Introman's Trolling Guides & Info Thread -

[introman]

Have you ever wanted a lulcow to scream about cutting your throat on a daily basis? Have you ever thought of using your gentoo den for greatness? Hi, you should know me by now but if you don't. My name is introman and I've been in this business successfully for three years. I've survived 4 boards closing and brought many lulcows to the public's attention (Mary K day Petrano, Robert Wayne Stiles, Kevin Hughes, ).
I have also contributed a lot of anonymous information to your favorites ( CWC, Chris Ross, Anthos, A-Log and numerous others). I have decided to share my info to the cwcki forums and to the general internet audience for free. You don't have to write some stupid captcha or be part of some community run by a 12 year old script skidde. This is info you can use to be a MASTER TROLL. My first guide is about how to troll Transsexual lulcows. It will be up soon. Thank you and julay tonight.​

 

[Dr. Meme]

le trole master XD

 

[Dork Of Ages]

master ruseman

But, alright, I bite: What are your super trolling guides?

 

[Night Terror]

my trousers tighten with anticipation for the first guide

 

[introman]

Trolling Transsexuals

The internet is a place full of delusional people pretending to be something that they're not. Broke people show off their air jordan's they use government assistance to get. A poser is inherently funny no matter what they're. Especially ones who do a poor job at doing so. This isn't more evident than deluded men who call themselves "womyn". Many lulz can be had from these people, if trolling is done right. They're extremely volatile and filled with narcissistic rage. So once you provoke them. It's a fight to death or until they stress sigh and press the block button. Here are three steps that I've used to extract many lulz from transsexuals:

1. Dig up the past
This is usually done at the first step. Deluded men always are willing to bury the past. You must document everything they do before you notify them/provoke them. Save the funny pics and funny tweets. Also do background searches for their real birth name. This will come in later steps but it's the most important. These individuals are so narcissitic that they will abuse the legal system to destroy remnants of their past. Don't feel bad because these people are most likely to be even worse than you are.

One of the tools that I can personally vouch for is ScrapBook a mozilla firefox addon that downloads complete HTML pages. This is great for downloading their personal website. So when they get chimpy and delete it. You can still access a copy of the website on your computer. It can also download all the audio and photos as well from a website. Great tool to use for deviant-art journals. I can personally vouch that it's a wonderful tool.

A cloud file storage source is great to hold files. Computers break and you don't want to lose precious content. This also allows you post content on a periodic basis. Get your hoard and share it with the public.

The last tool is google. It aggregates everything and allows you to get things like "deadnames". Learn the importance of quotes, syntax and other tools for search. It will save you a lot of time in getting the information.

2, Lift up the dog house
This is the trickiest step. You already dug up the past of this special individual. You now have to apply it and make sure they see it. This starts to become a cat and mouse game once the individual is aware of the truth. They will threaten to bring action. This includes lawlsuits, internet pitchfork campaigns and other nefarious action. They usually don't have the mental or physical fortitude to go along with their suppression tactics.

The suppression tactics are just for show. Transsexuals have a higher suicide rate than PTSD veterans, survivors of sexual abuse and survivors of ethnic cleansing combined. These people will harass your mama, if you call them sir by accident. Don't take it personal and keep on trucking soldier.

3. Take a Polaroid
This is the best step. Just enjoy the amount of butthurt the transsexual individual has. This also involves recording the butthurt as well. Trannies are the masters of the delete and block button. These people will never stop talking about you. Since you hurt their fragile narcissistic ego. You stood up for a noble cause. Your actions will inspire deluded men to put down the lipstick and grab the iron. Reinforcing sanity is a dirty job but vital in this society. When the trannsexual stops pretending to be something their not. You should cease the actions. As you shouldn't be mean to those who are repentant of their mental illness.



I will add more depth to these guides later but these are just the basic templates. This can also be a support thread for those involved. Just trying to help the community.

 

[KatsuKitty]

*For entertainment purposes only.

 

[StallChaser]

Relevant:

 

[Wilhelm]

any tips on how to fuck with an otherkin that thinks they are an asteroid

 

[introman]

any tips on how to fuck with an otherkin that thinks they are an asteroid

Get a really fat guy to dress in bright orange and call himself the "sun". Get the really fat guy dressed in bright orange to follow this person. Fuck with his magnetic polarity and rotation.

 

[Wilhelm]

Get a really fat guy to dress in bright orange and call himself the "sun". Get the really fat guy dressed in bright orange to follow this person. Fuck with his magnetic polarity and rotation.

she lives in the uk. on another note if you are an SJW /and/ you're nonbinary, you don't fucking deserve your new pronouns. i say this because she wants us to call her by "neb" for some retarded reason..... then again that's retarded as well. i feel like she's doing it for attention

 

[CatParty]

yall can learn something

 

[melty]

The last tool is google. It aggregates everything and allows you to get things like "deadnames". Learn the importance of quotes, syntax and other tools for search. It will save you a lot of time in getting the information.

Wow, this google tool sounds pretty neat. Can you tell us more about it?

 

[Roosechu]

Jump aboard while you still can!

 

[drtoboggan]

This looks like it'd go in the general thread but that's just the impression I'm getting.
@introman, which step is profit?

 

[DNJACK]

I challenge your credentials. Troll me here, nigga.

 

[drtoboggan]

I challenge your credentials. Troll me here, nigga.

What's your Sluthate alt?

 

[sonichuis44]

One weird trick to le ebin trole discovered by a neckbeard. Trannies hate him!

 

[DNJACK]

What's your Sluthate alt?

theo113

 

[Marvin]

Wow, this google tool sounds pretty neat. Can you tell us more about it?

It's not just typing stuff into google. Google's search has some lesser known operators that are very useful.

For example, I never search the cwcki via the shitty mediawiki text search. I always search the cwcki on google by prefixing my search with site:sonichu.com .

 

[AnOminous]

For example, I never search the cwcki via the shitty mediawiki text search. I always search the cwcki on google by prefixing my search with site:sonichu.com .

I rarely use the built-in search feature on any site because of the site operator. Mediawiki's search function is particularly shitty, but it is rare that a site indexes itself better than Google does.

The - (NOT) operator is also phenomenally useful.