Interesting bans, stats, etc - Just going to update this thread everyday, rather than make a new one

[That Hedonist Nerd]

Working on automating this and then putting it online. Anyone know an IRC client that allows me to log to CSV?

This is Moccus, the Celtic Swine God

For the date of April 2nd, 2019:

There were 82 cheers, totaling $101.95.
High Mark: sluggo_jones with 2500 bits
Total Time Streamed: 9 hours, 10 minutes, 14 seconds
Hourly wage for cheers on 4/2/2019: $11.20 - This is BELOW minimum wage
Assuming 216 hours worked per month (9 hours * 6 days):
Subscriber + Patreon = $1,863.50
Hourly Wage: $8.62
If we use $101.95 as a daily average, DSP would make $2,446.80 in cheers alone.
Adding $1,863.50 to it we get $4,310.40
Hourly Wage: $19.96

BANS
There were 122 bans, of which 32 (26.2%) were permanent.
Normalized, that's 1 ban every 4.4 minutes.

[13:20:21] <DaikitoTV> he's avoiding sekiro because he hasnt had time to read ahead on his guide
[13:20:36] BAN: DaikitoTV (600s)

[15:23:37] <$MajinBoo5> WHY AM I TOXIC
[15:23:37] BAN: MajinBoo5 (5s)

[15:29:22] <Skykra> I've never seen anyone complain as much as this pig 4Head
[15:29:22] BAN: Skykra (5s)

[15:39:05] <+avathacis> backstabbed by Masanaga just like Phil backstabbed Howard
[15:39:13] BAN: avathacis

[15:42:05] <leornerster> WHY AM I TOXIC?!
[15:42:05] BAN: leornerster (120s)

[15:45:53] <+breker_rl> shout out sean ranklin
[15:45:53] BAN: breker_rl (5s)
[15:46:07] BAN: breker_rl

[15:54:08] <spoonofnoodle> thanks chat
[15:54:09] BAN: spoonofnoodle (600s)

[15:55:19] <Thebatwaitnobryceman> Phil doesnt have a brain comical
[15:55:29] BAN: Thebatwaitnobryceman

[16:01:06] <yourmakingmeangry1975> time for phils fapp break
[16:01:10] BAN: yourmakingmeangry1975 (600s)

[16:48:19] <$dood_please_tip_for_taxes> I saw all of your project 7 videos and I think your acting skills were terrible and horrendous. When is the fifth video coming out? cheer100
[16:48:28] BAN: dood_please_tip_for_taxes

[17:13:48] <+emry1> The idol was literally right there you idiot lmao
[17:13:53] BAN: emry1 (600s)

[17:37:15] <+LarkenTV> THAT'S WHAT YOU GET YOU CHEESING FUCK
[17:37:15] BAN: LarkenTV (5s)

[21:06:39] <baton_rouge_restaurants> Yeah? You block people for no reason, Dave
[21:06:58] BAN: baton_rouge_restaurants

[21:11:46] <$smellyd0ng> @darksydephil swagginz is on Tevins stream
[21:12:27] BAN: smellyd0ng (600s)

[21:21:48] <Nux2015> You controlled where you landed ya idjiot
[21:21:55] BAN: Nux2015 (600s)

[21:28:22] <olive_garden_restaurants> Delicious dead air
[21:28:43] BAN: olive_garden_restaurants

[21:29:46] <taco_bell_restaurants> Quit banning me, you stupid fat unicorn.
[21:29:53] BAN: taco_bell_restaurants

[21:34:03] <joesmoe6666> (((Phil Burnell))) - "Send me your shekels doooode".
[21:34:21] BAN: joesmoe6666

[21:34:25] <beggingisnttaxdeductible> the one thing you wont find on this map is your tax return.
[21:34:32] BAN: beggingisnttaxdeductible

[21:38:37] <persona5pimp> have you ever entertained the thought that just maby the only attraction you have is to the lowest common denominator and to anyone wanting to witness a pitiful tragedy
[21:38:48] BAN: persona5pimp

EDITOR'S NOTE: This one had me laughing for a solid 2 minutes, it just came out of nowhere.
[21:48:40] <katwithahorsestrapon> Hello Mr. Oink. I cannot wait for our trip to Connecticut after you embezzle money from these poor saps to fund our flight and hotel tickets. I look forward to pounding your little piggy butt with my strapon in your parents' bed when they're out of the house. So excited!
[21:48:43] BAN: katwithahorsestrapon

EDITOR'S NOTE: This one makes no sense.
[22:01:30] <$savethepigthegame> cheer50 phil just take these idiots out in the street and execute them at a firing squad, no reason most of these detractors need to even remain alive
[22:01:42] BAN: savethepigthegame (600s)

[22:03:52] <mcdonaldsinternetman> Hey @DarksydePhil long time YT viewer, really love the early years. me and my homies got together and looked at your money problem with the taxes so we're gonna help you out. let use and a few jungle homebois run a train on her, we'll tip for every nut, 10 bucks a pop.
[22:04:06] BAN: mcdonaldsinternetman

[22:05:34] <jahabased> hey mr piggy what are u afraid of more me or taxes @DarksydePhil
[22:05:37] BAN: jahabased

[22:13:28] <evilthumb22> mid 30s man playing call of duty with a full week-long birthday celebration crying about taxes all day smh
[22:13:37] BAN: evilthumb22

[23:45:19] <joesmoe9595> Jesus Christ man that blatent disrespect to Swagginz.
[23:45:25] BAN: joesmoe9595

Anomalies:
Testing of the various chat modes was performed in the evening:
[15:52:00] [Info] This room is now in 1 month followers-only mode.
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[16:00:21] [Info] This room is no longer in followers-only mode.
[16:00:25] [Info] This room is now in 1 hour followers-only mode.
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[16:16:00] [Info] This room is now in 1 month followers-only mode.
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[18:47:35] [Info] This room is now in emote-only mode.
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[18:48:00] [Info] This room is now in 3 minutes followers-only mode.
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[Genie The Hedgehog]

This ban data is delicious! I love seeing what gets the hammer from the Philstapo.

 

[bearsintrees]

BANS
There were 122 bans, of which 32 (26.2%) were permanent.
Normalized, that's 1 ban every 4.4 minutes.

