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I don't know you tell me
I don't know you tell me
PS1gamenwatch
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What about the random people that chant "ECW!" when a fight breaks out? Yeah there have been instances where some wrestling obsessed people do that especially when said fight involves bats or other blunt objects.
A lot of the "traditional" chants are kind of annoying actually. As is when fans try to "hijack" WWE events.
Munchingonfish
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Neogaf has a surprisingly large amount of wrestle spergs. You'd think the WWE would be the last thing a site that constantly whines about toxic masculinity, white males and sexualized women would be interested in. It's not even watched by enlightened colleged educated troons. I've noticed that the wrestle spergs tend to look down on the anime autists.
What about WrestlingJesus? He's not really a big enough cow to warrant his own thread, but he does have some spergy habits. Like how he's constantly "retiring forever" from the IWC only to come back a week later at the most. Or how he's never consistent with the wrestlers he's a fan of. Or how when he's making videos about other subjects, he can never stay consistent with those either, constantly switching between Christian and atheist, Trump supporter and Trump hater, etc.
I wonder how hard all these internet wrestling fans would react to all 'the gay community' images that pop up, mocking their precious AJ Styles and other WWE 'super-stars'.
PS1gamenwatch
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tbf, we have all been waiting for someone to run over Roman for a while.
Given Domino's story about his wrestling tour in Nigeria, 'tism is rampant in Africa.
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Haha my favorite part was when the guy at the Airport said he wished he could break Domino' s hands.
Mick Foley almost got murdered during a riot when he screwed Power Uti out of the title. IIRC he was under a hood, got split open, and was pissed nobody could see the blood.
Tism is the least bad rampant thing in Africa. The tism sometimes produces something useful. Africa should be thankful for some tism. Not a lot of LOL to be had in Africa so it is good tism can provide some LOL.
Both links NSFW like straight-up genitals doing their thing
http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/res/5885161.php (http://archive.md/FuJ8a but it'll be out of date pretty quick and the spoiler tags don't work)
Yet more lewd things involving Xavier Woods come out, and so the clever individuals of the drug/rasslin board decide to give their various insights into dating, sex, infidelity, and countless other fascinating topics.
http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/res/5885161.php (http://archive.md/FuJ8a but it'll be out of date pretty quick and the spoiler tags don't work)
Yet more lewd things involving Xavier Woods come out, and so the clever individuals of the drug/rasslin board decide to give their various insights into dating, sex, infidelity, and countless other fascinating topics.
I just want to throw out there, Tumblr's IWC is a separate, entirely different bunch of autism as well. A good 95% of fans there don't know what kayfabe is, and only got into wrestling because the Shield guys are "hawt." Roman fangirls are by far the worst of the bunch. They legitimately think he puts on five star matches regularly, and if you're not constantly writing shitty fanfic about choking on Samoan Daddy's cock, you're not a true fan (also you're racist.)
pretty sure Freight Train is a shoot autist
this thread is worthless without a shoutout to legendary wrestling lolcows Green Lantern Fan and RedMachineD
the Joshi and Wrestling Dirtsheet threads are a real wretched hive of autism
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Known Dink for 20 years now. He has been feuding with Chad Tardsmack Bryant and John Lowgenuis Henry Delong since the late 90s. Look any of the three up on Google Groups. Highlights include John Henry getting a hooker and taking pics of her blowing him. To prove he didn't have a small dick. Or Chad wearing a mask and riding a big wheel to the ring as Dink Cain.
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Ok since I am fully awake and not using my tablet I can type more about some of the LOLcows of the IWC.
Chad TardSmack Bryant
1.Claims he was in a bad car wreck. Which caused him to grow 3 inches. 20 minutes after this wreck he was posting to the Usenet group Rec.Sport.Pro-Wrestling.
2.Trained for a bit to be a wrestler. Some of the highlights are his trainer telling him to practice his moonsaults by diving into a box of packing peanuts.
3.Quit his training cause his trainer told him "So ya are hurting take this soma and wash it down with a six pack of beer." Chad told people this right after pro wrestler Louie Spicolli died from doing the same thing.
4.Chad has been feuding with Alex Dink Cain since 97 or 98. While Dink keeps the feud to online shit Chad has taken it into the real world. Doing stuff like sending a memo to Cain's boss at Subway. The memo said "Hey can we have a No N*ggers Day please"
5.Chad found some tiny Utah based indy that would let him wrestle for them. So one show he put on a cheap wrestling mask and rode a big wheel to the ring. His name when he did this was Dink Cain. No one in the crowd of 20 people got the joke. But Chad posted piles of pics from the event online.
6.Chad named his two sons after wrestlers. Steve Austin Bryant and Owen Hart Bryant.
7.For years Chad claimed to be married to a woman named Analiese. People found out they were never married. And Chad hasn't paid his child support in 15 years.
8.The previously mentioned Usenet group RSPW has been dead since 2007. But Chad still posts there. Clinging onto feuds he has been in since 2000.
John LowGenius Henry Delong
1.John's claim to fame is he was the time keeper for the Hardy Boyz OMEGA fed.
2.From 2000 until 2014 John didn't work. Instead he lived in his parent's attic. Spending his days playing WOW and posting to RSPW.
3.During his time playing WOW John met a bunch of people. A couple out in California invited John to come live with them. So John packed up his van and moved from the Carolinas to California.
4.After 2 weeks the couple kicked John out.Having no money John went to stay at a homeless shelter. But since they wouldn't let him bring in his 15 year old camcorder he decided to sleep in his van on the streets.
5.Someone contacted John's sister in Michigan. She let John know he could come stay with her. So John went online begging for money. He got Chad to help him scam the Mormon church out of money.
