Interesting info about Chris's family. (Particularly their parents) -

[everythingisawkward999]

We know the usual stuff. Chris was born on February 24 1982, His father is Bob and his mother is Barbara. But I found out more information related to Chris's family. (Personally Chris is the 1st cousin 6x removed of husband of aunt of husband of 3rd cousin 4x removed for me)

Bob and Barbara got married on June 7th, 1980. (http://imgur.com/a/f9E8m)

Bob's first wife was Patricia Faye Harley, born November 20 1935. They married on September 21, 1956 (http://imgur.com/a/IIOtY) and got divorced on January 28 1980. (http://imgur.com/a/EsKvQ). They had two kids.

Barbara's first husband was Ran Coleman Yeatts. He was born December 27, 1939. The two got married on June 17, 1961 (http://imgur.com/a/7sI7j) and they divorced May 15, 1963 (http://imgur.com/a/nYNFo), two months before their son Cole was born.

Bob is apparently an only child, however Barbara has five deceased siblings and several more living ones.

Here is Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents: http://imgur.com/a/lLohU

Here is Bob's birth certificate: http://imgur.com/a/XBu8P

And here is Bob and his parents in the 1930 and 1940 census: http://imgur.com/a/OJhQT, http://imgur.com/a/6W75J

I hope this information interested y'all.

 

[meatslab]

Do you perhaps have a picture of Bob's cock?

 

[everythingisawkward999]

Do you perhaps have a picture of Bob's cock?

Unfortunately not, but I'll look for one whatever chance I get.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

Interesting Bob first marriage lasted 24 years, while Barbs first lasted 2 years.
Looks like Yeatts couldn't be controlled like Bob

 

[Optimus Prime]

Interesting Bob first marriage lasted 24 years, while Barbs first lasted 2 years.
Looks like Yeatts couldn't be controlled like Bob

Makes you wonder how much of a 'dad' that Yeatts would have been given he never recognized Cole as his son.

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

Has anyone found anything about the "abusive stepfather" Jerry Harmon.

 

[Porker LeVance]

Cole must have had a terrible childhood

 

[cahoots]

Bob got divorced on January 28, 1980.

He married Barb on June 7, 1980.

Remarried in 131 days.

Classy.

 

[everythingisawkward999]

And Chris, from what I gathered, is not 1/16 Cherokian. He is however 1/16 British and 1/8 French Canadian.

 

[Sonitistic]

It would be cool to see a family tree of Christian's half siblings and all that shit.

 

[everythingisawkward999]

It would be cool to see a family tree of Christian's half siblings and all that shit.

Give me about 20 or so minutes and I'll put it to work.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Years ago, somebody posted some photos of his extended family. I wouldn't suggest posting them again, but they were interesting. They all looked vaguely like Chris. One cousin raced pigs and had numbers spray painted on them. What a family.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

Bob got divorced on January 28, 1980.

He married Barb on June 7, 1980.

Remarried in 131 days.

Classy.

Well barb did jump his bones time she meet him at the bar

She probably suck the skin off bob dick and had him hooked right then and there, and add to the fact bob was probably emotional after being married that long and to end it.

 

[John Furrman]

1/8 French Canadian.

Quel connard!

 

[everythingisawkward999]

David Alan Chandler and Kimberly Fay Howard's marriage certificate: http://imgur.com/a/3NbPg

Their child's full name is Savannah Brooke Chandler, born on August 17, 1995, and here's her tree: http://imgur.com/a/0VElz

 

[m0rnutz]

Savannah is the niece Chris thought was a troll. There's nothing too interesting about her, other than she's a devout Jesus freak and looks like female Chris, just a wee bit.

 

[everythingisawkward999]

Cole Smithey's tree: http://imgur.com/a/EfpFd

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

Informative but you're sort of cousins with Chris?

You have my sympathies.

 

[everythingisawkward999]

Informative but you're sort of cousins with Chris?

You have my sympathies.

We're all cousins with Chris one way or another.

 

[Null]

I like this thread.