As suspected, his follower count is basically only 3 more per hour than his ban count and both only rise because his chat is always on follower only mode. Organic growth.

 

[Abe Vigoda]

There were 122 bans, of which 32 (26.2%) were permanent.
Normalized, that's 1 ban every 4.4 minutes.

I’d be interested to see what that is compared to normal streamers.

 

[Shick]

View attachment 715709

As suspected, his follower count is basically only 3 more per hour than his ban count and both only rise because his chat is always on follower only mode. Organic growth.

I don't think I've seen this interface before, which website is that?

 

[Wurstbrot]

Could we somehow calculate the rate and therefore the date when he banned a third of the population of America and let's say a fifth of Europe? Should be around the potential fanbase for a livestreamer if we are generous.

 

[Sparkletor]

Why did "WHY AM I TOXIC" get a 5 second time out for one guy and a two minute time out for another guy?

 

[actually]

Why did "WHY AM I TOXIC" get a 5 second time out for one guy and a two minute time out for another guy?

The phrase is probably an auto-ban (along with Tevin, pigroach, and a number of other "detractor" words), which starts at 5 seconds for a first offense and then progressively longer if you trip Nightbot's alert repeatedly. Same thing with emote spam.

 

[bearsintrees]

I don't think I've seen this interface before, which website is that?

DarksydePhil - Streamer Overview & Stats

Overview of darksydephil activities, statistics, played games and past streams.

twitchtracker.com

 

[mollymawk]

November pre-streams word cloud​

Spoiler: Nov 2019 Mid-break duration stats

Phil typically takes a break midway through the longer early stream, but regulars have observed that he frequently is late to return. In fact, this month he was late 88.5% of the time. Occasionally, the music set to play during the intermission does not begin and hundreds of people are left basking in glorious golden silence. Despite having been sent convenient links to download the music files, including detailed instructions in installing lightweight music players compatible with his operating system, Phil insists on continuing to play the music from a playlist on YouTube. Is he trying to hammer the point that YouTube sucks "human donkey shit" when it bugs out? Is Phil simply lying about these YouTube bugs to cover for his own incompetence, or as punishment for his viewers for a slow stream? Is he just incredibly lazy? Also, is the reason why Phil arrives late because he is allowing the views to steadily rise? Or is it simply because he gets his rocks off being a tantalizing asshole who enjoys keeping people in wait? Perhaps all of the above, and more. Break time is recorded the moment YouTube mode is OFF, with additional time in brackets from the moment he returns to the moment YouTube mode is ON, rounded to the nearest minute. I used DarkDave's Mirror's embedded timecodes to easily gather these stats.

	Claim	Reality	Additional notes
Nov 1st 19 - The Outer Worlds	About 20-25 min.	37 min (+1 min).
Nov 2nd 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	About 20-25 min.	20 min (+4 min).
Nov 3rd 19 - The Outer Worlds	See you in a bit.	25 min (+2 min).	Stream ended 30 min earlier than normal.
Nov 4th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	About 20 min or so.	26 min (+6 min).
Nov 6th 19 - The Outer Worlds	Back for more after this quick break.	21 min (+2 min).
Nov 7th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	See you in a bit.	28 min (+3 min).
Nov 8th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20 min or so.	28 min (+2 min).
Nov 9th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20 min.	25 min (+3 min).
Nov 10th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20-25 min.	35 min (+2 min).	Stream ended 30 min earlier than normal. Chastises chat for complaining about lateness.
Nov 11th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20 min roughly.	32 min (+3 min).	No music! "I pressed play and it looked like it was working. I guess it screwed up [lip smack]"
Nov 13th 19 - The Outer Worlds	About 20 min or so.	29 min (+2 min).
Nov 14th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20-25 min.	31 min (+1 min).
Nov 15th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	About 20-25 min.	26 min (+2 min).
Nov 16th 19 - Pokémon Sword	About 20-25 min.	31 min (+1 min).	No music! "Apparently the music glitched. I did press play, and I guess it froze. I'm sorry you were sitting in silence for about 25 min."
Nov 17th 19 - Death Stranding	About 25 min or so.	27 min (+2 min).
Nov 18th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	About 20-25 min.	29 min (+2 min).
Nov 20th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20-25 min.	26 min (+3 min).
Nov 21st 19 - Pokémon Sword	About 20-25 min.	29 min (+5 min).
Nov 22nd 19 - Death Stranding	About 20-25 min.	27 min (+4 min).	Stream ended 30 min earlier than normal.
Nov 23rd 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	About 25 min.	24 min (+2 min).	No music! "I have no idea why. I guess it errored out. So you guys just sat here for 20-25 min in silence. Obviously that wasn't my intention."
Nov 24th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20-25 min.	24 min (+2 min).
Nov 25th 19 - Pokémon Sword	About 20-25 min.	27 min (+2min).
Nov 27th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	See you in a minute.	4 min (+0.5 min).
Nov 28th 19 - Ask the King Ep. 79	About 10-15 min.	14 min (+0.5 min).	Later start, earlier clockout, no late stream.
Nov 29th 19 - Pokémon Sword	About 20-25 min.	24 min (+2 min).
Nov 30th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	About 20-25 min.	29 min (+3 min).

Spoiler: Nov 2019 Moderation stats

See plain-text document attachment for a complete list of all bans, 600s timeouts, and deleted messages from the month. Six streams (12%) have missing data. Chatty was used to record the moderation stats, launched a minimum of one hour before the stream, and closed one hour following the end. No overnight recording, but it's virtually dead most of that time with rarely any moderation. Deleted messages and timeouts that follow with a ban are simply marked as a ban stat. Some chatters intentionally auto-time themselves out for a short period of time for fun, by spamming ALL CAPS, using too many emotes, or posting a blacklisted word or phrase. For this reason, the auto-mod stats were excluded. One thing I took away from reading all the mod data, was that anyone who even joked about asking for viewers to send money to them instead of DSP were immediately moderated. Seems rather severe to silence someone just for that, but it's pretty revealing about what the true goal of the stream actually is.

