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Dog Prom 3D

Mmmm, taco on the toilet!
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Apr 2, 2016
im coping because any time anyone sees my name somewhere, whether its me or not, they get the same feeling as when they do their donos. hows that my cope and hows it work exactly. litty pogersons, i know that guy! gotta throw in my .02!! nobody definitely feels strongly enough to tell me again & again all about it like i care! cope! seethe! give me my hats!!!! shit is boring yo
Shawn, you understand that we only talk about you because you fuck young mentally unstable girls and because you keep coming around. Right? You are discussed because you are so awful. You're an adult preying on the youth and vulnerability of people so fucked up that they don't seem to mind recording their descent into mental illness, depravity and drug abuse because evil fucks give them dimes to dance. You're a plague. I say this with no malice. No black hats. Just simple truth. From one adult to whatever you are, you're a disgrace and I wish you'd stop with this "can't keep my name out of your mouths/living rent free lol" schitck because if several deeply mentally ill children got permanently institutionalized tomorrow, you'd be absolutely lost for relevance. Kindly hush and go to your thread or Alice's and let us enjoy this arms-length rubberneck without second-hand embarrassment for your idiotic sense of importance shitting up the experience.

Sort of related...

Goddamn, Minette.

Is she a poorly tattooed and adventurous skank genuinely intrigued by DP or a desperate, middle-age borderline still shattered by that week she spent with Uncle Bad-touch? You be the judge.

Yeah, pander to loser-lust, Minette. Surely Captain‘s dick up your ass and a pre-op tranny in your cooter at the same time will demonstrate how cool and open minded you are. What woman in the age of the porn-sick coomer hasn‘t considered the possible thrill of being double dicked as if it's a wild way to sow one's oats and not, say, the perfect chance to tear your rectum and perineum so badly you end up with a fistula that an ER sloppily repairs and you pay the bill for the rest of your life because you don't have insurance and are further impoverished by fecal incontinence making even working the drive-thru dicey.

Minette, you silly old lady, younger and fitter women on porn sets end up retiring for good after DP scenes because they basically need adult diapers and that's a wholly different and less lucrative porn niche. Just be happy debasing yourself in minor ways, like showing sexual attraction for Captain and letting randos touch your feet while you are "sleeping." You're way too old for this.
 

shawnphase

IP2 Alice's 45-year-old stalker
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Joined
Jun 30, 2017
The pfp suits you. Looks like a scuffed Les Claypool from Jerry Was A Race Car Driver.
my old pfp is what i want, but the proprietor of this site is a weird guy who wont allow it. it used to be dan quinn, one of the first true, if not THE best cows. his livestreams were way more legendary than any of this ip2 shit. should have been a thread about dan quinn long ago but i guess that was more of a somethingawful thing.

 

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

From Arby's
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Joined
Oct 19, 2018
cry more about me, i love not reading the salty responses. tell me more about how irrelevant i am :)
You read every single post and every word written about you.
my old pfp is what i want, but the proprietor of this site is a weird guy who wont allow it. it used to be dan quinn, one of the first true, if not THE best cows. his livestreams were way more legendary than any of this ip2 shit. should have been a thread about dan quinn long ago but i guess that was more of a somethingawful thing.
Well, you're the cow now, dog!
Also, you should take all this to YOUR thread. Stop shitting up this post talking about you.
 

z0mb0

mondays, am i right?
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Joined
Oct 30, 2021
my old pfp is what i want, but the proprietor of this site is a weird guy who wont allow it. it used to be dan quinn, one of the first true, if not THE best cows. his livestreams were way more legendary than any of this ip2 shit. should have been a thread about dan quinn long ago but i guess that was more of a somethingawful thing.

Did he
1.) Participate in the grug brain uprising?
2.)Shut down new york traffic hijacking a bridge?
3.)get stabbed?
4.) almost give us a turkish clown nazi v Australian tard fag cage match that the feds had to cuck?
what'd he do better than that


(im being lazy but the list goes on,)
 

shawnphase

IP2 Alice's 45-year-old stalker
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jun 30, 2017
Did he
1.) Participate in the grug brain uprising?
2.)Shut down new york traffic hijacking a bridge?
3.)get stabbed?
4.) almost give us a turkish clown nazi v Australian tard fag cage match that the feds had to cuck?
what'd he do better than that


(im being lazy but the list goes on,)
surprisingly, yes, no, yes, yes (and i had him ready to train a kid to fight a kangaroo in an mma bout). 3 outta 4 aint bad but with maitreya you usually get double that. if chicken were smart and wanted content, he'd get broke malone outta retirement, then get dan quinn, or someone like him. genova, crazy tempo, or even ganval as a wildcard would be great choices on the rv now.

 

Empresa

True & Honest Fan
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Jul 25, 2020
what i want
I'll show you what you want...
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[Justgood - streamer on the network]
 

Dog Prom 3D

Mmmm, taco on the toilet!
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Apr 2, 2016
cry more about me, i love not reading the salty responses. tell me more about how irrelevant i am :)
Utterly predictable. You cannot subject reality to statutory rape, which is why you will never penetrate it. Shawn, there’s no hope for you, is there? This really makes you feel good and accomplished, doesn’t it? Did you ever have dreams beyond making drunken schizophrenic girls uneasy? Is there no vocational plan for the middle-aged that can help you? Or is this really the best you can hope for, crowing on a thread on KF because ten of us are tired of reading your shit?


I'll show you what you want...
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[Justgood - streamer on the network]
His dirty, crapped briefs are in the freezer as we type.
 

z0mb0

mondays, am i right?
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Oct 30, 2021
surprisingly, yes, no, yes, yes (and i had him ready to train a kid to fight a kangaroo in an mma bout). 3 outta 4 aint bad but with maitreya you usually get double that. if chicken were smart and wanted content, he'd get broke malone outta retirement, then get dan quinn, or someone like him. genova, crazy tempo, or even ganval as a wildcard would be great choices on the rv now.

yo i didn't know you were a goon, did you know a guy named kirtaner?
 

shawnphase

IP2 Alice's 45-year-old stalker
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Joined
Jun 30, 2017
ok, so linking a sa thread means i use sa or something..? what reality does this logic exist in, some of you guys just make fruity assumptions, it shows where your mentality is.

ive never used sa, never had an acct there. if you want the synopsis on dq however, thats where it is, because dq is a cow that predates this site.
 

z0mb0

mondays, am i right?
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Oct 30, 2021
ok, so linking a sa thread means i use sa or something..? what reality does this logic exist in, some of you guys just make fruity assumptions, it shows where your mentality is.

ive never used sa, never had an acct there. if you want the synopsis on dq however, thats where it is, because dq is a cow that predates this site.
Chill out dude, if you drop a thread from a site people will assume you use it. If you never used it how'd you know about the thread?