Is Chris himself a Jerk? -

[Duck_My_Sick]

We all know his hatred for males, but do you find his insults towards them ironic since he himself has a jerk-like behavior?

 

[Some JERK]

Chris's clueless hypocrisy is one of the things that make Chris Chris.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Of course he's a jerk. He's selfish, inconsiderate, he lies constantly, he places his own whims above the needs and desires of everyone else, and he demands everyone excuse him for being this way because he thinks he's the only person who has ever suffered.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

He is what you and I would call a jerk: a person who is all but impossible to like because of his crappy treatment of others, from random restaurant employees to his supposedly nearest and dearest.

However, when he calls a man "Jerk," he means a man with a female partner, who just by existing reduces by one the number of women available to date in the world. (By "the world," of course, he also means "Ruckersville, Charlottesville, and the vicinity." He had a very hard time understanding that policemen couldn't drive to Australia.)

So he doesn't have a "jerk-like behavior" the way he himself sees it, because he doesn't have a girlfriend and has never had one who hasn't been a troll.

But yeah, the rest of us think of a "jerk" as someone like Alec describes, who makes his own parents' lives harder (even if at least one of those parents has a serious case of the crazy) during their most difficult time -- motherfucker, if your father has "feet bloatings," maybe it's time to clear out some space in the hoard to make him more comfortable, at the very least. It might also be a bad time to take up wearing a miniskirt.

 

[rocket]

I don't think we have to worry about him taking all the pretty girls and leaving us with none

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

if your father has "feet bloatings," maybe it's time to clear out some space in the hoard to make him more comfortable, at the very least. It might also be a bad time to take up wearing a miniskirt.

Uh, it doesn't matter what was going on in Bob's world. Chris is his own free bitch, Bob should have put his bloatings aside to praise Chris's transvestism.

 

[homerbeoulve]

No, ABL. He's a suave alpha male! Get your facts straight!

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris is the victim of cruel mislabelings and misunderstandings. Anything he does is therefor justified because nobody has had a life of more slanderous mockery and hurtful sex deprivings leaving him ever so lonesome for a grand number of years! In other words, there's an excuse for everything, and he's far too simple minded to realize that his selfishness does a much better job of keeping him miserable than it does of comforting him. Since Chris likes computer metaphors, he's like a PC with a virus, and instead of coming prepackaged with Norton, he's got Minesweeper.

 

[Varis]

Chris was raised by the q-sand bitch.

 

[Zim]

He's totally a Jerk. Have you seen how much potential sweet internet china he gets? And don't forget the hooker. She enjoyed him quite a bit I heard.

Man, Chris, save some womens for the rest of us lonely guys!

 

[pickleniggo]

Are we talking about Chris' definition? Then no, Chris is not a JERK. To be one, you have to have attributes that are admirable and you have to be respected by the general public. Also, JERKS don't pay for China.

 

[Duck_My_Sick]

Not a JERK by Chris's definition, just a jerk.

 

[Hyperion]

- Chris has wished death to all males besides himself so that he can have all the pretty girls for himself

- By killing me to deprive me of all the pretty girls Chris is unfairly denying me china

Chris is a JERK

 

[CatParty]

yes he is a jerk

Spoiler

and he's gay

 

[drmccoy]

This is why he's a jerk. Right here. Some nice person tries their best to comfort his sorry ass and look what he says. This is why most of his friends in the last few years have been trolls. Because he's such a jerk that few can stand to be around him. As ABL and Marv have said over and over, he will take and take but never, ever give. I am surprised he has more than Kim or Anna on his friends list because of exchanges like this.

 

[CatParty]

This is why he's a jerk. Right here. Some nice person tries their best to comfort his sorry ass and look what he says. This is why most of his friends in the last few years have been trolls. Because he's such a jerk that few can stand to be around him. As ABL and Marv have said over and over, he will take and take but never, ever give. I am surprised he has more than Kim or Anna on his friends list because of exchanges like this.

don't forget

"oh hey chris i was just reminiscing just how nice a guy you are and telling my friend how you are a great guy"

"fuck megan"

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Are we talking about Chris' definition? Then no, Chris is not a JERK. To be one, you have to have attributes that are admirable and you have to be respected by the general public not be Chris.

Fix'd.

This is why he's a jerk. Right here. Some nice person tries their best to comfort his sorry ass and look what he says. This is why most of his friends in the last few years have been trolls. Because he's such a jerk that few can stand to be around him. As ABL and Marv have said over and over, he will take and take but never, ever give. I am surprised he has more than Kim or Anna on his friends list because of exchanges like this.

I like where he asks Dana where he can find girls in C-ville, because Dana's answer is just so bluntly honest in a way Chris doesn't see often: She doesn't live in fucking Charlottesville, how is she supposed to know anything? He thinks everyone's life revolves around his own, even when they're denying it by being all snooty and self-absorbed.

 

[CatParty]

Are we talking about Chris' definition? Then no, Chris is not a JERK. To be one, you have to have attributes that are admirable and you have to be respected by the general public not be Chris.

Fix'd.

This is why he's a jerk. Right here. Some nice person tries their best to comfort his sorry ass and look what he says. This is why most of his friends in the last few years have been trolls. Because he's such a jerk that few can stand to be around him. As ABL and Marv have said over and over, he will take and take but never, ever give. I am surprised he has more than Kim or Anna on his friends list because of exchanges like this.

I like where he asks Dana where he can find girls in C-ville, because Dana's answer is just so bluntly honest in a way Chris doesn't see often: She doesn't live in fucking Charlottesville, how is she supposed to know anything? He thinks everyone's life revolves around his own, even when they're denying it by being all snooty and self-absorbed.

"hey i am a little busy because i am a single mom, but i like the idea of meeting"

"fuck you"

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Facebook_messa ... isty_Backe

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

This is why he's a jerk. Right here. Some nice person tries their best to comfort his sorry ass and look what he says. This is why most of his friends in the last few years have been trolls. Because he's such a jerk that few can stand to be around him. As ABL and Marv have said over and over, he will take and take but never, ever give. I am surprised he has more than Kim or Anna on his friends list because of exchanges like this.

Jeez. I'm beginning to realize that Chris won't be satisfied until a bevy of barefoot virgin gal-pals bring him a blonde boyfriend-free girl lassoed and gagged directly to his doorstep.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

A jerk? Nah, he doesn't steal all the pretty ladies.

He can be a massive cunt though.