	Bans	600s timeouts	Deleted messages
Nov 1st 19 - The Outer Worlds	No data.​	-​	-​
Nov 1st 19 - Modern Warfare (2019)	17	2	0
Nov 2nd 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	No data.​	-​	-​
Nov 2nd 19 - Dragon Quest Builders 2 / Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Neighborville	No data.​	-​	-​
Nov 3rd 19 - The Outer Worlds	13	5	2
Nov 3rd 19 - WWE 2K20	8	3	3
Nov 4th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	21	9	3
Nov 4th 19 - Modern Warfare (2019)	27	8	1
Nov 6th 19 - Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 / The Outer Worlds	46	14	5
Nov 6th 19 - The Outer Worlds	18	8	0
Nov 7th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	43	11	5
Nov 7th 19 - WWE 2K20	2	2	0
Nov 8th 19 - Death Stranding	31	14	9
Nov 8th 19 - Modern Warfare (2019)	No data.​	-​	-​
Nov 9th 19 - Death Stranding	1	0	0
Nov 9th 19 - The Outer Worlds	No data.​	-​	-​
Nov 10th 19 - Death Stranding	5	2	3
Nov 10th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	6	2	0
Nov 11th 19 - Death Stranding	5	4	0
Nov 11th 19 - Minecraft	16	2	0
Nov 13th 19 - The Outer Worlds	17	5	1
Nov 13th 19 - Death Stranding	No data.​	-​	-​
Nov 14th 19 - Death Stranding	27	4	0
Nov 14th 19 - The Outer Worlds	14	0	0
Nov 15th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	27	5	2
Nov 15th 19 - Pokémon Sword	5	0	0
Nov 16th 19 - Pokémon Sword	27	7	1
Nov 16th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	13	2	0
Nov 17th 19 - Death Stranding	17	7	10
Nov 17th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	8	1	0
Nov 18th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	18	10	2
Nov 18th 19 - Pokémon Sword	13	3	0
Nov 20th 19 - Death Stranding	13	8	0
Nov 20th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	2	5	0
Nov 21st 19 - Pokémon Sword	3	6	1
Nov 21st 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	10	2	4
Nov 22nd 19 - Death Stranding	6	4	0
Nov 22nd 19 - WWE 2K20	4	2	1
Nov 23rd 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	10	3	1
Nov 23rd 19 - Pokémon Sword	2	4	1
Nov 24th 19 - Death Stranding	13	0	7
Nov 24th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	14	1	2
Nov 25th 19 - Pokémon Sword	20	4	3
Nov 25th 19 - Minecraft	26	0	1
Nov 27th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	26	4	0
Nov 27th 19 - Modern Warfare (2019)	17	8	0
Nov 28th 19 - Ask the King Ep. 79	21	2	1
Nov 29th 19 - Pokémon Sword	12	3	2
Nov 29th 19 - Street Fighter online	21	3	0
Nov 30th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	18	2	8
Nov 30th 19 - Sega Genesis Mini	13	10	2

 

[Zelos Wilder]

Holy shit OP, you fucking beautiful bastard. Someone buy this detractor a beer!

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

View attachment 1031607
November pre-streams word cloud​

Spoiler: Nov 2019 Mid-break duration stats

Phil typically takes a break midway through the longer early stream, but regulars have observed that he frequently is late to return. In fact, this month he was late 88.5% of the time. Occasionally, the music set to play during the intermission does not begin and hundreds of people are left basking in glorious golden silence. Despite having been sent convenient links to download the music files, including detailed instructions in installing lightweight music players compatible with his operating system, Phil insists on continuing to play the music from a playlist on YouTube. Is he trying to hammer the point that YouTube sucks "human donkey shit" when it bugs out? Is Phil simply lying about these YouTube bugs to cover for his own incompetence, or as punishment for his viewers for a slow stream? Is he just incredibly lazy? Also, is the reason why Phil arrives late because he is allowing the views to steadily rise? Or is it simply because he gets his rocks off being a tantalizing asshole who enjoys keeping people in wait? Perhaps all of the above, and more. Break time is recorded the moment YouTube mode is OFF, with additional time in brackets from the moment he returns to the moment YouTube mode is ON, rounded to the nearest minute. I used DarkDave's Mirror's embedded timecodes to easily gather these stats.

	Claim	Reality	Additional notes
Nov 1st 19 - The Outer Worlds	About 20-25 min.	37 min (+1 min).
Nov 2nd 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	About 20-25 min.	20 min (+4 min).
Nov 3rd 19 - The Outer Worlds	See you in a bit.	25 min (+2 min).	Stream ended 30 min earlier than normal.
Nov 4th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	About 20 min or so.	26 min (+6 min).
Nov 6th 19 - The Outer Worlds	Back for more after this quick break.	21 min (+2 min).
Nov 7th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	See you in a bit.	28 min (+3 min).
Nov 8th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20 min or so.	28 min (+2 min).
Nov 9th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20 min.	25 min (+3 min).
Nov 10th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20-25 min.	35 min (+2 min).	Stream ended 30 min earlier than normal. Chastises chat for complaining about lateness.
Nov 11th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20 min roughly.	32 min (+3 min).	No music! "I pressed play and it looked like it was working. I guess it screwed up [lip smack]"
Nov 13th 19 - The Outer Worlds	About 20 min or so.	29 min (+2 min).
Nov 14th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20-25 min.	31 min (+1 min).
Nov 15th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	About 20-25 min.	26 min (+2 min).
Nov 16th 19 - Pokémon Sword	About 20-25 min.	31 min (+1 min).	No music! "Apparently the music glitched. I did press play, and I guess it froze. I'm sorry you were sitting in silence for about 25 min."
Nov 17th 19 - Death Stranding	About 25 min or so.	27 min (+2 min).
Nov 18th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	About 20-25 min.	29 min (+2 min).
Nov 20th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20-25 min.	26 min (+3 min).
Nov 21st 19 - Pokémon Sword	About 20-25 min.	29 min (+5 min).
Nov 22nd 19 - Death Stranding	About 20-25 min.	27 min (+4 min).	Stream ended 30 min earlier than normal.
Nov 23rd 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	About 25 min.	24 min (+2 min).	No music! "I have no idea why. I guess it errored out. So you guys just sat here for 20-25 min in silence. Obviously that wasn't my intention."
Nov 24th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20-25 min.	24 min (+2 min).
Nov 25th 19 - Pokémon Sword	About 20-25 min.	27 min (+2min).
Nov 27th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	See you in a minute.	4 min (+0.5 min).
Nov 28th 19 - Ask the King Ep. 79	About 10-15 min.	14 min (+0.5 min).	Later start, earlier clockout, no late stream.
Nov 29th 19 - Pokémon Sword	About 20-25 min.	24 min (+2 min).
Nov 30th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	About 20-25 min.	29 min (+3 min).

