Introduction Thread -

Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?


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The Fool

kiwifarms.net
calm down grandpa
To be fair, you have to be pretty autistic to understand Kiwi Farms. The mockery is very subtle, and without a solid grasp of lolcow psychology most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Null's repressed paedophilia, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from his collection of Samuel Collingwood Smith porn, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual exceptionalism to truly appreciate the depths of these cows, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Kiwi Farms truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Dynastia's random doxxings, which itself is a cryptic reference to his self-hatred of being a gas-huffing Abbo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Joshua Moon's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Jace Connors tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
 

Cosmug

Gay Niggers from Ultra Space
kiwifarms.net
Thank you Kiwi farms. I don't even know what this website is, BUT! I live in Australia and I am sick of the censorship. I saw your response to the NZ police. You are Legends. I got a vpn and now I can view anything. Well done guys!
Make sure to use VPN, don’t post identifying info, and remember that r.etard and m.ilk are word filtered.
 

Give Her The D

cute bitch
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
To be fair, you have to be pretty autistic to understand Kiwi Farms. The mockery is very subtle, and without a solid grasp of lolcow psychology most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Null's repressed paedophilia, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from his collection of Samuel Collingwood Smith porn, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual exceptionalism to truly appreciate the depths of these cows, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Kiwi Farms truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Dynastia's random doxxings, which itself is a cryptic reference to his self-hatred of being a gas-huffing Abbo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Joshua Moon's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Jace Connors tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
hey, fuck you, that's my edit of the rick and morty copypasta. give it back
 

PewBrettonPie

kiwifarms.net
Late "Hi" but better than nothing :biggrin: I always forget to do it.

So i'm a gamer person, i do not get outside of my cave for most of time. I love plants, forbidden fruit is the best so you know what plants i like :evil:.
After New Zealand shooting i've become more internet active and trying to be overall active in life. I'm not sure what i want to become, a furry, a lolcow or combination of something weird. Actually getting your own thread on kiwifarms is like some great achievement.

I might sound like so crazy weirdo huh? Well facts are i'm complete opposite because real weirdos can't control it and i'm able to control it fully and not show any sign of it. I'm semi-expert of chemical substances & drugs & human brain so i'm able to stay on borderline of all weirdo fandoms and do not fall inside one. I dive into weird fandoms and come back unchanged, i think that should make my will to not change my true self pretty much exceptional (atleast looking by what is going on in this world with all lolcows).

I'm amused by people who are amused that i'm amused by something weird. It's complicated, but don't take seriously that i would support Brenton or any killing in real life :heart-full:
I just want to watch offended people correct their behavior and my idea is that after they got so offended they can't take it anymore they will go back to beign normal so thats why there should be no censor in internet and political left wing should be restricted while right wing should correct their behavior and allow more freedom.
 

Bragza

kiwifarms.net
Hi all. I've been lurking for a few months, and will probably continue to for a while. Made an account just so I could jump in when I've got the balls (or I'm drunk enough).

The internet I grew up with is in its death throes. I'd like to enjoy it for as long as I can.
 

Quoookie

kiwifarms.net
Hi there boys and girls. I too have been lurking for a few weeks now and decided I'd join in on the fun. I look forward to all the shitposts and laughs in the future.
So its been YOU lurking up my butthole for snacks. Well you will be in luck in the next hour as I have these delicious tards just for YOU!

Oh welcome to KF!! ENJOY.
 

Doggo

Gone.
kiwifarms.net
Hey all,

Honestly not sure if I should be here or not, considering the whole 'animal control' subforum, and the fact that I really don't get any kicks by laughing at folks who are disadvantaged in some way. But I figure that I'm enough of a nobody, and I keep to myself enough that I should be ok... maybe. That said, the reason I am here is because I've lurked around these parts for a long time, mostly following people like Chris, Shaner, and ADF, the latter I actually got blocked by on Twitter, so I'm not sure what to think of that...

All in all, I find these folks genuinely fascinating, and I really like getting into people's heads to see how they tick. I do look forward to contributing here, although my 'contributions' will mainly be in the form of discussions about psychology of the folks covered here and whatnot. Please do let me know if this would be welcome or not, and I'll be happy to oblige.

All that said, I'll probably go back to lurking now. Though I did want to show my face.

Cheers!
 
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