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is Becky really happy with me...?5/11/18

Discussion in 'Amberlynn Reid' started by angelicbitch, May 11, 2018.

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Are Amber and Becky going to break up this year?

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  1. They're white trash. Not wanting to drive because you're drunk won't be a good enough excuse.
     
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  2. So what happens at 6:58 really really bothers me. She asks Becky if she's keeping secrets, then asks her, "Are you gonna tell me after?" And then nods her head at Becky as if to elicit a "yes" response from her. Does this freak anyone else out? I can't pinpoint why it bothers me so much.
     
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  3. Has anyone told her that drinking protein shakes without actually working out will just make you gain weight?
     
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  4. I wonder if she was able to fit in the seats at the church. Or if she broke a chair. Or like if it was a bench type seating her weight tipped the other entire side up. /
     
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  5. Hmm...I watched it and like maybe I can *kinda* see what you mean because we all know AL is a manipulative lying abusive addict who it wouldn't surprise me if she actually does use tactics like this in order to manipulate Becky to give the expected answers on and off camera in order to elicit a "yes" response but no.
     
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  6. She doesnt seem to realize that yeah, things like protein still have calories. In her mind, it's just this nebulous thing, a number on the side of the box that's specifically separate from calories and therefore cannot make you fat because it's not explicitly listed as being caloric.

    It's healthy simply because it's health related, and spelled out in the nutrition label on the side of the box; you dont have to monitor or watch your health and diet, it's all regulated and done for you. If a protein bar exists, it's probably healthy by the merits of protein being healthy! Even though theyre like, hell they even have added sugar even though that's a huge no-no for keto or people trying to actually see any gains from their gym workouts.Like, none of the protein bars are really good, are they? I know keto is strictly know processed carbs, but Ive talked to a few buff gym dudes and they still watch their diet and avoid more than like 10 or 20 grams of carbs a day because you arent going to see abs with anything above that.

    But Amberlynn doesnt grasp the bigger picture or how things are related. She sees "calories" listed, and then other numbers in their own column, so they dont relate to each other because it doesnt say "calories from protein" or anything like that. So she goes, wow this protein bar is ONLY 200 calories! That's like a fifth of one of my meals, that's not too shabby, for having a lot of proteins and fibers in it! Those things are healffy you know!

    Like, bitch, that's about average, for something like that. Fat is the most calorie dense but carbohydrates are about on par with protein as far as calories per gram goes--theyre both about 4 calories per gram from what Ive looked up, so if you arent actually using the protein to build muscle you might as well be eating carbs for all the good it's doing you.

    TL;DR: Yes. And she blew them off with the same snark and know-it-all snobbiness she responds with to everything that might be marginally critical of her.
     
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  7. Excuse me our gorl has never broke a furniture. But if she were to sit on a bench the person on the other side would have been shot through the roof of the church.
     
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  8. There's some hope with Becky breaking up with our gorl; most of her girlfriends seem to reach a numbered year and a half with her (I vaguely remembering hearing three or four years and a half with Krystle and with Dustin she got to a year and a half) so we have until about October before we reach the cut off point.

    I'd love to be :optimistic: and hope that Becky's doing all she can to make sure AL is as dependent as she can be on her before dumping her ass.
     
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  9. The only reason Krystal lasted so long is because it was a glorified friendship. She didn't have to endure much physical contact with our gorl. At this point I can't imagine Becky endures spelunking in AL's fupa without getting blind drunk first.
     
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  10. I often get the impression that Becky is actually fully aboard the Ham Train and has been convinced that everyone is a "hater" and "just jealous". So she is trying to do everything in her power to be happy with this life she has chosen; making sure to appear if her obese sugar momma squawks at her that the "haters" say she hasn't been on camera in a while, making Amber-approved excuses when she is asked about things that the commenters "call out"... Amber is a manipulative fat pig and I pretty much believe that Becky has been wrapped completely around her swollen finger.
     
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  11. That is not lunch - that's dinner. Lunch is a sandwich or cheese and crackers with fruit. Stop eating dinner for lunch.

    Also, Becky's drawings might not be the best - but, it's a hell of a lot better than what I could draw for people/anime. So kudos to her. At least she has a hobby that's not binge eating.
     
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  12. Didn't Amber remained in Krystle's place for some time after they'd broken up? From what I remember Krystle's mom drove her to Florida to be with Destiny. Please correct me if I'm wrong.
     
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  13. Dustin and her grandparents drove to Virginia to pick up Amber. But, yes, Amber lived with Krystle's family after they broke up.
     
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  14. yep, and they even mailed her some of the stuff she was too lazy to pack. Bitch didn't even carry her own boxes. She packed a cardboard box full of books and was told to repack it because "the person who is carrying her things said it was too heavy." Krystle's parents seemed very happy to be rid of her and wanted to make sure she actually left.
     
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  15. Necky isn't getting any asspats from me for being a fucking child ,drawing shit tier paintings while not doing anything to find a job nor addressing "haydurs" . She's got a massive ego for someone who's in their late 20s stay at home full time drawing anime figures

    Just go to devientart to see how many people are more talented than necky drawing those same anime figures all the while being a productive member of society
     
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  16. That depends on where in the world you live.

    And every meal is dinner for our morbidly obese superhero.
     
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  17. >implying Becky cares about being a productive member of society
     
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  18. It’s been a while since AL has posted.... any ideas people?
    • She’s with becky’s folks who won’t let her film
    • Her and Becky are having a problem
    • She’s gone back into a depression where she doesn’t want to film
    • She ded
    I find it funny that after that whole emotional “I’m done!” video and then the immediate “I couldn’t give you guys up” video she’s gone days without filming with no problem.
     
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  19. Or, she's lost her mind (again) and went into a massive binge, gained a bunch of weight, and is too embarrassed/hasn't found the right story/excuse just yet to tell her precious 'Am-babies'
     
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  20. She's not dead, go read the snapchat thread or general thread, she's still providing us with plenty of material that's just not videos.
     
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