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Arrest after man in gimp suit scares woman in Claverham

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A man has been arrested after someone dressed in a gimp suit jumped out on a woman in a Somerset village.

Someone was "charging at me in a full black rubbery suit", the woman who had been walking in Claverham said.

Police said a man in his 20s had been arrested on suspicion of indecency offences in Claverham and Yatton.

"It follows 14 reports of a man approaching people while wearing disguises, one of which was a black body suit," the force added.

Officers from Avon and Somerset Police were called to the latest incident at about 23:30 BST on Thursday.

However, despite using a helicopter and a sniffer dog, they were unable to find the man in the gimp suit who the woman said had advanced towards her "grunting and breathing heavily" before fleeing.
"Ere, bring ahht tha' gimp"
 
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Wah wah, we can't take jokes. Go fuck yourself NYT Dave Chappelle is hilarious and has done more for racial harmony than any of your clickbait hack outrage harvesters. Are they seriously still going to bat for Justin "Jussie Ain't a Name" Smollette?
 
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Not sure if this is the right place for it but it seems that some faggot New Yorker slit his girlfriend's throat and posted pics of it on a Discord server before trying (and failing) to kill himself.

(Extremely NSFW) imgur collec of the pics he uploaded and people's responses: https://web.archive.org/web/20190715023406/https://imgur.com/a/35H6e95

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Looks like he uploaded some of the pics to Instagram but have since been deleted leaving this one from 5/17 as his latest (https://www.instagram.com/p/BxlVL1-FMF9/). (20 thousand comments)

His insta: https://www.instagram.com/yesjuliet/
Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/20190714194142/https://www.instagram.com/yesjuliet/

Article confirming the cops have arrested a suicidal man who admitted to killing his girlfriend: https://www.rochesterfirst.com/news/homicide-near-boilermaker-start-line-delays-utica-race/
Currently in critical condition.

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According to several twitter accounts, the dude was a stalker, and not her boyfriend. He tracked he to some concert she was going to WITH her boyfriend, and then killed her.
 
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According to several twitter accounts, the dude was a stalker, and not her boyfriend. He tracked he to some concert she was going to WITH her boyfriend, and then killed her.
I've heard from verified Twitter sources that the murderer was Sam Hyde and the victim was Sam Hyde in a wig.

Clark, 21, reportedly called police on himself, according to Lt. Bryan Coromato. When he was discovered in his car in Utica, Clark reportedly slit his own throat and posted pictures of his bleeding neck on Instagram as well.

Devins, who was a popular "egirl" on Tik Tok, was was found dead outside the SUV. Clark was rushed to the hospital, where he underwent surgery. The two reportedly met online, and had been seeing each other for about two months before the night of the concert, by Canadian musician Nicole Dollenganger.

Bianca's sister, Olivia Devins, later called Clark a "close family friend."

According to authorities, Devins and Clark got into an argument at the show and drove to Utica, where Clark allegedly pulled over and killed her.

edit: oddly enough the article features a Brianna Wu tweet that says something completely different.
 

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I've heard from verified Twitter sources that the murderer was Sam Hyde and the victim was Sam Hyde in a wig.



edit: oddly enough the article features a Brianna Wu tweet that says something completely different.
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
 

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It’s unclear if the photo was the result of a sting operation, or purely chance.
Chess sting operation only brings up this article.
 

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Chess sting operation only brings up this article.
He was probably visiting the bathroom way too often.

Considering how easy it is to make an earpiece invisible and have an associate doing your cheating from outside the room, soon only blitz chess will be able to be fair.
 
He was probably visiting the bathroom way too often.

Considering how easy it is to make an earpiece invisible and have an associate doing your cheating from outside the room, soon only blitz chess will be able to be fair.
I think probably the best bet is to assume any top level competition is mostly a cheating without getting caught competition.
 

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MAJOR COUNTY, Okla. – A woman is in custody after investigators say she tried to hire a hitman to kill her estranged wife.


On July 10, deputies with the Major County Sheriff’s Office asked the

Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation to help with the investigation involving 25-year-old Kandi Neilson.

Investigators say Neilson attempted to hire a hitman to kill her estranged wife and her estranged wife’s new boyfriend.
Two days later, Neilson was arrested.
She is facing a charge of solicitation of first-degree murder.

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MAJOR COUNTY, Okla. – A woman is in custody after investigators say she tried to hire a hitman to kill her estranged wife.


On July 10, deputies with the Major County Sheriff’s Office asked the

Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation to help with the investigation involving 25-year-old Kandi Neilson.

Investigators say Neilson attempted to hire a hitman to kill her estranged wife and her estranged wife’s new boyfriend.
Two days later, Neilson was arrested.
She is facing a charge of solicitation of first-degree murder.

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But feminists have repeatedly assured me that women aren't violent!

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But feminists have repeatedly assured me that women aren't violent!

