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Interesting info about Chris's family. (Particularly their parents)

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by everythingisawkward999, Jan 10, 2017.

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  1. Then you need to get over to 14 BC posthaste and bandage Borb's holey buttocks so Chris can do fun lesbian stuff!
     
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  2. That narrows it down.
     
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  3. I'm surprised we didn't know about this earlier, like, 7 years earlier. Back when we were looking under every stone for content.

    Still, thank you and God protect you brave soul, for coming forward with this information that you're related to Chris, however tentatively.
     
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  4. Most current white trash people claiming royal heritage aren't direct descendants. They don't claim to be either. They are descended from a person who was related (sort of) to the famous person. They can can supposedly trace family line through their peepaw's aunt back to third cousin of royalty or something. The link isn't very strong.
     
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  5. This should've been displayed long ago.
     
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  6. Not so much him as his parents. Thats enough for them not to contact him because hes the son of that person they hate.
     
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  7. Thanks for sharing the info and posting pictures to prove that you are not just I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME.
     
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  8. I was talking about Bob, Chris is an open book but everything we know about Bob comes from very biased sources.
     
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  9. Bob divorced their mother and pretty much ditched them. Do you think he paid child support? Those are some pretty good reasons for not wanting anything to do with Bobs love child(or Bob for that matter)
     
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    #89 Aldora, Jan 11, 2017
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  10. I think there should be a rule about using Chris' niece's name so much.
    Yes, we know it, but the more we use it, the more likely this poor girl will have to deal with being related to Christine "Soggy Bottoms" Chandler. :eggplant:
     
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  11. Anything that doesn't involve sitting on one's ass in front of a monitor of some sort.
     
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  12. Carol never showed up to Bob's funeral and nobody knows anything about her beyond her math major and that she worked for the government at one point.

    David was Chris's eye doctor but kept his daughter's existence a secret from Bob for nine years and likely would have kept on doing so has Chris not found out by accident. Bob and Chris tried to visit him once but nobody answered the door. Last anyone heard of David was that he attended Bob's funeral.
     
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  13. I wonder if David really was away, or if he was just hiding in the kitchen.
     
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  14. Given how Bob was despised even by his stepson, who I figure is outside the possible 'no child support payments' drama, I can only guess Bob was far more an asshole to anybody related to him by blood or by law.

    I recall Chris saying something to the tune of 'I don't have to love him, but because he's my father I have to respect him' way back (I may have the quote wrong), but we don't know who Bob was as a person in his twilight years given Chris is as unreliable as narrators go and Chris was too busy whining about the rest of the world playing kick the autistic wonderchild.
     
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  15. I gather he was also a mean drunk when he was younger, back in the period before he and Barb got together. He was older, then, though, so he possibly mellowed out and/or felt guilty about his previous life and wanted to try to do right by Chris. But his aged tard cum was already the worst thing he could contribute to the process of having a kid by that point.

    This sounds the opposite of Cole's suspicions that Ran was actually his father. That or Ran was a really gargantuan asshole, and just dumped a pregnant wife. Maybe she cucked him and he found out.
     
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  16. I guess there's more then one way to melt snow. :biggrin:
     
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  17. I think what's most interesting about the Barb-Ran divorce is that Barb filled for (and was granted) it on the grounds of desertion. Google tells me that as of right now in Virginia divorce because of desertion is only granted 1 year after the desertion has occurred. Of course, that period could have been shorter in the 60s, and there may have been an attempt at reconciliation or at least some contact between the two during that year, but as is the timeline doesn't really support the "Yeatts is Cole's dad" theory.
     
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  18. And also when he came

    I need more bobgasms
     
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  19. Was he Chris' regular optometrist though, or was it a one-time favor? Because it's a bit weird that he seems to have strongly disliked Bob at the very least, but was willing to examine his exceptional half-brother at least semi-regularly. Yes money can be very persuasive, but if he hated Bob even half as much as his sister seems to I wouldn't want to have more contact with them than necessary, even professionally.
     
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  20. Good point. Here's the current statute's history:

    Code 1919, § 5103; 1926, p. 868; 1934, p. 20; 1952, c. 100; 1960, c. 108; 1962, c. 288; 1964, cc. 363, 648; 1970, c. 311; 1975, c. 644; 1982, c. 308; 1986, c. 397; 1988, c. 404; 1997, cc. 794, 898.

    The 1919 Code appears to have been three years, as mentioned in this 1920 case, Dinsmore v. Dinsmore.

    It doesn't seem likely it would have gone down and then come back up again, so it's probably right that he deserted her over a year before and it just happened that it went through after she was already pregnant.
     
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