Invent a new food -

[Brahma]

You know those molten centre puddings?


Yeah well I want a steak like that with gravy in the middle.


You get it and you think it's just a nice thick ribeye. Looks great but you'd love some au jus? Cut into that bitch and boom.

 

[Niggernerd]

Chicken fuggets
They're chicken fingers with a crisp nugget crunch

 

[Bad Gateway]

I would take a potato chip



AND EAT IT