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I don't do family law because it's too much like Jeremy Kyle. However. I'd love to do a really acrimonious gay divorce, or even just assist on one. Actually, a lesbian divorce. I bet they are absolutely fucking BRUTAL, with depths of point-scoring and vindictiveness that you never see elsewhere. You know how the majority of workplace bullies in the professions are women and bullying other women? Probably something related to that.
 

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I don't do family law because it's too much like Jeremy Kyle. However. I'd love to do a really acrimonious gay divorce, or even just assist on one. Actually, a lesbian divorce. I bet they are absolutely fucking BRUTAL, with depths of point-scoring and vindictiveness that you never see elsewhere. You know how the majority of workplace bullies in the professions are women and bullying other women? Probably something related to that.
I'd like to watch a lesbian divorce trial, but only if I could do so while jerking off. No, wait, that's a specific porno I once watched. On 2nd thought, I'm guessing lesbian divorces involve a lot of very petty bullshit.
 
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I'd like to watch a lesbian divorce trial, but only if I could do so while jerking off. No, wait, that's a specific porno I once watched. On 2nd thought, I'm guessing lesbian divorces involve a lot of very petty bullshit.
As much as I'd love to watch two bulldykes murder each other for the amusement of the court, I think it would be more like two bitter wenches complaining about who left the yogurt out that one time. So basically I agree.
 
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I don't do family law because it's too much like Jeremy Kyle. However. I'd love to do a really acrimonious gay divorce, or even just assist on one. Actually, a lesbian divorce. I bet they are absolutely fucking BRUTAL, with depths of point-scoring and vindictiveness that you never see elsewhere. You know how the majority of workplace bullies in the professions are women and bullying other women? Probably something related to that.
I'd like to watch a lesbian divorce trial, but only if I could do so while jerking off. No, wait, that's a specific porno I once watched. On 2nd thought, I'm guessing lesbian divorces involve a lot of very petty bullshit.
As much as I'd love to watch two bulldykes murder each other for the amusement of the court, I think it would be more like two bitter wenches complaining about who left the yogurt out that one time. So basically I agree.
Go to a lesbian biker rally sometime, or just a large enough bike rally to have a lesbian sector. Feel the heat. Feel the power. But watch from a distance, because they are all armed. Anyone asks, just say you're gay. That should keep you safe, ironically. PS: you wear jeans under the chaps, minor detail to remember.
 
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Source.
-Gloria Zasso, 30, used to be vegan but shunned veggies altogether after disease

-Stay-at-home mother from Munich now only eats raw meat, even for breakfast

-Developed an auto-immune disease aged 24 and refused to take medication

-Says it cured her symptoms, and she now feeds her two-year-old the same diet

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A vegan-turned-carnivore has defended not giving her toddler son any vegetables, and feeding him the same diet of steak, organs and bone marrow that she swears by.

After converting to vegetarianism at just 12 for moral reasons, Gloria Zasso, now 30, from Munich, later became a vegan, shunning all animal products entirely.

But after her son Isaac, now two, was born in 2017, she suddenly developed rheumatoid arthritis – an autoimmune disease, causing pain and stiffness in the joints – which left her hands and feet in so much agony that she struggled to even brush her teeth.

Doctors offered to put her on a course of immune suppressant drugs - but stay-at-home-mother Gloria, was determined to treat herself naturally.

By conducting her own research, she arrived at the theory that it could be her diet that was to blame, owing to a deficiency in certain nutrients contained in animal products.

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Pictured: Gloria Zasso, 30, from Munich, on a boat with her two-year-old son, Isaac. She is convinced the Carnivore Diet eased her rheumatoid arthritis and feeds her son the same raw meat, brains and broth that she survives on
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At two, Isaac eats the same diet of raw meat as his mother. He occasionally has some fruit, but doesn't eat any vegetables
Explaining how she then made the radical swap from a plant-based diet to consuming nothing but meat, she said: 'I did lots of research and decided I would give eating meat another go. Even though the idea made me feel disgusted, I was in so much pain I'd try anything.'

And so, in September 2018 Gloria decided to incorporate meat into her diet, starting by eating a portion of raw liver.

She said: 'The first time I did it, I really had to force it down and hold my nose while I ate it - but after that I began to feel better.'

Gloria's typical daily diet

Breakfast: Rib-eye steak seared lightly on the outside; raw bone marrow; raw beef fat, eaten in chunks

Dinner: Slow-cooked oxtail; raw liver (chopped finely), raw brains, raw kidney.
Then the following month, October, she made the decision to go full carnivore, eating only animal products.

And her IT consultant husband Thomas, 30, and their son have also adopted the diet.

'Now, Isaac and Thomas eat almost the same as I do, and they seem to both enjoy it,' she said.

'Of course, I get a lot of criticism from people I know, and people on social media, particularly with regards to Isaac, telling me that it's irresponsible not to give a child vegetables.

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A meal of raw chopped liver and beef fat. Gloria said she tries to eat 'nose to tail' in order to reduce wastage
'As a mother, you are always questioning your choices, and I do worry about what he eats.

