Is Chris' "Love" Quest really over? -

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Yawning Bulbasaur

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We haven't heard anything from him regarding his Love Quest ever since he lost his virginity to the hooker last year, which was mainly a last resort out of fear of going to prison while still a Virgin with Rage, and the last time he got in trouble over the attraction sign (or even used it) was just a few months before when he got permabanned from Fashion Square Mall.

Even though he still occasionally mentions his "future Sweetheart" in his Facebook posts, was/is the Love Quest really about finding himself a companion or purely about getting laid (with a legit girlfriend who would actually consent to having sex with him without any monetary incentive)?
 
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One could say it's on some kind of hiatus due to troll paranoia, and Barb keeping him on a short leash.

Marvin and ABL might be able to help us out more on this though.
 

Marvin

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Chris was looking for a Barb replacement. Sex was part of it, but not the biggest part. Like, he continued with the love quest after the hooker. And that wasn't surprising.

bungholio said:
One could say it's on some kind of hiatus due to troll paranoia, and Barb keeping him on a short leash.
Y'know, I never really thought of the love quest as being actual actions by Chris. I would just assume he's still concerned about finding a heartsweet until he says otherwise.

And yeah, the trolls and Barb are hindering things he would've tried to do in the past, but he's still managing to do a few things, like new dating profiles and whatnot. Not big things, but he's still got the love quest on his mind.
 

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Marvin said:
Y'know, I never really thought of the love quest as being actual actions by Chris.
That's a good way to describe it. He'll talk til he's blue in the face about acquiring a heartsweet, but the fact is that sitting with an attraction sign in the school library six years ago wasn't much more effort than his online dating profile now. His methodology - waiting for the world to hand him what he wants, while occasionally complaining - has never really changed.

You know how when you get a piece of string to play with the cat, the cat usually just rolls onto his back and waits for you to come dangle the string over his face? That's what Chris's love quest is. He rolls onto his back and waits for a sweetheart to dangle the red string of fate over him so he can lazily swat at it.
 

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Why should Chris work for anything he wants? His whole life he's gotten everything he wants just for being autistic. Why can't he have a girlfriend, after all, he's autistic and can't be expected to find one and charm her himself.

Also, he probably believes in love at first sight and hopes that someone will see his OKCupid profile and instantly fall for him (because that's how it works on TV), become his mommy surrogate sex toy and never expect anything more from him.
 

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Chris only wants a girlfriend because he wants someone to take care of him after Barb dies. He doesn't love anyone, except himself.
 

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He is now too depressed to half ass the minimal effort he was putting into the quest before.
 

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BigAltheGreat921 said:
Chris only wants a girlfriend because he wants someone to take care of him after Barb dies.
Correction: Chris only wants a girlfriend because he wants someone to take care of him after Barb dies, minus the group home setting and any tard wrangler who isn't an attractive 18-23 year old boyfriend-free white girl (the majority of them are either creepy old ladies or bitchy niggo women anyway), and plus the free sex.
 

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I think one of the most frightening things I could imagine would be Chris being a parent.

I think ABL hit the nail on the head in the most terrifying of ways with his depiction of Asperia...

Almost doesn't bear thinking about.
 

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UltraSonichu said:
I think one of the most frightening things I could imagine would be Chris being a parent.

I think ABL hit the nail on the head in the most terrifying of ways with his depiction of Asperia...

Almost doesn't bear thinking about.
Let's face it, if Chris did have a kid, he'd ignore it. He'd get annoyed if it cried, but he probably wouldn't do much. That's for his wife to do, along with everything else.
 

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Right now I would say the love quest is in hibernation, and will be reactivated if Chris ever decides to venture back into the internet
 

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The Love Quest is far from over. The problem is, Chris really isn't doing much now compared to before. It's become more like the Love Wait.
 

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Saney said:
UltraSonichu said:
I think one of the most frightening things I could imagine would be Chris being a parent.

I think ABL hit the nail on the head in the most terrifying of ways with his depiction of Asperia...

Almost doesn't bear thinking about.
Let's face it, if Chris did have a kid, he'd ignore it. He'd get annoyed if it cried, but he probably wouldn't do much. That's for his wife to do, along with everything else.


Instead of "Crystal" the child would think it's name was (stress sigh)
 

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Being with the prostitute probably made it so it's no longer the burning need it once was. I personally had experience with a long sex drought myself, and until I got lucky I was a mess inside. It's like that INXS song "Need You Tonight" where the lyrics go "I'm lonely, can't think at all, wanna live my life". Chris can finally focus on what's important to him now that he doesn't have to stare failure in the face all day long. Which is...vidya, I guess.
 

He Sets Me On Fire

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That's something I've actually wondered (and may have asked before, come to think) -

What exactly does Chris want from a mommy replacement? Other than sex, what could she provide him with?
 

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He Sets Me On Fire said:
That's something I've actually wondered (and may have asked before, come to think) -

What exactly does Chris want from a mommy replacement? Other than sex, what could she provide him with?
She can cook, clean, change him, and buy him things, all while Chris plays vidya.
 

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He Sets Me On Fire said:
That's something I've actually wondered (and may have asked before, come to think) -

What exactly does Chris want from a mommy replacement? Other than sex, what could she provide him with?
Money
 

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Marvin said:
He Sets Me On Fire said:
That's something I've actually wondered (and may have asked before, come to think) -

What exactly does Chris want from a mommy replacement? Other than sex, what could she provide him with?
Money


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