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I'd have a quinoa salad for lunch if I were you, otherwise, you'll go fucking deaf and blind!

This is the result of not smacking your tard child who has some autistic refusal to eat food. They have no food allergies, they have no real reason not to eat what they're given, but you're supposed to coddle these fucking speds and good job parents, now he's blind and deaf in addition to being a tard.

Man jailed for shouting ‘Heil Hitler’ and ‘go have a sausage sandwich’ at Jewish family in London
This made me chuckle.
According to the story he didn't just harass them on a public bus, but even threatened to expose himself to children. So he's a nonce in addition to being an anti-Semite.

You'd probably get a ticket for this if you did it in front of a cop here, too.
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It's not the age, it's the picture.

Utah woman, 38, arrested after impersonating 21-year-old daughter during traffic stop

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Was the cop nearly completely blind? I can't confidently say this is a tranny but if he/she/it looked more feminine in the jaw, what are they on fucking meth or something? that'd still be a rough as fuck 21.


Could be one factor playing a role in "culture wars"? https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/suicide-rates-in-uk-at-highest-rate-for-16-years/ar-AAGJHzS
( http://archive.fo/XJqqi )

Suicide Rates In UK At Highest Rate For 16 Years

Suicide rates in the UK have hit their highest level since 2002, with official figures showing the first increase in numbers in five years.

Figures released by the Office for National Statistics (ONS) showed that males and females aged 45 to 49 had higher suicide rates than any other age group.

The UK male suicide rate of 17.2 deaths per 100,000 represents a significant increase from the rate in 2017, with males aged 10-24 years and those aged 75 years and above particularly affected.

There were a total of 6,507 suicides registered in the UK in 2018, 686 more deaths than 2017. This is the first increase since 2013 and brings the rate to the same it was 16 years ago in 2002.
Timcast posted a vlog on the subject.

One Youtuber think it could be a conspiracy theory.

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This isn't suicide it's..."Premeditated Murder...Death By Design".
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Vegan activists separate chickens from cockerels on Spanish farm 'so the hens aren't raped' because they do not give 'consent' in video released by 'anti-specist, transfeminist' group
  • Almas Veganas (Vegan Souls) from Girona, Spain, identify as anti-speciesist, transfeminist and libertarian
  • The activists said they based the video on the concept of consent for the hens
  • They smashed the eggs because they said they belonged to the chickens
  • The video was viewed on Twitter 570,000 times with users asking 'is this a joke?'

This is the moment two vegan activists separate chickens from cockerels because they 'don't want the hens to be raped'.
The video was released by the Spanish vegan group Almas Veganas (Vegan Souls), based in Girona in the north-eastern Spanish region of Catalonia.
They published the video on Twitter where it has been viewed 570,000 times.
On their Twitter page, the activists describe themselves as 'anti-speciesist' and 'transfeminist.'

(Video in link)

Anti-speciesists believe that judging types of animals as different to each other, or humans, is wrong.
They also believe that humans favour and treat some species better, like dogs, which we shouldn't do.

Transfeminism is created by and aimed at transgender women and says that the freedom of trans women is coupled with the liberation of all women.
It also says that any individual should be able to express and define themselves in whichever way they choose without fear of retaliation.
In the footage, the two activists can be seen smashing eggs on the ground because 'they belong to the hens.'

The pair from Catalonia then go on to explain that they separated the cockerels from the hens because they 'don't want them to be raped'
The vegans then reveal that 'we separated the cocks because we don't want the hens to get raped.'
In another video, the activists said that they based their decision on 'the notion of consent.'
The vegans add: 'The hens do not want to be mounted and always try to escape. They are sometimes seriously injured by the cocks' claws as well.'
They also say the hens 'are genetically modified to make them lay more eggs' and they want to 'prevent them from reproducing.'

The activists identify as transfeminist, libertarian and anti-speciesist. Social media users commented on the video, which has been viewed 570,000 times, asking 'is this a joke?'
'Either you are vegan or you help to finance animal slavery. Eating animals is fascist,' they added.

