Is 14BLC Possessed by the Devil? -

[PolterBob]

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Seeing some of Chris' clown shirts, you know that only Satan could have been responsible for their existence.

 

[Trombonista]

No, it's possessed by the ghosts of Bob, Patti, and young Christopher.

 

[The Hunter]

wut

 

[Saney]

Ok, who wants to bet that the Prince of Darkness is imprisoned somewhere under all that junk?
Actually, you know what? I found unreleased footage of people who found themselves trapped in Branchland Court. This is what happened.
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And they were never heard from again.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ok, who wants to bet that the Prince of Darkness is imprisoned somewhere under all that junk?
Actually, you know what? I found unreleased footage of people who found themselves trapped in Branchland Court. This is what happened.
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And they were never heard from again.

Fuck the prince of darkness, im half expecting the Event Horizon ship to be buried somewhere in the foundations

 

[Saney]

Ok, who wants to bet that the Prince of Darkness is imprisoned somewhere under all that junk?
Actually, you know what? I found unreleased footage of people who found themselves trapped in Branchland Court. This is what happened.
[youtube]iY-QBvy3lR8[/youtube]
And they were never heard from again.

Fuck the prince of darkness, im half expecting the Event Horizon ship to be buried somewhere in the foundations

I'm pretty sure the hell that Dr. Weir was talking about is Branchland Court.
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[calicojack]

It seems to me that Barb should have prayed over his sons shirts before bringing them to 14 Branchland Court.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Oh Pat Robertson. You so cray.

 

[snowkitten91]

Chris might get to experience something a la "A Christmas Carol" where all the spirits brought from Goodwill will try to make him see the errors of his ways through some flashbacks and scary visions but, unlike Scrooge, Chris won't learn anything.

 

[BillRiley]

Chris might get to experience something a la "A Christmas Carol" where all the spirits brought from Goodwill will try to make him see the errors of his ways through some flashbacks and scary visions but, unlike Scrooge, Chris won't learn anything.

I think it might go a little something like this...

 

[Bob's Fries]

Chris might get to experience something a la "A Christmas Carol" where all the spirits brought from Goodwill will try to make him see the errors of his ways through some flashbacks and scary visions but, unlike Scrooge, Chris won't learn anything.

I think it might go a little something like this...

...LOL. That would so happen. Dear Christ. But how would he deal with this stench?

 

[CatParty]

Chris might get to experience something a la "A Christmas Carol" where all the spirits brought from Goodwill will try to make him see the errors of his ways through some flashbacks and scary visions but, unlike Scrooge, Chris won't learn anything.

I think it might go a little something like this...

it's also the cleanest his room has ever been

 

[spaps]

It was, but Satan and his pals were so disgusted by tomgirl Chris that they evacuated.

 

[Golly]

I don't know about the house, but I've been told that the medallion actually has kind of an evil feel to it...

 

[CatParty]

I don't know about the house, but I've been told that the medallion actually has kind of an evil feel to it...

what you feel is the navy

 

[DevilDog]

I'm pretty sure that any unholy presence that attempted to inhabit 14 BC is now trapped beneath a pile of empty Hungry man cartons and soiled sheets...if anything 14 BC possess the devil in an ironic turn of events

 

[Marvin]

Chris might get to experience something a la "A Christmas Carol" where all the spirits brought from Goodwill will try to make him see the errors of his ways through some flashbacks and scary visions but, unlike Scrooge, Chris won't learn anything.

I think it might go a little something like this...

*a cwcmas carol clipped*

Kinda off topic, but I have another one of those someone made that's pretty amusing:

Spoiler

 

[Golly]

I don't know about the house, but I've been told that the medallion actually has kind of an evil feel to it...

what you feel is the navy

So I was told right, then!

 

[93Aiwass]

I don't know about the house, but I've been told that the medallion actually has kind of an evil feel to it...

what you feel is the navy

The navy and the demon seed within. :mrgreen:

 

[Scarfies]

http://www.cyberexorcism.com/2009/11/yo ... y-a-demon/

“While the Computer Age has ushered in many advances, it has also opened yet another door through which Lucifer and his minions can enter and corrupt men’s souls,” said the Reverend Jim Peasboro, author of an upcoming book, The Devil in the Machine. Demons are able to possess anything with a brain, from a chicken to a human being. And today’s thinking machines have enough space on their hard drives to accommodate Satan or his pals. “Any PC built after 1985 has the storage capacity to house an evil spirit,” the minister confirmed.

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“I learned that many members of my congregation became in touch with a dark force whenever they used their computers,” he said. “Decent, happily married family men were drawn irresistibly to pornographic websites and forced to witness unspeakable abominations...

The minister said he probed one such case, actually logging onto the parishioner’s computer himself. To his surprise, an artificial-intelligence program fired up — without him clicking it on. “The program began talking directly to me, openly mocked me,” he recalls. “It typed out, ‘Preacher, you are a weakling and your God is a damn liar.’ ” Then the device went haywire and started printing out what looked like gobbledygook.

“I later had an expert in dead languages examine the text,” the
minister said. “It turned out to be a stream of obscenities written in a 2,800-year-old Mesopotamian dialect!” Since, then, Rev. Peasboro has researched the problem further and uncovered alarming facts.

“I learned most of the youths involved in school shootings like the tragedy at Columbine were computer buffs,” he said. “I have no doubt that computer demons exerted an influence on them.” The minister estimates that one in 10 computers in America now houses some type of evil spirit. Rev. Peasboro advises that if you suspect your computer is possessed, you consult a clergyman or, if the computer is still under warranty, take it in for servicing. He says, “Technicians can replace the hard drive and
reinstall the software, getting rid of the wicked spirit permanently.”