Interviews: Lolcow whispering -

[MasterDisaster]

Okay so in case some of you haven't noticed or cared I've made quite the reputation reaching out and interviewing persons of interests/lolcows. Some were crazy, other were deranged and some were lazy fucks, @Connor Bible but in the end I had a blast doing them. I also enjoy fanfiction readings (Where my five points for reading a forum post?!)
The reason I even wasted your precious time setting this up is I want to do more interviews; I'm having a blast and to be honest it tends to bring a fresh perspective to some of the lolcows around here. That being said I've sent out a few hooks in the last few days but I ain't getting nibbles yet. So I come to you, my fellow kiwis, to shamelessly ask for your assistance in trying to find more potential interviewees. I honestly can't keep up with every thread on the forums (There's enough on my plate) and it's worked well before; @cat brought VNT to my attention and it was a fucking blast. So if you know a person of interest that might be easy to contact or even want to send them my way through various contact I'd appreciate it because appreciation is free.

 

[Stress Sigh]

Have you tried Kengle?

 

[SpessCaptain]

One who stares into the abyss, often finds that the Abyss stares back at them.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Have you tried Kengle?

Kengle has been suggested a few times. I'm actually strongly considering him.

One who stares into the abyss, often finds that the Abyss stares back at them.

Never break eye contact. Prove your dominance. Piss on them afterwards.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Have you tried Kengle?

Kengle has been suggested a few times. I'm actually strongly considering him.

Kengle has this unspoken knowledge that he is only a lolcow because he likes the attention, he pits lolcows up against himself and usually copies what they do.. It's a complicated relationship because of his crazy attentionwhoring.

 

[Stress Sigh]

Kengle has this unspoken knowledge that he is only a lolcow because he likes the attention, he pits lolcows up against himself and usually copies what they do.. It's a complicated relationship because of his crazy attentionwhoring.

I'm sure mild schizophrenia and autism help too.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Sounds like a perfect interview. Now I'm trying to figure out how to contact him and far as I heard he's only got Facebook? Cause I fucking hate Facebook.

 

[Stress Sigh]

Sounds like a perfect interview. Now I'm trying to figure out how to contact him and far as I heard he's only got Facebook? Cause I fucking hate Facebook.

Post in his thread I'm sure he lurks here. Or if you want to kill two birds with one stone he also creeps on Gloria Tensh or however you spell her name's thread even shown up and said we had big boners.

 

[HickoryDickory]

See if you can snag Kent. He's wary of haters, but he also wants attention... That and it would be interesting to see how he reacts on the spot with another human.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Any chance you can post links to your other interviews?

 

[MasterDisaster]

Yeah sorry about that. Kinda lost your conversation message after the France shit. I'll look into compiling all my interviews up and sending you a rar. of them.

 

[HerebeDragons]

Might Shaner be worth looking up? He's dumb enough to fall for the interviewer story, and he seems like he'd be more interesting "in person" than he is on the forums.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Might Shaner be worth looking up? He's dumb enough to fall for the interviewer story, and he seems like he'd be more interesting "in person" than he is on the forums.

No, the mods here are deathly afraid of him and want no part of the obvious hilarity he would bring forth.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Might Shaner be worth looking up? He's dumb enough to fall for the interviewer story, and he seems like he'd be more interesting "in person" than he is on the forums.

I actually tried getting Shaner before. He's hard as fuck to contact now and the few insider people tell me he's just a bit busy with a hot load of legal issues.

Also @Gaol and myself have compiled all my interviews and fanfic readings together so expect some uploads later on this week.

 

[autism420]

So where can I find all of the interviews?

 

[Daisymae]

Talking to lolcows seems anti-climactic. They seem like socially awkward people, so it seems like direct contact would be boring. Are there any interesting interviews?