Spoiler: Nov 2019 Moderation stats

See plain-text document attachment for a complete list of all bans, 600s timeouts, and deleted messages from the month. Six streams (12%) have missing data. Chatty was used to record the moderation stats, launched a minimum of one hour before the stream, and closed one hour following the end. No overnight recording, but it's virtually dead most of that time with rarely any moderation. Deleted messages and timeouts that follow with a ban are simply marked as a ban stat. Some chatters intentionally auto-time themselves out for a short period of time for fun, by spamming ALL CAPS, using too many emotes, or posting a blacklisted word or phrase. For this reason, the auto-mod stats were excluded. One thing I took away from reading all the mod data, was that anyone who even joked about asking for viewers to send money to them instead of DSP were immediately moderated. Seems rather severe to silence someone just for that, but it's pretty revealing about what the true goal of the stream actually is.

	Bans	600s timeouts	Deleted messages
Nov 1st 19 - The Outer Worlds	No data.​	-​	-​
Nov 1st 19 - Modern Warfare (2019)	17	2	0
Nov 2nd 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	No data.​	-​	-​
Nov 2nd 19 - Dragon Quest Builders 2 / Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Neighborville	No data.​	-​	-​
Nov 3rd 19 - The Outer Worlds	13	5	2
Nov 3rd 19 - WWE 2K20	8	3	3
Nov 4th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	21	9	3
Nov 4th 19 - Modern Warfare (2019)	27	8	1
Nov 6th 19 - Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 / The Outer Worlds	46	14	5
Nov 6th 19 - The Outer Worlds	18	8	0
Nov 7th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	43	11	5
Nov 7th 19 - WWE 2K20	2	2	0
Nov 8th 19 - Death Stranding	31	14	9
Nov 8th 19 - Modern Warfare (2019)	No data.​	-​	-​
Nov 9th 19 - Death Stranding	1	0	0
Nov 9th 19 - The Outer Worlds	No data.​	-​	-​
Nov 10th 19 - Death Stranding	5	2	3
Nov 10th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	6	2	0
Nov 11th 19 - Death Stranding	5	4	0
Nov 11th 19 - Minecraft	16	2	0
Nov 13th 19 - The Outer Worlds	17	5	1
Nov 13th 19 - Death Stranding	No data.​	-​	-​
Nov 14th 19 - Death Stranding	27	4	0
Nov 14th 19 - The Outer Worlds	14	0	0
Nov 15th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	27	5	2
Nov 15th 19 - Pokémon Sword	5	0	0
Nov 16th 19 - Pokémon Sword	27	7	1
Nov 16th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	13	2	0
Nov 17th 19 - Death Stranding	17	7	10
Nov 17th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	8	1	0
Nov 18th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	18	10	2
Nov 18th 19 - Pokémon Sword	13	3	0
Nov 20th 19 - Death Stranding	13	8	0
Nov 20th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	2	5	0
Nov 21st 19 - Pokémon Sword	3	6	1
Nov 21st 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	10	2	4
Nov 22nd 19 - Death Stranding	6	4	0
Nov 22nd 19 - WWE 2K20	4	2	1
Nov 23rd 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	10	3	1
Nov 23rd 19 - Pokémon Sword	2	4	1
Nov 24th 19 - Death Stranding	13	0	7
Nov 24th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	14	1	2
Nov 25th 19 - Pokémon Sword	20	4	3
Nov 25th 19 - Minecraft	26	0	1
Nov 27th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	26	4	0
Nov 27th 19 - Modern Warfare (2019)	17	8	0
Nov 28th 19 - Ask the King Ep. 79	21	2	1
Nov 29th 19 - Pokémon Sword	12	3	2
Nov 29th 19 - Street Fighter online	21	3	0
Nov 30th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	18	2	8
Nov 30th 19 - Sega Genesis Mini	13	10	2

Love it.

Now I'm curious on how the : slow stream bitching, low interaction whining, da trolls, no one talking to me and how they correlate with how many bans have been ditched out. Because I remember one of the Pokemon and Star Wars streams being slow enough for him to throw a little baby tantrum over it.

Nice seeing the shill copy of Sonic and fuckface olympic games got the most bans because of the shit he pulled by revealing that it was free.

 

[Asperchewy]

This thread should be religiously updated following interesting streams (beg-a-thons, reeeemergencys, ect). Didnt know this was a thing until just now, tbh.

 

[the khat quaffer]

View attachment 1031607
November pre-streams word cloud​

Spoiler: Nov 2019 Mid-break duration stats

Phil typically takes a break midway through the longer early stream, but regulars have observed that he frequently is late to return. In fact, this month he was late 88.5% of the time. Occasionally, the music set to play during the intermission does not begin and hundreds of people are left basking in glorious golden silence. Despite having been sent convenient links to download the music files, including detailed instructions in installing lightweight music players compatible with his operating system, Phil insists on continuing to play the music from a playlist on YouTube. Is he trying to hammer the point that YouTube sucks "human donkey shit" when it bugs out? Is Phil simply lying about these YouTube bugs to cover for his own incompetence, or as punishment for his viewers for a slow stream? Is he just incredibly lazy? Also, is the reason why Phil arrives late because he is allowing the views to steadily rise? Or is it simply because he gets his rocks off being a tantalizing asshole who enjoys keeping people in wait? Perhaps all of the above, and more. Break time is recorded the moment YouTube mode is OFF, with additional time in brackets from the moment he returns to the moment YouTube mode is ON, rounded to the nearest minute. I used DarkDave's Mirror's embedded timecodes to easily gather these stats.

