Instead of going to prison, what if you were taken to a lolcow's bedroom? -

[The Curmudgeon]

You read that correctly. Imagine that if you got arrested for something awful that instead of being hauled off to prison, you were taken to Chris-Chan's bedroom. Even worse, in order to be forgiven and set free you must have sex with him and do whatever he wants for a day. It can be any lolcow by the way. They decided who you go to based on your KiwiFarms replies in any of the given lolcow threads.

 

[DumbDude42]

They decided who you go to based on your KiwiFarms replies in any of the given lolcow threads.

imagine being sentenced to live with jake "secret gamer girl" alley
i think i'd rather go into a supermax prison than that

 

[Decepticon Spy]

I'd rather get the chair with an unshaved head

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I'd like to eat a bullet instead.
Jail would be a mercy....

 

[Mimic]

Knock them out
Steal their stuff
Jump out the window
Live as a fugitive.

 

[Phallic Object]

I'd rather get disintegrated than to be in gunt's fucking bedroom.

 

[Pruto]

I kinda already live in one.

 

[Porque no los dos?]

My lolcow is a little fag, so I'd just deck him and flee.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

I would be okay with hosing Venti down in the backyard

 

[COCl₂]

I am not scared. I do not think Scalfani can get it up for anyone, let alone a woman.