Iran Explosionwatch 2020 - Iran as far as I could, but not far enough

Who dunnit?

  • Friends from the Institute (משתתף בצערך)

    Votes: 44 42.7%
  • Florescent Melanin-Enriched Individuals

    Votes: 32 31.1%
  • They just exploded on their own, just like how Jeffery Epstein killed himself, by himself

    Votes: 30 29.1%
  • "Ackchyually, it's all of coincidence, these events arn't linked. Psychology has discovered …"

    Votes: 12 11.7%
  • Disgruntled employees out for revenge, giving the ultimate resignation letter

    Votes: 6 5.8%
  • "Freedom Fighters" working against the regime

    Votes: 15 14.6%
  • Corona-chan, borded of absolutely wrecking the lungs of H. sapiens, finds a new hobby

    Votes: 17 16.5%
  • Hey Ayatollah, whacha doin'?

    Votes: 19 18.4%
  • It's 2020, of course building are going go boom in the night for absolutely no reason

    Votes: 44 42.7%

  • Total voters
    103

muh_moobs

Lord of mspaint shitposts
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I remember there being other explosions in Iran this year. They've been pissed since Trump took the money, and they were on the verge of collapse before Obama gave them bribes.

Seems like they've fallen on hard times again and the people have had enough. Without the US pay-off welfare, the regime probably can't buy enough guns to keep everyone in line anymore.
 

muh_moobs

Lord of mspaint shitposts
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Pfft. As if polls mean anything as they were so accurate during the 2016 election and Mossad does not give any actual fuck about them. Also, da fuck are you talking about??? Biden would do dick all to actually interfere with Mossad. If anything he would bend over harder than Trump for them.

I can't say I agree. Biden was right on board with Obama and Kerry in bending over harder for Iran than for Israel. I'm sure if they could have they would have abandoned Israel entirely.
 

Catch The Rainbow

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New York Magazine theorizes how Israel is collaborating with disaffected elements in Iran. It notes how Iran is on shaking ground, given that its biggest general its foriegn operations was killed in January and it has absolutely ravaged by the coronavirus since then. It probably doesn't have the means to counteraction (IIRC, the Mossad actually downgraded the thread posed by Iran in March, given what the virus has done to the country). Meanwhile, the Israelis can see the polling in the 2020 US Presidential election and see that there's a very good chance Joe Biden will win, so they doing as much as they can while they still have a carte banche from the White House.
Iran also hacked into Israeli water systems and tried to mess with the concentration of chemicals that the Israelis add into the water, essentially trying to poison several Israeli cities. This was a huge escalation and I think that Israel is responding extremely harshly to it in order to punish the Iranians.
 

BONE_Buddy

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It should be noted that Iran has a lot of explosions:
Tracking Fires and Gas Explosions in Iran.png
 

Garm

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It should be noted that Iran has a lot of explosions:
View attachment 1461177

Has it been considered that Iran doesn't have a fire code, electric code, or standards?

It would also appear that keeping nuclear weapons out of their hands would be more for their safety rather than anyone elses. Like that kid that sniffed the glue a bit too much and was never quite right after wards.

How the fuck do these asshats threaten the stability of the middle east when they are in a perpetual Chinese fire drill?
 

Aaa0aaa0

internet death sports enthusiast
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It should be noted that Iran has a lot of explosions:
View attachment 1461177

oh my god...what if iran is on fire... because it fails that hard as a country...? like a country of homers trying to cook breakfast...

Seriously though Garm's probably right. It could be the work of a group, but at least half of those could just be improper chemical handling fuckups. More stable countries have the occasional SNAFU, it wouldn't be that out of the question.
 

Minister Burroughs

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I mean, is it just me or haven't they always been like this? They're a train wreck of a nation drawn out over several decades. The fact that things are blowing up in their faces seems like par for the course.
If they start calling themselves anything close to the 'phalanx nations' I'm looking for Ember. Pronto.
 

General Tug Boat

Waffen tier shit poster and retard wrangler
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If anything I would point the finger probably at the MOSSAD for this series of explosions. Back in June when that one chemical plant blew the fuck up in Tehran that caused a massive explosion in the middle of the night, I thought it was odd for the proximity of the explosion. Seeing this, only makes me more suspicious of some glow in the dark faggotry by our Zionist counterparts. I would have to say that the likelihood of an anti-regime insurgency group is high, given the history of the MOSSAD breaching these type of institutions it is probably a multi-lateral effort, and very highly coordinated by a foreign power. Also given the timing in the pandemic of Iran supposedly having an infection toll of 25M && IFR of 2%, this is the most opportune time to strike while the pandemic is peaking in the second going into a third wave. The saber rattling turned off most Americans from fighting their war, and since Iran is one of the last remaining for the "regime change" promised. I guess 2020 may be the year of a Libya style occupation, this will only be more concrete if the Obama style policies return under Biden.
 

Male Idiot

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It is the (((happy merchants))) whose work is made easy because arabs are dumb, lazy, careless and know no fire safety. Turkroaches look down on them.
 

The golden neckbeard

Professor of goon study's
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A hezbollah operative was killed in Syria during routine IDF strikes the other day.

As keeping with the rules of engagement....Nasrallah has said there will be a response.

The Avivim attack in 2019 took 8 days and the shebaa farms retaliation which killed 4 and wounded 40 in 2015 took 10 days.

So keep your eyes on that space. Hezbollah doesnt play around when it comes to Israel killibg there folks...they must maintain a deterrant. There may be an effort by Iran to make it more than just your typical IED or commando style retaliation.
 
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The golden neckbeard

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Ooff


Looks like some happenings may be happening

BREAKING: #Israeli officials believe that #IRGC backed #Hezbollah terrorist organization is going to strike #Israel from the borders with #Lebanon tonight. #IDF has deployed #IronDome SAM systems, Merkava tanks & combat helicopters to the north. #IAF's 109sq is on high alert



Preemptive IDF strike coming. Netayahu/Sharon and all the Likuds always believed the israeli border should be at the litani river because its an endless water source.
 
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The golden neckbeard

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Tensions in the North (#Israel):
- Intense IAF activity over Northern Israel.
- IDF have deployed multiple Iron Dome batteries.
- Additional artillery has been deployed along the Lebanese border.
- Cabinet ministers are not allowed to discuss the tensions in the North.

INTELSky
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Deputy Secretary General of Hezbollah: "There is no change in the rules of engagement. The deterrence equation exists with Israel, and we are not willing to change this. We will not announce what we’ll be doing, the coming days will answer."


Here we go. Jews about to get alot of missiles shot at them. Hezbollah has a ridiculous arsenal of guided and non guided missiles. Some estimates place it at 200,000.

Its also believed they have serouis air defense and anti naval capalities networks in hiding and waiting to be activated
 

The golden neckbeard

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Gracefully sold by Vlad. However, sandniggers don't seem to know how to use them and usually, it ends up being even a bigger embarrassment for Russia.


I dont consider hezbollah as incompetent. They are a paramilitary unit that has definately proven itself. They have sunk Israeli ships before

There is a reason Israel doesnt randomly bomb them. They are a competent force
 

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