But so far he is healthy and active, and you have to listen to what the body is telling you.'

Having never enjoyed eating meat because she disliked the taste, and feeling it was 'obnoxious' to kill and consume animals, Gloria decided to go vegetarian when she was 12 - despite her family doctor warning her of the risk of iron deficiency.

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Grocery shopping, minus any greens! The stay-at-home mother said she made sure to only buy good quality meat from the butchers
At first, she felt perfectly healthy, but when she reached her early 20s, she started getting ill on a regular basis with flu, urinary tract infections and bronchitis.

So, aged 24, in a bid to bolster her immune system, which doctors told her was weak, she decided to adopt a vegan diet instead.

She explained: 'It was at a time when lots of people were talking about veganism as a way to improve your health, and so I thought I'd give it a go.

'I’d been on antibiotics two or three times a year and I didn't want to do that anymore.

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Isaac helping his parents cook at home. Following the birth of her little boy, Gloria developed agonising pain in her joints
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The mother and son duo enjoying some family time outside. A nutritionist commenting on the family's diet said Isaac needed fibres in order to have a healthy diet
'And it worked. I didn't get sick as much, and just generally felt much more energised. I was happy and thriving.'

But that was all to change following the birth of Isaac, when, at three weeks postpartum, Gloria was struck by crippling pain in the joints of her hands and feet.

She said: 'The condition came out of nowhere and was incredibly painful, to the extent that I often couldn't walk, brush my teeth or lift my newborn son up, which made me feel horrible.'

Consulting medics, she was diagnosed in March 2017 with rheumatoid arthritis, a long-term condition that occurs when the immune system attacks the cells which line the joints.

They offered to put Gloria on a course of tablets including methotrexate, which is also used as a chemotherapy drug – but she turned it down.

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Soon after the birth of Isaac, Gloria's joint pain became so bad she could no longer pick her newborn up
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Isaac eating a plate of sausage. Gloria came across the 'carnivore' diet online and was intrigued to see if it would help with her pain
'I refused to take them - I didn’t want to poison my body,' she explained.

Desperate to cure herself through natural means, the new mother began researching her condition intensively, eventually becoming convinced her strict vegan diet was not helping matters.

Slowly reintroducing herself to animal products in August 2017, Gloria started supplementing her diet with eggs, dairy and bone broths - a move which she said immediately saw a slight improvement in her health.

Then, in 2018, with her pain almost unbearable, she ate meat again for the first time since she was a child – and claims that is when improvements really began to show.

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Eggs and liver. Gloria eats raw bone marrow for breakfast and brains for dinner and her son Isaac is on the same diet
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Isaac's plate never contain any vegetables and instead showcase different types of raw meat such as liver or organs
'The thought of eating a steak made me feel like vomiting, but I knew I had to try everything to get better, so I went for it,' she said.

But still with some residual aches in her joints, her drive to discover a complete and lasting ‘cure’ persisted.

Then one day while searching the internet, she came across the 'raw carnivore' diet.

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Intrigued, she delved further and read accounts of others claiming to have had similar autoimmune illnesses eased by it.

She explained: 'It didn't sound particularly pleasant, but I wasn't eating meat for pleasure anyway, so I thought I might as well try it.'

Now, still refusing to take prescribed medication, she eats raw steak or raw offal for breakfast, followed by a cooked meat dish such as slow cooked lamb shoulder for dinner.

And, joining her for every gory meal are Thomas and Isaac, although the toddler does occasionally also eat fruit on top of the carnivorous diet.

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For dinner, Gloria often eats a meal of slow-cooked oxtail raw liver (chopped finely), raw brains or raw kidney
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Isaac with his father Thomas, also 30. Gloria said she still didn't like the taste of meat and saw it as a 'medicine'
But the beef steak, kidney, liver, heart and lamb brain - which she buys from local butchers - do not come cheap, and Gloria as she only eats responsibly sourced food.

'I am still against the mistreatment of animals, but I don't hold the philosophy still that we shouldn't eat animals at all,' she said.

'I make sure that everything we consume has been treated well and killed humanely, and on top of that try to eat "nose to tail" so that there is as little wastage as possible. And I'm at peace with that.'

She continued: 'I still don't love the taste of eating meat - I still see it as a kind of medicine, but one day it might be one I enjoy.

'I feel so much better now. I can live my life again and am able to function, which for a while I could not.'

Daniel O'Shaughnessy, a nutritionist for The Naked Nutritionist clinic in Harley Street, London, warned of the risks of eating raw meat.

He said: 'In a diet such as this there is no fibre which is not considered healthy at all, especially for a child in early days of development.

'Children need nutrients from plants to thrive and grow and ward off deficiencies.

'I would not recommend this diet be mimicked if someone is suffering pain from rheumatoid arthritis. I would suggest someone seeks advice from a health professional before changing their diet to support a diagnosis.'
Bruh. There's just no middle ground with these people. Also, the fact that they put pony tails on the kid leads me to believe that this is just the beginning for poor Isaac...
 
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