According to reports, the vegan group has recently appeared on several Spanish television shows including the popular talk show 'Todo Es Una Mentira' ('Everything Is A Lie') where they believed they were 'ridiculed' by the presenter.
The footage prompted comments on social media such as 'is this a joke?,' 'there is no room for more morons' and 'you have to be frigging crazy.'
They said afterwards: 'We knew they would make fun of us, but we wanted to use the platform to spread our message anyway.'


Chickens lay eggs whether they're fertilized or not. It's why we spent a good deal of time specifically breeding them to make them into egg cannons. A good egg layer can lay up to 300 eggs a year, most of which will be abandoned. Eating their eggs in no way affects the chicken.

God vegans are tiresome.
not to mention no animal (aside from apes and dolphins) have any concept of what we call rape or consent. Female horses will consciously abort so they can't figure out who the father is and kill it. Animals who fight to determine who breeds back off when defeated. They're not fucking humans.



U.S. woman caught with 6-day-old baby inside luggage at Philippines airport
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SEP 04, 2019 | 1:18 PM

U.S. woman caught with 6-day-old baby inside luggage at Philippines airport

An airport carry-on is no place for a baby. (SolStock/Getty Images/iStockphoto)

An American woman was arrested Wednesday in the Philippines after immigration authorities said she tried to board a plane with a newborn child inside her luggage.
Jennifer Talbot, 43, was caught during a security check at Manila’s Ninoy Aquino International Airport around 6 a.m., shortly before she was set to fly to the U.S., according to local reports.


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The 6-day-old, who appears to be someone else’s child, was hidden in an oversized belt bag that Talbot failed to declare or present to immigration inspectors, the country’s Bureau of Immigration told CNN Philippines.

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Neither the bureau nor the U.S. Embassy in the Philippines returned requests for comment Wednesday afternoon.

The woman claimed she was the baby’s aunt, but she had no documentation showing she was authorized to travel with the infant, who didn’t even have a passport, according to the Philippine Daily Inquirer. Authorities told the paper the child was safe and “in good health.”
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The investigation was ongoing Wednesday, but officials said they plan to charge her with child trafficking.
No other information was immediately available.

US woman held in Philippines after airport staff find 6-day-old baby in her bag

PUBLISHED: September 4, 2019 at 12:07 pm | UPDATED: September 4, 2019 at 12:08 pm
By Stella Ko and Ben Westcott | CNN
An American woman is in custody in the Philippines after she allegedly tried to fly out of the country with a baby in her hand luggage, local authorities said.
Philippines Immigration Bureau spokesman Melvin Mabulac said they received a report around 6.20 a.m. Wednesday that a 43-year-old woman had been caught with a child in her bag at Ninoy Aquino International Airport in Manila.
CNN Philippines said the baby was just six days old.
According to Mabulac, the woman appeared to be traveling alone and only presented her personal passport. But when staff inspected an oversized carry-on suitcase, they found the child inside.
“She did not have any travel documents for the infant,” the spokesman said.
American woman in custody after baby found in her bag
An American woman is in custody in the Philippines after she allegedly tried to fly out of the country with a baby in her carry-on luggage, local authorities said.
Published at: 10:59 AM, Wed Sep 04 2019

The woman had claimed to be the child’s aunt, but had not provided any evidence that they were related, CNN Philippines reported.
The case has been handed over to the Philippines National Bureau of Investigation’s Anti-Human Trafficking Division.
™ & © 2019 Cable News Network, Inc., a Time Warner Company. All rights reserved.



... If she's a human trafficker she's not a very good one. That baby was likely to have been dead when they found it because I don't know if she knows this but living things don't take kindly to being stuffed in bags. And the cargo hold isn't pressurized.

Or she's one of those rich liberals with a savior complex except instead of adopting an orphaned kid from africa she decided she had to go steal one.

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