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Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?


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Vanilla Essence

Lime milkshakes rock too
kiwifarms.net
Hi, signed up yesterday, I;m not giving my name but I had a look around the place and love the topics and content plus the attitude.
 

CensorshipNeverWorks

Read between the lines and see they are breaking
kiwifarms.net
Hello, see username.

Banned from Reddit, blacklisted on social media, the usual, so here I am. Been exploring and love what I see here.

I don't even talk about dark shit, anything illegal, or anything racist. The most basic topics are getting shut down or controlled across the internet. The censorship is getting worse.

I will not obey. I will not be silent.
 

turn_coat

kiwifarms.net
Oy!

I came over here from fullchan and halfchan after hearing that they were respectively cooperating with the NZ faggotry while this forums admin went on an expletive filled rant telling them to shove it up their ass. Good to meet you little buggers, where would you recommend I go check out for the same political shitposting that I came from?
 

Baby Jane Hudson

But ya are in that chair, Blanche, ya are.
kiwifarms.net
I'm a Newb. I've been lurking for quite a while. OMG!! This forum makes me LOL at work (where it's frowned open, but so is reading forums and not working!). I don't think I have laughed as much as I have since I started lurking. Not sure if I can contribute to the laughter but I certainly will enjoy being part of it.
 

Blood Bath & Beyond

Proud Cracker
kiwifarms.net
Been lurking internet drama for a long time and had heard about KF a while back when I first realized how much I disliked DarksydePhil, but didn't feel the need to sign up or really stick around. Recently I fell into a Chris Chan hole which inevitably led me back here, reigniting a bit of interest and after seeing Null's reply to the NZ police about the recent shootings I became thoroughly enamored with what the community seems to represent. The final straw that absolutely convinced me to join up was when in my lurking I came across the Kiwi Farms Youtube channel and watched the absolutely heartbreaking video on that degenerate furry scumbag "Woof" and the extreme lengths that you all went to to hunt the man down and get some justice. Because of it, I knew I had to be here. I hope that I will be welcomed and in time able to contribute in some way.
 

VaporwareFaggot

Suck it so hard vapor comes out.
kiwifarms.net
Hey everyone.

I haven't been involved with this kinda culture since 2008. Ive known OF Kiwifarms for a while but recently joined. Havent used a forum of any sort since Middle School. Shit.

Anywho. Nice to meet you all!
 

The Ghost of ODB

Actually not a TERF
Supervisor
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Hey, I'm Ghost Dirty. Been lurking for a while, at first mostly the Schofields and CWC, then I looked around a bit more and got sucked in by the lolz. The leg-and-dairy demonolayer Staphanie Crimson Claw is what got me to finally sign up.

Also I'm a recovering SJW so when I started reading here I got all butthurt and offended; now I don't even cringe when my coworkers say re+ard. So thanks KF, you've made me a much chiller person already!
 

The Fool

kiwifarms.net
Thank you Kiwi farms. I don't even know what this website is, BUT! I live in Australia and I am sick of the censorship. I saw your response to the NZ police. You are Legends. I got a vpn and now I can view anything. Well done guys!
No. What I think you guys don't yet understand is I know who the majority of you fucks are, just from monitoring IP addresses in and out if this "proxied" website .yeah, I have a higher IQ than many others my age, and to top it all off, I have a huge knowledge on computers . GL chums. You guys found it OK to bash on furries, the MAP community and me. You'll pay one way or another. karmas a bitch.
 
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AF 802

Guest
kiwifarms.net
No. What I think you guys don't yet understand is I know who the majority of you fucks are, just from monitoring IP addresses in and out if this "proxied" website .yeah, I have a higher IQ than many others my age, and to top it all off, I have a huge knowledge on computers . GL chums. You guys found it OK to bash on furries, the MAP community and me. You'll pay one way or another. karmas a bitch.
calm down grandpa
 

The Fool

kiwifarms.net
calm down grandpa
To be fair, you have to be pretty autistic to understand Kiwi Farms. The mockery is very subtle, and without a solid grasp of lolcow psychology most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Null's repressed paedophilia, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from his collection of Samuel Collingwood Smith porn, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual exceptionalism to truly appreciate the depths of these cows, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Kiwi Farms truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Dynastia's random doxxings, which itself is a cryptic reference to his self-hatred of being a gas-huffing Abbo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Joshua Moon's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Jace Connors tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
 
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