	Claim	Reality	Additional notes
Nov 1st 19 - The Outer Worlds	About 20-25 min.	37 min (+1 min).
Nov 2nd 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	About 20-25 min.	20 min (+4 min).
Nov 3rd 19 - The Outer Worlds	See you in a bit.	25 min (+2 min).	Stream ended 30 min earlier than normal.
Nov 4th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	About 20 min or so.	26 min (+6 min).
Nov 6th 19 - The Outer Worlds	Back for more after this quick break.	21 min (+2 min).
Nov 7th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	See you in a bit.	28 min (+3 min).
Nov 8th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20 min or so.	28 min (+2 min).
Nov 9th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20 min.	25 min (+3 min).
Nov 10th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20-25 min.	35 min (+2 min).	Stream ended 30 min earlier than normal. Chastises chat for complaining about lateness.
Nov 11th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20 min roughly.	32 min (+3 min).	No music! "I pressed play and it looked like it was working. I guess it screwed up [lip smack]"
Nov 13th 19 - The Outer Worlds	About 20 min or so.	29 min (+2 min).
Nov 14th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20-25 min.	31 min (+1 min).
Nov 15th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	About 20-25 min.	26 min (+2 min).
Nov 16th 19 - Pokémon Sword	About 20-25 min.	31 min (+1 min).	No music! "Apparently the music glitched. I did press play, and I guess it froze. I'm sorry you were sitting in silence for about 25 min."
Nov 17th 19 - Death Stranding	About 25 min or so.	27 min (+2 min).
Nov 18th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	About 20-25 min.	29 min (+2 min).
Nov 20th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20-25 min.	26 min (+3 min).
Nov 21st 19 - Pokémon Sword	About 20-25 min.	29 min (+5 min).
Nov 22nd 19 - Death Stranding	About 20-25 min.	27 min (+4 min).	Stream ended 30 min earlier than normal.
Nov 23rd 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	About 25 min.	24 min (+2 min).	No music! "I have no idea why. I guess it errored out. So you guys just sat here for 20-25 min in silence. Obviously that wasn't my intention."
Nov 24th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20-25 min.	24 min (+2 min).
Nov 25th 19 - Pokémon Sword	About 20-25 min.	27 min (+2min).
Nov 27th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	See you in a minute.	4 min (+0.5 min).
Nov 28th 19 - Ask the King Ep. 79	About 10-15 min.	14 min (+0.5 min).	Later start, earlier clockout, no late stream.
Nov 29th 19 - Pokémon Sword	About 20-25 min.	24 min (+2 min).
Nov 30th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	About 20-25 min.	29 min (+3 min).

Spoiler: Nov 2019 Moderation stats

See plain-text document attachment for a complete list of all bans, 600s timeouts, and deleted messages from the month. Six streams (12%) have missing data. Chatty was used to record the moderation stats, launched a minimum of one hour before the stream, and closed one hour following the end. No overnight recording, but it's virtually dead most of that time with rarely any moderation. Deleted messages and timeouts that follow with a ban are simply marked as a ban stat. Some chatters intentionally auto-time themselves out for a short period of time for fun, by spamming ALL CAPS, using too many emotes, or posting a blacklisted word or phrase. For this reason, the auto-mod stats were excluded. One thing I took away from reading all the mod data, was that anyone who even joked about asking for viewers to send money to them instead of DSP were immediately moderated. Seems rather severe to silence someone just for that, but it's pretty revealing about what the true goal of the stream actually is.

	Bans	600s timeouts	Deleted messages
Nov 1st 19 - The Outer Worlds	No data.​	-​	-​
Nov 1st 19 - Modern Warfare (2019)	17	2	0
Nov 2nd 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	No data.​	-​	-​
Nov 2nd 19 - Dragon Quest Builders 2 / Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Neighborville	No data.​	-​	-​
Nov 3rd 19 - The Outer Worlds	13	5	2
Nov 3rd 19 - WWE 2K20	8	3	3
Nov 4th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	21	9	3
Nov 4th 19 - Modern Warfare (2019)	27	8	1
Nov 6th 19 - Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 / The Outer Worlds	46	14	5
Nov 6th 19 - The Outer Worlds	18	8	0
Nov 7th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	43	11	5
Nov 7th 19 - WWE 2K20	2	2	0
Nov 8th 19 - Death Stranding	31	14	9
Nov 8th 19 - Modern Warfare (2019)	No data.​	-​	-​
Nov 9th 19 - Death Stranding	1	0	0
Nov 9th 19 - The Outer Worlds	No data.​	-​	-​
Nov 10th 19 - Death Stranding	5	2	3
Nov 10th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	6	2	0
Nov 11th 19 - Death Stranding	5	4	0
Nov 11th 19 - Minecraft	16	2	0
Nov 13th 19 - The Outer Worlds	17	5	1
Nov 13th 19 - Death Stranding	No data.​	-​	-​
Nov 14th 19 - Death Stranding	27	4	0
Nov 14th 19 - The Outer Worlds	14	0	0
Nov 15th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	27	5	2
Nov 15th 19 - Pokémon Sword	5	0	0
Nov 16th 19 - Pokémon Sword	27	7	1
Nov 16th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	13	2	0
Nov 17th 19 - Death Stranding	17	7	10
Nov 17th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	8	1	0
Nov 18th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	18	10	2
Nov 18th 19 - Pokémon Sword	13	3	0
Nov 20th 19 - Death Stranding	13	8	0
Nov 20th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	2	5	0
Nov 21st 19 - Pokémon Sword	3	6	1
Nov 21st 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	10	2	4
Nov 22nd 19 - Death Stranding	6	4	0
Nov 22nd 19 - WWE 2K20	4	2	1
Nov 23rd 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	10	3	1
Nov 23rd 19 - Pokémon Sword	2	4	1
Nov 24th 19 - Death Stranding	13	0	7
Nov 24th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	14	1	2
Nov 25th 19 - Pokémon Sword	20	4	3
Nov 25th 19 - Minecraft	26	0	1
Nov 27th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	26	4	0
Nov 27th 19 - Modern Warfare (2019)	17	8	0
Nov 28th 19 - Ask the King Ep. 79	21	2	1
Nov 29th 19 - Pokémon Sword	12	3	2
Nov 29th 19 - Street Fighter online	21	3	0
Nov 30th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	18	2	8
Nov 30th 19 - Sega Genesis Mini	13	10	2

Jesus fucking Christ, that word cloud/pig is the thing of nightmares. It's like a stage boss in some indie horror game.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

