Intel on Big Stank Dick Dad -

[introman]

I was watching the deaglenation stream when I noticed the picture of Big Stank Dick Dad. The guy looked familiar but I couldn't grasp where I saw him before. The stream ended and I fell asleep for the night. I woke up early in the morning(~7am) and was channel surfing. I stopped at the Bravo Channel and saw his face. The legendary Big Stank Dick Dad. I immediately pressed info on my cable remote and wrote down the episode number/series. The television show was Real Housewives of Atlanta. I was enamored with the show and watched the full hour. There was numerous homosexual men like Dick Dad. Could DickSquad be part of the black homosexual illuminati that jace posted a video about earlier? Here are some of the photos of Dick Dad and the numerous homosexual cabal terrorists. Please show this around the Parkour Arena. Thank you fellow deagle nation members.

Big Stank Dick Dad aka Dwight Eubanks ( Only an evil man would wear a tophat like the one Dwight is wearing. Irrefutable proof of him being Big Stank Dick Dad. )

????????????? aka "Miss" Lawrence (Possible member of Dick Squad. )

????????????? aka Derek J( Can't confirm if this is a member of Dicksquad or not. Though he is absolutely a member of the black homosexual Illuminati along with the two up top. )

??????????????? aka Funky Dineva Ross ( Can't confirm if this is a member of Dicksquad or not. Though he is absolutely a member of the black homosexual Illuminati along with the three up top. )

The last thing I found that links the Black Homosexual Illuminati with dick squad is a video of Funky Dineva reporting the news. This is no ordinary video however. The proof in the pudding was Funky Dineva using a pink vibrating dildo to report the news. This is all the proof a jury needs to convict these terrorists.

 

[DeagleDad420]

Post as many dossiers as you want! I'll take em all!

and holy shit where did you find that video

 

[Null]

gay

 

[Garmfield]

Minister Of Rape: Big Stank Dick Dad is now our no.1 public Deagle Nation worst enemy. We must defeat him in order to avoid SEXUAL ASSASSINATION.

 

[Enig]

Post as many dossiers as you want! I'll take em all!

and holy shit where did you find that video

I've seen a man that looks like Big Stank up in that neighborhood near Wrigley Field here in Chicago. Funny thing is he always dresses more normal when he goes there, so perhaps he has family or friends there and doesn't want to draw attention. Also, might've seen him doing a news report during last year's Thanksgiving parade, saw some black guy in a purple suit with a pink thing in his hands yelling at the people near the WGN van. All I know is that guy's a shapeshifter man, I bet he has Dicksquad cell units from Seattle to Jersey.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

why did you post thoose images?

i can feel the homo coming out from the monitor and attacking my soul

 

[Say Apple!]

These photos should be taken down immediately! They might turn good natured CHRISTIAN SOULS gay! I don't want to be homosexually assassinated.

 

[StallChaser]

One of my coworkers is a deep cover agent who has infiltrated DickSquad. He just gathered some intel that DickSquad has branched off into doing genetic experiments which will threaten the sexuality of all species. Their main target for now is wolves. The following is a picture from a top secret DickSquad meeting. It is the first proposal by their scientists to create dickwolves. They have since poured almost their entire budget into this project.

If there are any wolves in the room, please have them leave before you open this spoiler. I'm not sure if just a picture can cause a soul assassination in wolves, but I don't want to risk it.

Spoiler

It's vital that we find Big Stank Dick Dad before they create this abomination. It has happened in the past where agents have tried to disrupt DickSquad without getting the leader, and it has backfired every time, resulting in a sticky mess. DickSquad can take an unbelievable pounding, only to come back bigger. This is a fight that can only be finished by getting the head.

Soap and all the other tactical parkour USMC wolves are relying on us.

 

[Ariel]

I thought it was Dwight, but the nose was slightly different.

Miss Lawrence has a song about a gay affair. Further evidence of dick squad involvement.

 

[A-Stump]

Big Stank Dick Dad is just an urban legend. He can't be real. Can he?

 

[Ariel]

 

[Seahorses]

GIRL YOU BETTER WORK!

 

[Garmfield]

One of my coworkers is a deep cover agent who has infiltrated DickSquad. He just gathered some intel that DickSquad has branched off into doing genetic experiments which will threaten the sexuality of all species. Their main target for now is wolves. The following is a picture from a top secret DickSquad meeting. It is the first proposal by their scientists to create dickwolves. They have since poured almost their entire budget into this project.

If there are any wolves in the room, please have them leave before you open this spoiler. I'm not sure if just a picture can cause a soul assassination in wolves, but I don't want to risk it.

Spoiler

It's vital that we find Big Stank Dick Dad before they create this abomination. It has happened in the past where agents have tried to disrupt DickSquad without getting the leader, and it has backfired every time, resulting in a sticky mess. DickSquad can take an unbelievable pounding, only to come back bigger. This is a fight that can only be finished by getting the head.

Soap and all the other tactical parkour USMC wolves are relying on us.

I'm glad you have some intel on their nefarious operation Dicksoap. Hopefully we can shut down their EVIL MUSLIM GAY operation.

 

[DeagleDad420]

 

[Ariel]

 

[DeagleDad420]

He's at it again watch yourselves boys

Also this is the video jace linked

 

[Junior Ocelot]

By day, flamboyantly homosexual international master of style.

By night, flamboyantly sinister leader of international homosexual Illuminati group DICKSQUAD.

It's the ultimate cover.

 

[Ariel]

Deep Cover!!!!

 

[EI 903]

Deep Cover!!!!

I didn't know Gail was black.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

In this photo Big Stank Dick Dad demonstrates some of his Spetsnaz tactical stealth skills. Possibly tracing the Jace.

It's hard to find solid intel on this guy. If you google him you just come up with this reality TV show bullshit. He knows how to hide in plain sight and has apparently spent at least the last decade creating some kind of smokescreen. If you dig deeper you start to notice some things though. Most of his pictures show him with other individuals. Not unusual, right? Until you notice they're black. Still not THAT unusual but then when you do research on the people he's meeting some stuff starts to click.

Tyronian Alecsaxon - Reclusive and Eccentric Stock Market Genius/Financial Advisor/A Gay


Couldn't find much about his personal life and if you follow him it's mostly a trail of investments, He had the foresight to buy into budding companies that appealed to the next generation and even has some smaller projects of his own in the works. He was one of the major backers of a small beverage company back in 2002. Maybe you've heard of them. They're called Monster Beverage Corporation. Yeah, Monster Energy Drinks. Alecsaxon seems to put quite a bit of money into products he feels will appeal to "impressionable white heterosexual youths" (his words). He apparently prides the fact that his money comes from young white men. Any time you see something marketed as "extreme" or "edgy" then odds are Tyronian had a hand in it.

"The other day I was being driven around another generic suburb when I glanced out my limo window and saw a group of white teens hanging around a 7/11. One of the boys pulled out one of my drinks from his backpack and pressed that long, black cylinder case up against his lips as if it was Manna from the Heavens. I felt pure ecstasy." - Tyronian Alecsaxon, anonymous source