible to hide your identity without some serious hacking, fraud, and identity theft skills. Strictly speaking, someone who is jailed at the Governor-General's pleasure would most likely be technically safe, but seriously, just the idea of touching an object once held by the likes of Ivan Milat or Katherine Knight makes me want to take a long shower in bleach with coarse sandpaper as a face washer.
 

Jaded Optimist

Me Love You Long Time
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What the fuck kind of name is Shaquandalond lmao
The names is one of my favorite parts.

Real names on the site (m=males f=females)
-Turkessa (f)
-Shaunita (f)
-Lezli (f)
-Criteria (f)
-Siomanlys (f)
-Olanrewaju (m)
-Sha'teek (m)
-McQueen (m)
-Quentarrius (m)


Also, please meet death row inmate Marvin and Sean Penn impersonator...

Marvin Gabrion
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Marvin Gabrion #09184-055
PO Box 33
Terre Haute, IN. 47808-0033

Please send me no money. Humbly I ask for friendly help from good people. I am against all violence, murder, pedophiles, stalkers, and two timers. I am honest, true, nice, athletic, blue eyes, protective, and always helpful.

Race: White
Date of Birth: 10-18-53
Height: 6'
Earliest Release Date:
Maximum Release Date: Execution
Religion: All faiths
Would you like letters from both sexes? Yes
(This does not refer to sexual orientation)
Education:
Occupation before prison:
Activities in prison:

Wikipedia
Marvin Charles Gabrion (born October 18, 1953) is an American man convicted of the 1997 kidnapping and murder of 19-year-old Rachel Timmerman, of Cedar Springs, Michigan. Timmerman and her 11-month-old daughter, Shannon, disappeared two days before Gabrion was set to stand trial on rape charges filed by Rachel the previous summer. Rachel's body was found in Oxford Lake, weighted down by cinder blocks. Shannon remains missing, but is presumed deceased.[1][2] Gabrion is also a suspect in the disappearances of several other people, including a witness who was set to testify against him in the trial for rape.[3][4]
 

Jaded Optimist

Me Love You Long Time
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Yeah except when I murder people I've raped and their child.

I can see low level offenders have access to this but people like this sure as fuck shouldn't.
Pretty much any time I see someone who is in for more then 20 years I Google them. So far in one age group I've found 2 woman who murdered their babies. One was described as horrific, the 10 month old baby had multiple healed hip fracures and was being starved. I've also found people who killed their partners and hid the bodies.

Why are these people able to access these sites, and why can they use email and skype?
 
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