View attachment 1031607
November pre-streams word cloud​

Spoiler: Nov 2019 Mid-break duration stats

Phil typically takes a break midway through the longer early stream, but regulars have observed that he frequently is late to return. In fact, this month he was late 88.5% of the time. Occasionally, the music set to play during the intermission does not begin and hundreds of people are left basking in glorious golden silence. Despite having been sent convenient links to download the music files, including detailed instructions in installing lightweight music players compatible with his operating system, Phil insists on continuing to play the music from a playlist on YouTube. Is he trying to hammer the point that YouTube sucks "human donkey shit" when it bugs out? Is Phil simply lying about these YouTube bugs to cover for his own incompetence, or as punishment for his viewers for a slow stream? Is he just incredibly lazy? Also, is the reason why Phil arrives late because he is allowing the views to steadily rise? Or is it simply because he gets his rocks off being a tantalizing asshole who enjoys keeping people in wait? Perhaps all of the above, and more. Break time is recorded the moment YouTube mode is OFF, with additional time in brackets from the moment he returns to the moment YouTube mode is ON, rounded to the nearest minute. I used DarkDave's Mirror's embedded timecodes to easily gather these stats.

	Claim	Reality	Additional notes
Nov 1st 19 - The Outer Worlds	About 20-25 min.	37 min (+1 min).
Nov 2nd 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	About 20-25 min.	20 min (+4 min).
Nov 3rd 19 - The Outer Worlds	See you in a bit.	25 min (+2 min).	Stream ended 30 min earlier than normal.
Nov 4th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	About 20 min or so.	26 min (+6 min).
Nov 6th 19 - The Outer Worlds	Back for more after this quick break.	21 min (+2 min).
Nov 7th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	See you in a bit.	28 min (+3 min).
Nov 8th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20 min or so.	28 min (+2 min).
Nov 9th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20 min.	25 min (+3 min).
Nov 10th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20-25 min.	35 min (+2 min).	Stream ended 30 min earlier than normal. Chastises chat for complaining about lateness.
Nov 11th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20 min roughly.	32 min (+3 min).	No music! "I pressed play and it looked like it was working. I guess it screwed up [lip smack]"
Nov 13th 19 - The Outer Worlds	About 20 min or so.	29 min (+2 min).
Nov 14th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20-25 min.	31 min (+1 min).
Nov 15th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	About 20-25 min.	26 min (+2 min).
Nov 16th 19 - Pokémon Sword	About 20-25 min.	31 min (+1 min).	No music! "Apparently the music glitched. I did press play, and I guess it froze. I'm sorry you were sitting in silence for about 25 min."
Nov 17th 19 - Death Stranding	About 25 min or so.	27 min (+2 min).
Nov 18th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	About 20-25 min.	29 min (+2 min).
Nov 20th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20-25 min.	26 min (+3 min).
Nov 21st 19 - Pokémon Sword	About 20-25 min.	29 min (+5 min).
Nov 22nd 19 - Death Stranding	About 20-25 min.	27 min (+4 min).	Stream ended 30 min earlier than normal.
Nov 23rd 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	About 25 min.	24 min (+2 min).	No music! "I have no idea why. I guess it errored out. So you guys just sat here for 20-25 min in silence. Obviously that wasn't my intention."
Nov 24th 19 - Death Stranding	About 20-25 min.	24 min (+2 min).
Nov 25th 19 - Pokémon Sword	About 20-25 min.	27 min (+2min).
Nov 27th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	See you in a minute.	4 min (+0.5 min).
Nov 28th 19 - Ask the King Ep. 79	About 10-15 min.	14 min (+0.5 min).	Later start, earlier clockout, no late stream.
Nov 29th 19 - Pokémon Sword	About 20-25 min.	24 min (+2 min).
Nov 30th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	About 20-25 min.	29 min (+3 min).

Spoiler: Nov 2019 Moderation stats

See plain-text document attachment for a complete list of all bans, 600s timeouts, and deleted messages from the month. Six streams (12%) have missing data. Chatty was used to record the moderation stats, launched a minimum of one hour before the stream, and closed one hour following the end. No overnight recording, but it's virtually dead most of that time with rarely any moderation. Deleted messages and timeouts that follow with a ban are simply marked as a ban stat. Some chatters intentionally auto-time themselves out for a short period of time for fun, by spamming ALL CAPS, using too many emotes, or posting a blacklisted word or phrase. For this reason, the auto-mod stats were excluded. One thing I took away from reading all the mod data, was that anyone who even joked about asking for viewers to send money to them instead of DSP were immediately moderated. Seems rather severe to silence someone just for that, but it's pretty revealing about what the true goal of the stream actually is.

	Bans	600s timeouts	Deleted messages
Nov 1st 19 - The Outer Worlds	No data.​	-​	-​
Nov 1st 19 - Modern Warfare (2019)	17	2	0
Nov 2nd 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	No data.​	-​	-​
Nov 2nd 19 - Dragon Quest Builders 2 / Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Neighborville	No data.​	-​	-​
Nov 3rd 19 - The Outer Worlds	13	5	2
Nov 3rd 19 - WWE 2K20	8	3	3
Nov 4th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	21	9	3
Nov 4th 19 - Modern Warfare (2019)	27	8	1
Nov 6th 19 - Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 / The Outer Worlds	46	14	5
Nov 6th 19 - The Outer Worlds	18	8	0
Nov 7th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	43	11	5
Nov 7th 19 - WWE 2K20	2	2	0
Nov 8th 19 - Death Stranding	31	14	9
Nov 8th 19 - Modern Warfare (2019)	No data.​	-​	-​
Nov 9th 19 - Death Stranding	1	0	0
Nov 9th 19 - The Outer Worlds	No data.​	-​	-​
Nov 10th 19 - Death Stranding	5	2	3
Nov 10th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	6	2	0
Nov 11th 19 - Death Stranding	5	4	0
Nov 11th 19 - Minecraft	16	2	0
Nov 13th 19 - The Outer Worlds	17	5	1
Nov 13th 19 - Death Stranding	No data.​	-​	-​
Nov 14th 19 - Death Stranding	27	4	0
Nov 14th 19 - The Outer Worlds	14	0	0
Nov 15th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	27	5	2
Nov 15th 19 - Pokémon Sword	5	0	0
Nov 16th 19 - Pokémon Sword	27	7	1
Nov 16th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	13	2	0
Nov 17th 19 - Death Stranding	17	7	10
Nov 17th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	8	1	0
Nov 18th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	18	10	2
Nov 18th 19 - Pokémon Sword	13	3	0
Nov 20th 19 - Death Stranding	13	8	0
Nov 20th 19 - Luigi's Mansion 3	2	5	0
Nov 21st 19 - Pokémon Sword	3	6	1
Nov 21st 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	10	2	4
Nov 22nd 19 - Death Stranding	6	4	0
Nov 22nd 19 - WWE 2K20	4	2	1
Nov 23rd 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	10	3	1
Nov 23rd 19 - Pokémon Sword	2	4	1
Nov 24th 19 - Death Stranding	13	0	7
Nov 24th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	14	1	2
Nov 25th 19 - Pokémon Sword	20	4	3
Nov 25th 19 - Minecraft	26	0	1
Nov 27th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	26	4	0
Nov 27th 19 - Modern Warfare (2019)	17	8	0
Nov 28th 19 - Ask the King Ep. 79	21	2	1
Nov 29th 19 - Pokémon Sword	12	3	2
Nov 29th 19 - Street Fighter online	21	3	0
Nov 30th 19 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order	18	2	8
Nov 30th 19 - Sega Genesis Mini	13	10	2

