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Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?

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Bunny Tracks

Addicted to a certain kind of sadness
What does thunk provoking mean?
It's hard to explain, but it basically means you find something thought provoking. It can also mean that you find something suspicious.

I'm good thanks
I joined for Chris Chan, I didn't realize how many other people had threads on this website
Do you have any thread recommendations?
The one on Allen John Jones III is a great place to start. Not only is it wildly entertaining, it's also the best example of what not to do when you first sign up to this site.


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True & Honest Fan
This isn’t Reddit, Facebook or Instagram. We don’t do welcome parties. The best thing you can do right now is lurk and get an idea of what this site actually is. If you’re not careful, you could get a thread of your own.
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PL 001

Real happy for ya, Pedro. Enjoy.

We do have an introduction thread for newbies though. Should have just posted there instead of shitting up the forum.
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Mostly just lurked on threads that caught my interest in the past and I was feeling particularly like potentially ruining my life today. So yeah I'm new. Just signed up five minutes ago. Hi!

A Clockwork Soybean
I have been lurking here for about a year, just signed up about ten minutes ago to take part in discussions. I hope to witness some worthwhile sperging while I'm here.

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