Disaster Instagram "influencer" sells vials of her bathwater for $45 a piece and sells out to the world's most pathetic men. - Gamercels pay for water that briefly touched bobs and vagene

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Doesn't matter to me, I doubt anyone who would give to findoms would even have a job to begin with
You'd actually be surprised at how many complete and utter exceptional individuals and deviants have jobs, it's not particularly hard. As the US military have stated after extensive testing and field experience.

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If you have an IQ of 85 or above you can work in pretty much any low to middle income job. You might not be particularly amazing, but you can do it. It's other factors that impede people from having jobs. Depression, self loathing, certain mental illnesses, or simply being a lazy manchild that mooches off his parents.

I've known completely batshit women who are just able to turn it off and become the perfect customer rep, and then get home and see some chalk dust fall from the ceiling, think they have asbestos through the entire house, and decide to stay at a friends for 2 weeks while it gets checked out. But otherwise they are fully functional members of society.
 

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She has a bigger load now for "one last time". It costs $10k.

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On the topic on her DNA not being in her bathwater, she said it's her bathwater, but she never said she exactly bathed in it except on her video. It could be just tub water.

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She has a bigger load now for "one last time". It costs $10k.


On the topic on her DNA not being in her bathwater, she said it's her bathwater, but she never said she exactly bathed in it except on her video. It could be just tub water.

EDIT: Archived just in case but it wouldn't load the pictures.
Shipping that much liquid in a single container without a pre-existing contract is gonna cost her $10k worth of grief anyway. If someone outside the UK buys it she'll probably have to cancel.
 

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Well... she's cute.

This reminds me of an old Real Sex segment on HBO where online strippers would sell their "used panties", but the behind the scenes part of the segment, the girl just dropped a few drops of hot sauce in the crotch area. Who knows if this is real. Weird none the less.
 
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She has a bigger load now for "one last time". It costs $10k.


On the topic on her DNA not being in her bathwater, she said it's her bathwater, but she never said she exactly bathed in it except on her video. It could be just tub water.

EDIT: Archived just in case but it wouldn't load the pictures.
The fuck is she holding a controller for? Is that just her shtick in every pic and video she just has a fucking controller?

Anyone who says this bitch is a genius and should be praised needs a kick in the head.
 
You see it more in Asia usually.
Here are some from a Japanese porn star. Mimi Yazawa. Hired specifically because shes 4 foot 7.

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It's more of an indication the West is moving closer to Japan in the hikki type stuff.
Uhh... the cartoony stuff is NOT what I find most objectionable about these pictures...

Oh Japan, we still have a long way to go to catch up with your weird perversions... but we are obviously working very hard on it...
 

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Like it or not, she's a funny genius, and she deserves the money.
I didn't know appealing to meme culture in the most 'how do you do fellow kids?' way possible made you comedy gold. I mean face it man, after this song and dance of her being a super funny memelord gets old, no one is going to pay attention to her or remember her. Her fame was in fact starting to die out a bit before she did the bath water thing as many Youtubers were just reiterating the same points about her being an e-girl who does the funny face. Until her fame's gone for good, it's always nice to laugh about her silly shenanigans on message boards until that day comes.
 

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I didn't know appealing to meme culture in the most 'how do you do fellow kids?' way possible made you comedy gold. I mean face it man, after this song and dance of her being a super funny memelord gets old, no one is going to pay attention to her or remember her. Her fame was in fact starting to die out a bit before she did the bath water thing as many Youtubers were just reiterating the same points about her being an e-girl who does the funny face. Until her fame's gone for good, it's always nice to laugh about her silly shenanigans on message boards until that day comes.
If she is as smart as some people claim she is, she will save some of that money for investments and whatnot.

However, I somehow doubt she will wise up, and eventually the money will disappear over time as she becomes forgotten.
 
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I'm starting to think she hasn't sold much bathwater at all. I had heard she hadn't shipped out any when people were posting about recieving it and testing it, so that was fake. I haven't verified this, but I do believe the girlfriend who found the package of bathwater was totally fake just based on it's a classic trick of attaching a story to a photo that makes it look credible but doesn't prove anything. Why didn't she post a proof picture?

Instathots are lazy hoes, so I really doubt she would be promptly fulfilling these orders within days. She's not fucking Amazon. Seriously, look at other ethots who sell stuff; it's excuse after excuse about why things haven't shipped after a couple of weeks.

Reddit dna guy is probably full of shit because redditors are full of shit.

Belle hasn't sold much at all, but is trying to hype it up with all the media attention to move what she can. Now she's selling it "one last time" because it's not selling; but claiming it is selling and this is the last batch might actually get a little bit of it to sell. Why make one last batch of it's actually selling like crazy?

Seriously, where is the proof any of it is selling? Belle? Random redditors?
 

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The Instagram star who went viral for selling her bath water has had her account shut down after people reported her


The Instagram star who went viral for selling her bath water has had her account shut down after a seemingly coordinated reporting campaign against her.
Belle Delphine had 4.5 million Instagram followers and shot to internet fame with two stunts this year: selling her bath water for $30 a bottle and tricking her fans into thinking she was going to make porn for PornHub.
The 19-year-old's posts are frequently NSFW, she enjoys scantily-clad cosplay, and commonly makes ahegao faces, an expression used in Japanese anime and manga pornography.
But on Friday morning, her Instagram account was down. In its place is a message that simply reads: "Sorry, this page isn't available."
The closure of the account follows what looks to be a campaign to get Delphine taken off Instagram. Searching for the hashtag #belledelphine on Instagram shows that multiple people may have reported her for "nudity or pornography."
One screenshot appears more than others, from an Instagram user called athlete_thedog. A reply from Instagram to athlete_thedog's complaint says Delphine's account was removed for violating the site's community guidelines.

Instagram did not immediately reply to Business Insider's request for comment.
The removal of Delphine's profile comes just hours afterInstagram announced that it is updating its policies to provide warnings to users that their account is close to being deleted. It is not known if Delphine received such a warning.
 

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And also, was someone trying to clone her?
I tried. I bought some bathwater in the hopes of cloning her dozens of times so that I can produce gamer girl bathwater on an industrial scale. Just imagine the returns.

I would have had a near complete monopoly on this shit if I got in early. My competitors would have to consistently rob my bathwater freight trains like Walter White if they ever hoped to stop me.
 
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