6.John made it to his sister's. Who's husband was dying. After 2 weeks the husband's pain meds started disappearing. So the sister kicked John out.
7.Somehow John got a full ride at some Michigan college. He was given a dorm room. At the time John was in his early 40s. He got kicked out of the dorm fairly quick cause he spent most of his time hitting on the teenage girls.
8.To make ends meet John got a job working for a cab company. Right after this his mother died. John didn't have enough money to make the drive from Michigan to the Carolinas for the funeral. So the company he worked for raised some money for him. But since it wasn't enough for John to fly he flipped out. Which caused him to get fired.
9.With no job John couldn't afford to pay his power bill at his apartment. So he would post videos online begging for money so he would have power. He needed the power to keep his People's News Network going.
10.The People's News Network was John's alternative to FoxNews and CNN. It was just John ranting in front of a blue screen about whatever was in the news.
11.Somehow before he finished his degree John got kicked out of college. Having no place to live he moved out to Utah and lived with Chad.
12.Chad's new wife,he is actually married to this lady,got tired of John spending all his time filming stuff for the PNN. And since John wasn't looking for a job,the wife told Chad that John had to leave or she was divorcing Chad.
13.During this time an old troll of John's started posting to Facebook a comic strip about John. It was titled Beefaroni Wizard. The plot was John never worked. Spent all his time filming videos. And ate nothing but beefaroni.
14.Kinda been trying to keep this in chronological order. But I forgot this one. Back in the early 2000s some troll on RSPW kept posting about how John had a tiny dick. So John used some money he had been given to get a hooker. And posted pictures of her blowing him. To prove he didn't have a small dick.
15.Many people have met the Hardy Boyz and asked them about John Henry. They usual reply is "Has that old man finally moved out of his Mom's attic and got a job?"
Chad TardSmack Bryant
1.Claims he was in a bad car wreck. Which caused him to grow 3 inches. 20 minutes after this wreck he was posting to the Usenet group Rec.Sport.Pro-Wrestling.
2.Trained for a bit to be a wrestler. Some of the highlights are his trainer telling him to practice his moonsaults by diving into a box of packing peanuts.
3.Quit his training cause his trainer told him "So ya are hurting take this soma and wash it down with a six pack of beer." Chad told people this right after pro wrestler Louie Spicolli died from doing the same thing.
4.Chad has been feuding with Alex Dink Cain since 97 or 98. While Dink keeps the feud to online shit Chad has taken it into the real world. Doing stuff like sending a memo to Cain's boss at Subway. The memo said "Hey can we have a No N*ggers Day please"
5.Chad found some tiny Utah based indy that would let him wrestle for them. So one show he put on a cheap wrestling mask and rode a big wheel to the ring. His name when he did this was Dink Cain. No one in the crowd of 20 people got the joke. But Chad posted piles of pics from the event online.
6.Chad named his two sons after wrestlers. Steve Austin Bryant and Owen Hart Bryant.
7.For years Chad claimed to be married to a woman named Analiese. People found out they were never married. And Chad hasn't paid his child support in 15 years.
8.The previously mentioned Usenet group RSPW has been dead since 2007. But Chad still posts there. Clinging onto feuds he has been in since 2000.
John LowGenius Henry Delong
1.John's claim to fame is he was the time keeper for the Hardy Boyz OMEGA fed.
2.From 2000 until 2014 John didn't work. Instead he lived in his parent's attic. Spending his days playing WOW and posting to RSPW.
3.During his time playing WOW John met a bunch of people. A couple out in California invited John to come live with them. So John packed up his van and moved from the Carolinas to California.
4.After 2 weeks the couple kicked John out.Having no money John went to stay at a homeless shelter. But since they wouldn't let him bring in his 15 year old camcorder he decided to sleep in his van on the streets.
5.Someone contacted John's sister in Michigan. She let John know he could come stay with her. So John went online begging for money. He got Chad to help him scam the Mormon church out of money.
6.John made it to his sister's. Who's husband was dying. After 2 weeks the husband's pain meds started disappearing. So the sister kicked John out.
7.Somehow John got a full ride at some Michigan college. He was given a dorm room. At the time John was in his early 40s. He got kicked out of the dorm fairly quick cause he spent most of his time hitting on the teenage girls.
8.To make ends meet John got a job working for a cab company. Right after this his mother died. John didn't have enough money to make the drive from Michigan to the Carolinas for the funeral. So the company he worked for raised some money for him. But since it wasn't enough for John to fly he flipped out. Which caused him to get fired.
9.With no job John couldn't afford to pay his power bill at his apartment. So he would post videos online begging for money so he would have power. He needed the power to keep his People's News Network going.
10.The People's News Network was John's alternative to FoxNews and CNN. It was just John ranting in front of a blue screen about whatever was in the news.
11.Somehow before he finished his degree John got kicked out of college. Having no place to live he moved out to Utah and lived with Chad.
12.Chad's new wife,he is actually married to this lady,got tired of John spending all his time filming stuff for the PNN. And since John wasn't looking for a job,the wife told Chad that John had to leave or she was divorcing Chad.
13.During this time an old troll of John's started posting to Facebook a comic strip about John. It was titled Beefaroni Wizard. The plot was John never worked. Spent all his time filming videos. And ate nothing but beefaroni.
14.Kinda been trying to keep this in chronological order. But I forgot this one. Back in the early 2000s some troll on RSPW kept posting about how John had a tiny dick. So John used some money he had been given to get a hooker. And posted pictures of her blowing him. To prove he didn't have a small dick.
15.Many people have met the Hardy Boyz and asked them about John Henry. They usual reply is "Has that old man finally moved out of his Mom's attic and got a job?"
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