Insulting words & phrases that you no longer hear - Post here or you're a spastic

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Rancid Flid

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I need to replace a part on my car that has the weird name of ' Guibo,' which reminded me of the word " Grebo, " which we used to use to describe or insult the heavy metal/biker kids who had long hair & always wore dirty leather or denim jackets & listened to ZZ Top or Motorhead.

What are some words, insults or phrases that you no longer hear & what did they mean ? I've got a few from being a Britfag teen in the '80's.

Grebo : You're dirty & stink & are probably covering your stench with Patchouli oil

Spaz/Spastic : You're a thick, disabled, retarded twat.

Joey : Joey Deacon was a spastic TV personality. If you were called this, you were usually acting like a fucking tard.

Chip-pan : Used to insult teenage girls who had exceptionally greasy hair.

Bucket : Girl specific, you have a massive vag.

Bummer : You homo.

Remedial : These were special education classes, so a useful word for when somebody said or did something stupid. You stupid remedial.

Tosser : You can't get a girl & have to masturbate yourself. Wanker.

Jam rag : You are a tampon/towel.

Needs a check up from the neck up : You mad bastard, you're mental.

Pikey : You're a gypsy that lives in a caravan.

Slag : Whore

Uphill gardener : Gay male.

Dosser : A tramp/homeless. Ya dirty dosser.

Maggot : You have a tiny penis.

Rough as a badger's ass : A coarse, vulgar or ugly person. Your mum.

Flid : Thalidomide was a drug that resulted in disabled babies, often with no arms or legs. Haha, you run like a flid.

What have you scumbags got ?
 

Kuchipatchi

Hello-tchi!
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Spag, an outdated British slang that is now short for Spaghetti Bolognese. It doesn't mean anything and you just use it on someone you hate. It's so outdated, several other definitions have popped up.
Another term I haven't heard since 2003-04 is "to skank someone" meaning that you leave a friend behind and go somewhere without them aka, abandoning them.

Regarding your listed slangs, I've heard quite a few of them in the past few years like pikey, spastic (used by me), tosser and slag although slag is starting to get replaced by slut thanks to Yankee Media.
 

Rancid Flid

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Spag, an outdated British slang that is now short for Spaghetti Bolognese. It doesn't mean anything and you just use it on someone you hate. It's so outdated, several other definitions have popped up.
Another term I haven't heard since 2003-04 is "to skank someone" meaning that you leave a friend behind and go somewhere without them aka, abandoning them.

Regarding your listed slangs, I've heard quite a few of them in the past few years like pikey, spastic (used by me), tosser and slag although slag is starting to get replaced by slut thanks to Yankee Media.

We used to use faggot & re.tard a lot, then I didn't hear them used regularly for ages until I started lurking here. It's odd how the usage of words change & drift in & out of use.
 

nonvir_1984

Well, that's all, folks
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I have taken some advice:
Brown hatter
Donut puncher
Arse sucker
Muff diver
But apart from words, there is this phrase I learnt from an Aussie, dismissing with one swipe a person who was a complete fuckwit who was not even worth the effort to insult directly:
I would not piss in his mouth if his teeth were on fire.
 

Autumnal Equinox

Non ducor, duco
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Jigaboo - black person
Lavender - gay person
Nips - Asians (Japanese usually)
High yellow - light skinned black person

Not uncommon, but I (and most people back in the day) used re.tard a lot. Nowadays, calling someone a re.tard seems to be the equivalent of calling someone a nigger or faggot.
 

Smaug's Smokey Hole

Sweeney did nothing wrong.
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Fikus/ficus, like the plant, is a quaint term for someone that is bent, I never hear it anymore. The equivalent word in english might be 'queer' as it was used in the 40's and 50's. It's not a shouty word, it's a nondescript word used in conversation that relates to behavior socially and/or sexually without really specifying anything.
'What is up with that guy?'
he's a fikus.
'oooh, that explains why he brought a bottle of rosé.'
yeah.

It is also something to call a friend when he brings a bottle of fucking rosé when you're prepping to go out on the town.
 

TheghostofAlfred

Cry in the face of the great laughing gate
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Gaylord
I hear that word quite often at work ...
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I once met someone who's last name was gaylord and another biatch.
 

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