Best. Word. Cloud. Ever. You are a true data scientist!

 

[Salubrious]

That is 696 bans in just November, plus six sessions of no data. For a person that averages half that in viewership.

 

[actually]

Total mod bans: 833
Total automated timeouts: 359
Total mod timeouts: 295

This is what I have, though I make some assumptions too, so they may be off.

 

[mollymawk]

Let's save up, very nice.
*soft voice* Alright everybody. *game pauses*
It is time for our break of the stream. Let's take a 20-25 minute break.
When we return, there will be 90 more minutes of [game].
Fair enough? Thanks very much, and I'll see you in a bit.​

Continuing from the previous analysis of the mid-break duration stats, the following months December, January, and February, Phil was late to return literally 100% of the time. Notably, Phil is now taking longer breaks post prestream and pre-gameplay. If you are confused, don't worry I will summerize. Basically, Phil has a break post prestream, followed by another break (mid-break) during the first stream. Which is later followed by the mid-stream break, which leads to the second stream which typically doesn't have a break, but sometimes does. Now that has been clarified, let me clarify something else. Basically I used Dark Dave's Mirror to check the embedded timestamp, and rounded the time to the nearest 30 seconds. The (+) symbol represents additional time once he returns before he resumes the gameplay. You can omit that addition if you want to be generous, but even without it he is late to return 88% of the time.

Also something to note. New music has been added to the rotation on February 5th! Well, it's not really music but short bizarre acappella portions taken from random DSP playthroughs. 11 new videos provided by long-time fan BlackMageCtype. Comments were disabled day two since BlackMageCtype could not take the criticism. All music tracks are archived here.

Spoiler: Dec 2019 mid-break duration stats

	Claim	Reality	Additional Notes
Dec 1st 19 - Shenmue III	About 20-25 min.	25 min (+3 min).
Dec 2nd 19 - Pokémon Sword (pre-stream)	I'm going to take a short break. I'll be right back. I'll be back in a few minutes.	22 min (+5 min).	Left to help Kat with a game-related problem.
Dec 2nd 19 - Pokémon Sword	About 20 min.	24 min (+3 min).
Dec 4th 19 - Life is Strange 2: Episode 5	About 20-25 min.	27 min (+2 min).
Dec 5th 19 - Shenmue III	I'll see you after the break.	24 min (+2 min).
Dec 6th 19 - Pokémon Sword	About a 20 min break or so. I'll be back by 2:30-ish.	29 min (+3 min).	Break started at 2:02 pm. Returned at 2:31 pm.
Dec 7th 19 - MediEvil	About 20-25 min.	29 min (+3 min).	The same music track replayed multiple times. He blames YouTube when notified.
Dec 8th 19 - Shenmue III	About 20-25 min.	29 min (+3 min).
Dec 9th 19 - Pokémon Sword	About 20-25 min.	30 min (+4 min).
Dec 11th 19 - MediEvil	I'll see you after a break here.	31 min (+5 min).
Dec 12th 19 - Shenmue III	About 20-25 min.	32 min (+2 min).
Dec 13th 19 - Pokémon Sword (pre-stream)	I'm going to take like a five minute break.	14 min.	Alarm testing in his condo facility.
Dec 13th 19 - Pokémon Sword	About 20-25 min.	29 min (+2 min).
Dec 14th 19 - Final Fantasy VI	I'll be back with more after the break.	25 min (+2 min).
Dec 15th 19 - Shenmue III	I'll be back shortly with more.	32 min (+4 min).	No Music! "YouTube crapped out. I did try to play the music, and basiclaly there was an error that required me to refresh the page, in order for the music to play."
Dec 16th 19 - Pokémon Sword	I'll see you after the break.	25 min (+3 min).
Dec 18th 19 - Final Fantasy VI	About 20 min or so. Maybe 25 min.	28 min (+2 min).
Dec 19th 19 - Shenmue III	See you in a bit.	32 min (+3 min).
Dec 20th 19 - Pokémon Sword	About 20-25 min.	28 min (+3 min).
Dec 21st 19 - Final Fantasy VI	About 20-25 min.	28 min (+2 min).
Dec 22nd 19 - Christmas 'marathon' event	About 20 min or so.	24 min (+7 min).
Dec 22nd 19 - Christmas 'marathon' event	About a half an hour break.	46 min (+8 min) (+16 min).	Returns, then leaves again to brush teeth.
Dec 22nd 19 - Christmas 'marathon' event	Short, maybe 10min break.	12 min (+2 min).
Dec 23rd 19 - Minecraft	About 20-30 min. I'll be back roughly around 2:30 pm.	33 min (+6 min).	Break started at 2:04 pm. Returned at 2:37 pm.
Dec 26th 19 - Shenmue III	About a 25 min or so break.	30 min (+3 min).
Dec 27th 19 - Pokémon Sword	About 20-25 min.	36 min (+3 min).	Stream ended 30 min earlier than normal.
Dec 28th 19 - Final Fantasy VI	About 20-25 min.	30 min (+3 min).
Dec 29th 19 - Shenmue III	About a 25 min break.	33 min (+3 min).	No music! "I guess I tried to play music and it didn't work. Let me see. Yeah it didn't work. (sigh) Obviously I didn't intend on leaving you in silence here."
Dec 31st 19 - Minecraft	About 20-25 min.	33 min (+6 min).

