Introduction Thread -

Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?


  • Total voters
    1,185

Slavros Flatley

kiwifarms.net
Hi, I'm 'Lex'. I'm 38 years old. I've lurked here for years but not posted until now. I'm basically what happens when an early 00s, gore/nazi/killer-obsessed, Internet NEET finally chooses life and gets wife/kids/mortgage and becomes boring like everyone else.

I'm a big metalhead and I play guitar and drums and I like to drink beer and eat steak and pizza. I also like writing fiction.
 

Car Won't Crank

My cars won't crank
kiwifarms.net
Hi, yet another long time lurker here for the overall carefree nature of this forum, unlike other communities. Hats off to all those who have documented the insanity behind the Funimation and Vic case. Those Weeb Wars have been a hilarious ride.
 

TVStactic

kiwifarms.net
Just a lonely woman who wants to shitpost freely without being restricted for saying faggot.
you know the rule...
at least you ain't anime pfp.
Hi, yet another long time lurker here for the overall carefree nature of this forum, unlike other communities. Hats off to all those who have documented the insanity behind the Funimation and Vic case. Those Weeb Wars have been a hilarious ride.
we also have cookie bakeouts on a couple of saturdays, enjoy your stay.
 

Mitch Sorrenstein

kiwifarms.net
Been an online shitposter for years and somehow never knew about this place until recently. Lurking for the last couple of weeks, it’s like finally coming home. A loud, uncensored, chaotic home - with cookies on Saturdays.
 

Begemot

This is a land of wolves now.....
kiwifarms.net
Just a lonely woman who wants to shitpost freely without being restricted for saying faggot.
Hate speech is looked down upon here, sweetie. Please, do better.
Hi, I'm 'Lex'. I'm 38 years old. I've lurked here for years but not posted until now. I'm basically what happens when an early 00s, gore/nazi/killer-obsessed, Internet NEET finally chooses life and gets wife/kids/mortgage and becomes boring like everyone else.

I'm a big metalhead and I play guitar and drums and I like to drink beer and eat steak and pizza. I also like writing fiction.
I'll turn you vegan within 3 months.
 

Based Coffee Man

Let me explain...
kiwifarms.net
Hey. I'm a loser who spends most of their free time on my ass in front of a computer. So I guess I'm in good company, eh? In all seriousness I miss the old internet, banter, etc. and this place seems like one of the few places to do so unabated. 4chan went to shit a while ago but it's good for amateur porn I guess. Been lurking here for a while decided to make an account so I can contribute to the shitstorm
 

Precocious Halfwit

I am your man Christmas parsnet
kiwifarms.net
Hello. Been lurking for several years, and now the urge to wade in has become irresistible. Russell Greer brought me here but I stayed to immerse myself in the Beauty Parlour and Deathfats forums. My favourite cows are the batshit delusional likes of Sammie Bushart, Royal Black (whatever the fuck name she's using this week), Alice Walker Wright and the Pitiful Pipsqueak himself. I look forward to joining you all in pointing and laughing.
 

ChewAssKickBubblegum

kiwifarms.net
Hello, long-term lurker here. I was really into wierd twitter the past few years and found this site by chance through the few threads on the more exceptional individuals (Cerno, Kantbot, BAP). Now that orange wig is out of office, wierd twitter became boring twitter and 4chan has sucked ass for a while. I may not always post but I will always have a tab open on my phone for quick laughs.
 

Begemot

This is a land of wolves now.....
kiwifarms.net
Hello, long-term lurker here. I was really into wierd twitter the past few years and found this site by chance through the few threads on the more exceptional individuals (Cerno, Kantbot, BAP). Now that orange wig is out of office, wierd twitter became boring twitter and 4chan has sucked ass for a while. I may not always post but I will always have a tab open on my phone for quick laughs.
Kantbot thread is okay. As long as you're not neurotypical you should fit in here, lad.
 

Musashi

SJWs Can't PC Me.
kiwifarms.net
Hello you beautiful cunts. I was guided here by a bunch of friends who are on here too

I'm an arab but don't worry, bombing is not my area of expertise
 

Begemot

This is a land of wolves now.....
kiwifarms.net
Cool. I'm a broken down shitposter whimpering in the shadows. People here will try to mock you for your faith, pay them no mind. Maybe try not to give away any more details than what you already have.
 

Musashi

SJWs Can't PC Me.
kiwifarms.net
Cool. I'm a broken down shitposter whimpering in the shadows. People here will try to mock you for your faith, pay them no mind. Maybe try not to give away any more details than what you already have.
It's not like I care but I appreciate the heads up :semperfidelis:
 

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