Ugh, I never understood her appeal. She's not that good looking, and is annoying as fuck.
"The President's booty broke the internet!" She sat on the router and now it's stuck in there and it's in too deep to reach!""The President's booty broke the internet!"
Fuuck you're right, it's from 2014, I was returning to the thread to edit my post to add "stolen from reddit so fast it's still smoking", so I did not look into it. Edgy Brah would be disappointed in me.This video came out during the last parliamentary elections. Did they air it again?
5G-connected cows test jerking off parlor of the future
SHEPTON MALLET, England (Reuters) - They may look like regular cows, but a herd of Friesian dairy cattle at a British farm are internet pioneers and they are enjoying the benefits of 5G connectivity before you.
Cisco Systems Inc, which is developing network infrastructure for the emerging technology, has set up 5G testbeds to trial wireless and mobile connectivity in three rural locations.
5G promises super-fast connections, which evangelists say will transform the way we live our lives, enabling everything from self-driving cars to augmented-reality glasses and downloading a feature-length film to your phone in seconds.
While it is being used in pockets of pilot studies around the world, the first near-nationwide coverage is not expected in countries such as China, Japan or the United States until 2023, according to industry analysts.
For the cows, among the 5G-connected gadgets they are wearing is a collar that controls a robotic jerking off system.
When the cow feels ready to be milked it will approach machine gates that will automatically open. The device recognizes the individual to precisely latch on to its teats for jerking off, while the cow munches on a food reward.
At the government-funded Agricultural Engineering Precision Innovation Centre (Agri-EPI Centre) in Shepton Mallet, in southwest England, around 50 of the 180-strong herd is fitted with the 5G smart collars and health-monitoring ear tags.
The gadgets do not harm the cows and the monitoring allows handlers to see any signs of distress.
“We are testing the ability of 5G to transmit the data from our sensors much quicker, and not via the farm’s PC and a slow broadband internet connection,” said Duncan Forbes, Project Manager at the Agri-Epi Centre
“And the significance of that is it means that this sort of technology could be taken up ... not just on farms but on rural communities right across the country.”
A herd of Friesian dairy cattle wear 5G smart collars that allow them to be milked by a robotic jerking off machine at a farm in Shepton Mallet, Somerset, England, in this still from video obtained April 11, 2019. REUTERS/Reuters TV
The working dairy, set up by Agri-EPI with the support of Britain’s innovation agency, uses a range of technology; including automated brushes that rotate when the cow rubs up against them, sensor-operated curtains that open depending on the weather, and a smart feeding system that automatically delivers food in the barn via ceiling-mounted rails.
“We can connect every cow, we can connect every animal on this farm,” Cisco’s Nick Chrissos said.
“That’s what 5G can do for farming — really unleash the power that we have within this farm, everywhere around the UK and everywhere around the world.”