Kiwi Farms

You read that correctly. Imagine that if you got arrested for something awful that instead of being hauled off to prison, you were taken to Chris-Chan's bedroom. Even worse, in order to be forgiven and set free you must have sex with him and do whatever he wants for a day. It can be any lolcow by the way. They decided who you go to based on your KiwiFarms replies in any of the given lolcow threads.