This already happened during the whole 'Avengers vs. X-Men' storyline.Even outside of this godawful New Warriors reboot, Marvel "events" just keep getting weaker and weaker. Oh no, kid superheroes are outlawed unless they're being supervised. Such a horrible thing.
Because they're very cheap and meritocracies aren't inclusive, bigot. And it's clear they don't care about little things like quality or profitability.I mean, Marvel and DC have been hiring directly from Tumblr and Twitter for a while now. They don't make them any money, so I have no idea why.
As 8Chan 'died', he laughed at his killer, claiming that his protege was far more powerful than even he could have been as Infinity Next. The Toad, his most loyal son, had reached true Apotheosis and became the newest form of the primordial Lord Kekh, reaching such power that he transcended the physical plane and embedded himself into the mannerisms of each and every one of the CIS Lords, warping them even further in exchange for his PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER. Twisted, malformed cultists chant His name in thousands upon thousands of bunkers across the world, and he hungers for tendies and souls. His mighty Meme Magic can make things happen purely on the belief that they will, and with millions under His dark wings, he can Meme Magic almost anything into existence with but a wave of His hand.Four Chan is somewhere between a hacker, detective, and a super-scientist. He has a stunning intuition and technical know-how, and functions as a direct rival to Screentime. He always seems to be one step ahead of the New Warriors, able to locate their secret bases and predict their next move. In a fight against Screentime, after showing his total power over him, he gives a speech "You think the internet is your ally? You merely adopted the internet. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't leave my parent's basement until I was already a man, by then there was nothing but normalfags."
In an attempt to remedy an internal conflict he climbs into device of his own construction that can "double ones power". The device is destroyed, but he evolves and becomes 8 Chan (Everyone calls him eight chan, but he insists on being called infinity chan). He becomes even more difficult for the New Warriors to deal with. He assembles remote clues to discover their plans, immediately figures out their secret identities and where they live (which he spreads on the internet), and develops even more overwhelmingly powerful technology. However at the same time he is more insane, more radical, and less filtered. He is consumed by his 8 Chan identity. He takes a very Joker-esque "Everyone can become like me if given the right push" sort of attitude.
Some Gary Stu bullshit (in the words of 8 Chan) brings Screentime up to 8 Chan's level, and so 8 Chan and his crew determines that he needs to evolve again. He builds a machine that will take him into his final form, Infinity Next. However he is pushed to hard and when he tries to ascend he instead crashes. The process leaves him scared and deformed, and even more insane. With him now vulnerable, the New Warriors take advantage of his weakened state and are able to defeat him. A snowflake shuriken in his forehead finishes him off, or so we think. In reality he shatters into innumerable different villains, all similar, all psychically linked, and yet all filled with some form of hate, distrust, or general dislike for each other. Should they unite into Infinity Next they would certainly become an unstoppable force, but until then they are more a thorn in the side of the New Worriers, occasionally dangerous (or very dangerous when allied with other groups) but not the persistent threat that he was.
Shut the fuck up, Armstrong did nothing wrong, Armstrong 2020.Also internet gas was used because they didn't want to say nanomachines because Revengence is a bad thing to introduce new people to.
Senator Armstrong is a bad guy and nobody should praise him even in joking, so you don't get your nanomachines, you get your internet gas.
I immediately turned that into a Holocaust joke.I'm not joking about the nanomachines thing, that's literally why they said internet gas.
I'm sure the brick and mortar comic stores that were already on life support and will flat out fucking die with a month of no walk-in business are going to be thrilled at Marvel's commercial acumen releasing garbage like this while the industry burns to the ground......Why do they both have vitiligo?
I unironically thought it was a parody when they first unveiled this shit.
It's shit like this that makes this actually viable as one of the greatest parodies of the decade, about the decade. (I almost thought it was real at first too)