Introduction Thread -

Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?


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DoodleBerry

Talk to my Agent
kiwifarms.net
I've been guest lurking since Christchurch. Null's handling of the NZ police was some of the most enjoyable rebel bad-assery I'd seen in a long time. The Farms became my instant go-to for topical High Weirdness. I finally registered because of the 3 ring Yaniv circus. Following this insane saga is the highlight of my day.
 

Tetra

This is a hurt-box I can't leave
True & Honest Fan
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Don't do it man

We don't need more autistic shooters
 

ProgKing of the North

^^^^FUCKTARD^^^^
kiwifarms.net
Don't do it man

We don't need more autistic shooters
But if he absolutely HAS to do it where should we point him?

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I intend to become the next "Christian Weston Chandler" of the "Web", however...those who seek to slander me are small in number. Less than a handful. In time, I hope to be able to post myself, on the list "LULZCOWS"
Ugh never mind, a mass shooter would be preferable
 

reptiles

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I shall continue to act in a manner befitting of an "Autistic Schizo Lulzcow" until I am given my rightful title.

Ban me if you must, but it only proves I'm Right.
 
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reptiles

kiwifarms.net
I've only been caught committing misdemeanors. I intend to commit no more crimes. In time, you will learn my real life name, address, family, et cetera. All will be revealed, when the Time is right.

You will learn, my online accounts: my private chat history; everything you need shall be revealed to you in time.

However, it's too early - so I should be quiet on such things.

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I listen not, to those who doubt me. I shall claim what is rightfully mine.
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I have an Instagram account - some of my past Crimes and Sins are detailed in the captions, and I look quite "crazy" in the pictures, indeed. Would anyone like to see it?

Delete my posts, if you wish. Doing so only further proves my "LULZCOW POTENTIAL".
 
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Tetra

This is a hurt-box I can't leave
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I have an Instagram account - some of my past Crimes and Sins are detailed in the captions, and I look quite "crazy" in the pictures, indeed. Would anyone like to see it?
just post the fucking decapitated head you have in the fridge and get on with it
 
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reptiles

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just post the fucking decapitated head you have in the fridge and get on with it
I have no such thing, but I >HAVE< threatened to kill some former "friends" of mine, would >THAT< interest you?

I'm developing a game that's quite - shoddy. The production values are strange, and the narrative themes are quite unclear at this point.
 
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reptiles

kiwifarms.net
So what you're saying is that this is just some faggy attempt at viral marketing.
Let's go with that. A shameful and "LULZ COW"-esque action.




Woah!!! My plentiful posts were condensed into a single, unreadable mess by these so-called "moderators"...

https://archive.li/DQIde

Consult these archives for my posts' TRUE form....The natural reaction of a lolcow is deleting fucking everything when they get found out. The responsibility of a Kiwi is to record fucking everything before that happens.
 
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EvilVsGoodUser

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Hmm haha... seems like there's QUITE the ruckus here... but anyways... MY Introduction. I enjoy, mixing evil AND good to get something... better... more perfect...... a synthesis ... if you will.. HAHA.... You'll be surprised at the results when you ride the line...
 
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