Wario:Mario :: Bowser:YoshiIs bowser the wario to yoshi
So? Mario and Wario are different species too (Italian and Hebrew) but they're still rivals.Bowser is not the bad/nega/rival form of Yoshi because Bowser is a Koopa which is an entirely different species
I appreciate your point, but you lost track of the analogy because of how confusing OP made everything. You see, I grew up in a prison of analogies. They were beaten into me day in and day out for years. I am become the analogy. Really it is all OP's fault. As fucking usual.So? Mario and Wario are different species too (Italian and Hebrew) but they're still rivals.
Don't knock them, they're the only way I can get laid.All fat fetishists go straight to hell.
I think it's actually canon that Birdo is just a dude with eyelashes a bow on his head. Probably the only acceptable troon there is. Though he's also rumored to be in a relationship with Yoshi and I really don't know what to think about that...I always considered Birdo to be Yoshi's antithesis.