Spoiler: Jan 2020 mid-break duration stats

	Claim	Reality	Additional Notes
Jan 1st 20 - Pokémon Sword	About 20-25 min.	28 min (+2 min).
Jan 2nd 20 - Final Fantasy VI	About a 25 min break.	25 min (+1 min).
Jan 3rd 20 - Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic	About 20-25 min.	30 min (+3 min).
Jan 4th 20 - Pokémon Sword	About 20-25 min.	31 min (+5 min).
Jan 5th 20 - Final Fantasy VI	About 20-25 min.	24 min (+4 min).
Jan 6th 20 - Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic	About 20-25 min.	35 min (+2 min).
Jan 8th 20 - Pokémon Sword	About 20-25 min.	26 min (+4 min).
Jan 9th 20 - Final Fantasy VI	About 20-25 min.	28 min (+5 min).
Jan 10th 20 - Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic	See you in a bit.	32 min (+4 min).	"Alrighty folks, right on queue I am back."
Jan 11th 20 - Pokémon Sword	I will see you after the break.	27 min (+9 min).	It's time for our break. In reality I've had to use the restroom for like half an hour so I'm glad we're going on break.
Jan 12th 20 - Final Fantasy VI	About 20-25 min.	25 min (+4 min).
Jan 14th 20 - Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic	About 20-25 min.	26 min (+5 min).	No music! "Hey guys I'm back, what happened to the music? It didn't play, huh? Pfft. Well I'm sorry guys. I guess YouTube must have had a loading error. Because I most definitely told it to go to the next track in the thing, and it didn't play at all, huh?
Jan 15th 20 - Final Fantasy VI	I'll see you all in roughly 25 min.	30 min (+2 min).
Jan 16th 20 - "State of the Stream Podcast"	We'll take about roughly 10 min break, maybe couple more we'll see.	11 min (+1 min).
Jan 17th 20 - Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot	About 20-25 min.	23 min (+3 min).
Jan 18th 20 - Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot	About 20-25 min.	28 min (+1 min).
Jan 19th 20 - Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic	About a 25 min break.	27 min (+3 min).
Jan 20th 20 - Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot	About 20-25 min.	35 min (+1 min).	"I love how people are complaining in the stream chat and are completely wrong. I actually timed it and the break was approximately 30 minutes. It was not 40+ minutes. You just don't know how to count because you're impatient.
Jan 22nd 20 - Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot	About 20-25 min.	29 min (+1 min).
Jan 23rd 20 - Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic	About 20-25 min.	28 min (+4 min).
Jan 24th 20 - Donkey Kong 64	See you in a bit for more.	26 min (+4 min).	No music! "I apologize I guess the music didn't play. I clicked play. I got out of the office. I come back. No music had played, it froze. I'm sorry for that guys. I didn't mean to leave you in silence for that time obviously. Obviously unintentional. [cough]"
Jan 25th 20 - Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot	About 25 min or so.	34 min (+2 min).
Jan 26th 20 - Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic	About a 25 min break.	29 min (+3 min).

Spoiler: Feb 2020 Mid-break duration stats

	Claim	Reality	Additional Notes
Feb 2nd 20 - Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic	About 20-25 min.	32 min (+5 min).	Stream ended 30 min earlier than normal.
Feb 3rd 20 - Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot	See you in a bit.	33 min (+3 min).
Feb 5th 20 - Donkey Kong 64	About 20-25 min.	30 min (+6 min).
Feb 6th 20 - Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic	See you in a bit.	27 min (+3 min).
Feb 7th 20 - Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot	About 20-25 min.	31 min (+2 min).
Feb 8th 20 - Donkey Kong 64	About 20-25 min.	26 min (+5 min).	No music! "Obviously that was not my intention."
Feb 9th 20 - Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic	About 20-25 min.	30 min (+3 min).
Feb 10th 20 - Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot	About 25 min.	31 min (+2 min).
Feb 12th 20 - Donkey Kong 64	Roughly 20-25 min.	31 min (+2 min).
Feb 13th 20 - Mass Effect 2	About 25 min.	31 min (+3 min).
Feb 14th 20 - Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot	About 20-25 min.	30 min (+2min).
Feb 15th 20 - Donkey Kong 64	About 20-25 min.	30 min (+3 min).
Feb 16th 20 - Mass Effect 2	About 25 min.	26 min (+3 min).
Feb 17th 20 - Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot	About 25 min.	32 min (+1 min).
Feb 19th 20 - Donkey Kong 64	See you in a bit.	32 min (+3 min).
Feb 20th 20 - Mass Effect 2	Roughly 20-25 min.	34 min (+4 min).	2:02:00 "Let's take about a half an hour break-" Quick to correct himself "You know, roughly 20-25 minutes."
Feb 21st 20 - Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot	About 20-25 min.	31 min (+3 min).
Feb 22nd 20 - Donkey Kong 64	About 25 min.	31 min (+3 min).
Feb 23rd 20 - Retrospective 'marathon' event	About 15-20 min.	27 min (+3 min).	For the second break, the claim was "About 20 min." The reality was 36 min (+5 min).
Feb 24th 20 - Mass Effect 2	About 20-25 min.	34 min (+3 min).
Feb 26th 20 - Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot	About 20-25 min.	32 min (+2 min).
Feb 27th 20 - Donkey Kong 64	Let's take a break, I'll be back.	38 min (+4 min).	Stream ended 15 min earlier than normal.
Feb 28th 20 - Tax guy 'marathon' event	About 20-25 min.	35 min (+8 min).	For the second break, the claim was "About 30 min". The reality was 47 min (+4 min).
Feb 29th 20 - Mass Effect 2	About 20-25 min.	40 min (+3)	"Sorry for a little bit of a longer break there. I was talking with Kat."