Introducing the New 'New Warriors' - The classic team reunites to mentor a new generation of heroes!

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Marissa Moira

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Did you think it was done? Because it’s fucking not!


“Til Tok and Reddit and Instagram!”
Remember when the biggest bullshit that was marvel related was that MVC had Wolverine and then another slot dedicated to "Bone Wolverine" who was just Wolverine but with slightly different claws that were off-white rather than just white?

Man who could have guessed that they would be taking a hand cannon to their chest and firing it off with shit like COTA?
 

Dr W

Is there nothing you will die for?
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The other ones steal attention from how dumb "Screentime" is (ignoring the gas). A rebellious teen persona based on figuring out how to get around the Wi-Fi router's settings, with a power that can be replicated by a brain implant within a decade... or just using a smartphone. Although it would be worth it if he was shown being radicalized by 4chan and porn.
The more I think about it, the more I think a Boomer wrote this character.
"He can... use the Internet to... find things!" I see a fat, seventy year old scream, while dangerhaired middle aged Karens seal clap around him, braying like animals in sheer jubilation at this person's genius.
 

Furina

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WHO DREW THIS?!

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WHO GOT THIS PUT IN A MARVEL COMIC?!

HE LOOKS LIKE A CARICATURE OF MULTIPLE ETHNICITIES AT THE SAME TIME

A FRIGGIN COMBO CARICATURE

HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT?!
I'm so sorry, but I just can't not see it.
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Seriously though, what the fuck were they thinking? Who drew this? Why is Marvel sourcing their artists from Tumblr? Is this some incredibly complex game being played by hidden racists within Marvel? Some prank that won't be revealed for years?
The comment section is a goldmine though. Some truly based Zoomers running around.
 

Francis York Morgan

FBI Special Agent
True & Honest Fan
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Why is Marvel sourcing their artists from Tumblr?
Because Tumblr artists will work for nothing/"exposure" and are usually recommended by the other Tumblr artists already there. So many of these niche markets and hobbies have been poisoned by the industry hiring one idiot who helps get the rest of their idiot friends a job.
 

Francis York Morgan

FBI Special Agent
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It's pretty easy to kill the new warriors:

Just misgender them. They are going to 41% themselves.
Or just have them go against even a semi-competent villain. Since it's already been brought up, what would this group do if they went up against Nitro like the New Warriors that instigated the Civil War?

Then again, all these teen heroes Marvel has shoved out over the last ten years have that same believability problem. You don't buy that Kamala Khan has the mental or emotional fortitude to stand up against, say, Norman Osborne. These kids are never challenged or put through the ringer like Peter Parker was at their age and so nothing they do carries any weight.
 
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