[Interest Check] Whit Supermicky: The Drunken Hillbilly RPG. -

[Randall Fragg]

So, I ran across an RPG called, no joke, "Racial Holey War", which was made by neo-nazis to give other neo-nazis something to do between posting on Free Republic, collecting welfare checks, and masterbating to the buff, sweaty, Aryan men in old propaganda reels.
(Scathing review of the "game" here: http://web.archive.org/web/20080112091724/atrocities.primaryerror.net/rahowasucks.html)
When I run across something this stupid, my first instinct is to mock the hell out of it. So, I give you Whit Supermicky: the Drunken Hillbilly RPG. Where as racial holey war is about fulfilling neo nazis fantasies about surviving in a post apocalyptic wasteland and committing genocide, Whit Supermicky is about what neo nazis lives are actually like. Bravely collect food stamps! Fend off the DEA agents trying to shut down Uncle-Dad Jeeter's meth lab! Start brawls in Boise area Walmarts! And so much more!
I'm planning on using Risus for this, because it's simple and seems like it would work for the general tone of the game.
Is anyone interested?

 

[Surtur]

How does this work?

 

[Randall Fragg]

How does this work?

I'll attach the simple Risus rules. It seems like a simple, easy system for the kind of game I'm looking to run.

 

[c-no]

Just to quote TV Tropes regarding this thing:

• Racial Holy War . The title speaks for itself, but the concept warrants a fuller explanation: in the future, the minorities have conquered the world under the guidance of their Jewish masters and reduced white people to a few small pockets of resistance. But now the whites are going to strike back... and you're going to play them. The material seriously reads like someone who just finished the Protocols of the Elders of Zion but didn't quite feel up to tackling Mein Kampf. And that is before you get to the horrible, broken, unfinished rules, including, but not limited to complete omission of rules regarding player-character attack resolution — in short: you can't hit anything. Other gems: Players can be debilitated by body odor and will accept bribes to not attackduring combat.

Considering how this was made by neo-Nazi's, you'd think they'd make the player characters be OP mary sue's who can't accept bribes or be debilitated by body odor since they "whites who are gonna fight the Jewish man".

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

This sounds hysterical. I might do it if anyone else wants to play. I'm coming up with a character.

 

[DeckardBane]

Imagine the Character Creation.
Race:
White
Black
Hispanic
Asian
And the rest

Class Religion:
Catholic
Baptist
Jehovah's Witnesses
KKK Church of the Creator
Jewish
Islam
Hinduism
Buddhism
Mormonism
Scientology
Satanism
Pastafarian
Haruhism
And the rest

Magic:

WHY DOES THIS EXIST?!

 

[c-no]

This sounds hysterical. I might do it if anyone else wants to play. I'm coming up with a character.

If I were to play, I honestly hope they let you play the opposition. I'd like to be an SJW with a +3Gb Internet connection and a Tumblr account.

WHY DOES THIS EXIST?!

Same reason you have terrible games like Ethnic Cleansing: Because Neo-Nazi's want a game where they can see themselves as the good guys and everyone else as evil sub-humans that want to destroy them.

 

[Randall Fragg]

This sounds hysterical. I might do it if anyone else wants to play. I'm coming up with a character.

You've got a link to the Risus rules, right?
If this goes well, I'd love to run a game of SJWs: The RPG.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Yeah, I was reading through the Risus rules.

And an SJW RPG sounds good, too.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Yeah, I was reading through the Risus rules.

And an SJW RPG sounds good, too.

"You sit in your classroom listening to your college professor lecture on the Marxist themes of Sesame Street. 'Now, Elmo is a red monster, who is actually harmless. This obviously symbolizes Marxisms perception as a monster by the oppressing class, when actually he's harmless. And his segment is called 'Elmo's World'. Obviously a nod to Marxism's future global dominance!'
You listen intently and take notes. You're the only one to do so. Suddenly, your phone buzzes. It's almost time for the meeting at the library. What do you do?"

 

[Tavern Explorer]

If some other guys want to do this count me in, it sounds like it could be funny

 

[c-no]

"You sit in your classroom listening to your college professor lecture on the Marxist themes of Sesame Street. 'Now, Elmo is a red monster, who is actually harmless. This obviously symbolizes Marxisms perception as a monster by the oppressing class, when actually he's harmless. And his segment is called 'Elmo's World'. Obviously a nod to Marxism's future global dominance!'
You listen intently and take notes. You're the only one to do so. Suddenly, your phone buzzes. It's almost time for the meeting at the library. What do you do?"

Answer the phone. Sure one says it's breaking the rules but this is more important since 1) The rules are enforced by the patriarchy with your professor being one of those dang dirty white males. 2) The call is from your fellow SJW tumblrite who goes to the same institution as you. No doubt this call is about dealing with some males that appropriated a little girls show along with how some people are oppressing homosexuals by saying the word gay while also learning about how to do an African dance about unity (which in your reality is more like enslavement). Without a doubt, you read the text and decide to leave the class, your black and pink pack in tow and your Die Cis-scum skull-cap on your head. The cis-scum instructor won't care since you have been a thorn in his cis-scum side since day 1 of the class.

 

[HG 400]

I've been wanting a forum game of FATAL or RaHoWa ever since I found out they existed, so this'll do, I guess.

But do I roll a White Supremacist stereotype, a Southern white trash stereotype, or a Hillbilly stereotype?

 

[Judge Holden]

ohhhhhh baby

I already have a character concept dreamed up, and am ready to get this show on the road

 

[Surtur]

Yeah count me in

 

[Randall Fragg]

I've been wanting a forum game of FATAL or RaHoWa ever since I found out they existed, so this'll do, I guess.

But do I roll a White Supremacist stereotype, a Southern white trash stereotype, or a Hillbilly stereotype?

Well, it takes place in SW Idaho, in the foothills near Boise, but it still uses the Southern white trash stereotypes. Go with whatever you feel like.

 

[Randall Fragg]

So, we have Surtur, Judge Holden, Dynastia, Tavern Explorer, and Grand Number of Pounds.

 

[HG 400]

Well, it takes place in Idaho, but it still uses the Southern white trash stereotypes. Go with whatever you feel like.

Can I be down with the clown?

 

[Dr. Mario]

Can I join too? I think it will be very funny and worth of playing.

 

[EDFHemlock]

I might like to join in, just to see how laughable it is.