Is Chris' "Love" Quest really over? -

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Alec Benson Leary

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I think it's mostly about money right now. Chris is feeling the weight of impending destitution, if not directly then from Barb bitching about bills. Chris wants enough money so that he's free to just have whatever he wants whenever he wants it.
 

Trombonista

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Chris recently updated his OKCupid profile, so I don't think the Love Quest is over. I'm not sure if it will ever be over.
 

Tomboy

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I don't know why he bothers with online dating sites if he's so paranoid of people online (even irl) being trolls.
To be fair though, if he had the guts to approach a woman, she would mostly likely run away. As fast as she can.
 

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He Sets Me On Fire

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Ah, money. Of course. Can't spell Christian Weston Chandler without l-e-e-c-h.

Otherwise it'd be Cristian Wstn Candr. Wouldn't make any sense at all. What I want to know is this:

How does Chris reconcile being ignored? We've seen in his emails to Jackie and his facebook posts that he realizes women see him and choose not to acknowledge him, but I wonder how he rationalizes this? He's tried virtually every trick in the book, eventually resorting to outright begging and pouting. Does he recognize nothing he does will work?
 

CatParty

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He Sets Me On Fire said:
Ah, money. Of course. Can't spell Christian Weston Chandler without l-e-e-c-h.

Otherwise it'd be Cristian Wstn Candr. Wouldn't make any sense at all. What I want to know is this:

How does Chris reconcile being ignored? We've seen in his emails to Jackie and his facebook posts that he realizes women see him and choose not to acknowledge him, but I wonder how he rationalizes this? He's tried virtually every trick in the book, eventually resorting to outright begging and pouting. Does he recognize nothing he does will work?

i wouldn't acknowledge this either:

 

big baby jesus

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I wonder too..can't really blame this on trolls huh? (then again,he's Chris...)

Will he ever realize he's not good looking? (not trying to a-log there)
 

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bungholio said:
I wonder too..can't really blame this on trolls huh? (then again,he's Chris...)

Will he ever realize he's not good looking? (not trying to a-log there)


it isn't a-logging if it is the truth. he isn't attractive physically or socially. his self worth is so low that it almost seems as if he hates himself. he seems to have given up any idea that would make him attractive to a mate. they say "don't judge a book by it's cover" but when that cover is so non appealing, why would you even bother?
 

big baby jesus

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It seems to me,that his mother would tell him how handsome he was...so in his mind no matter what happens (weight gain,pimples,losing hair,whatever) he will always be "handsome".
 

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bungholio said:
I wonder too..can't really blame this on trolls huh? (then again,he's Chris...)

Will he ever realize he's not good looking? (not trying to a-log there)
I believe that he will fight that realization tooth and nail. Generally speaking, the only flaws about himself that Chris seems to accept are those that he feels entitled to, that is, he knows he has crippling problems, but he's Chris - he shouldn't have to fix them. The rest of society needs to tend to his problems. If he can't get into the Game Place because of his bad behavior, its up to his trolls to make Michael Snyder miserable. If he can't take care of himself for the rest of his life, its up to a pretty girl to come talk to him and become his heartsweet. If his fans get sick of him and turn to Asperchu, Alec Benson Leary needs to direct those fans back to him. If people can ideally do anything to fix his problems, they are morally obligated to do so. Thus, its okay if Chris acknowledges those problems, because his problems are not his problem - it's society's.

But then there are the problems that are outside anyone's control. Chris is fat. He's not going to lose that weight. As such, he insists he isn't fat. Chris seems to genuinely suffer from autism, which he tries to exploit to his advantage - but then he claims to have gotten over it when he wants to seem more mature or accomplished. These are aspects of his person which cannot change, but can still, to a certain degree, be seen as matters of opinion.

Indeed, "good-looking" is all about opinion. If you say Chris is ugly, he'll call you a troll and say that your opinion is irelephant. What he will not acknowledge is that, clearly, the young ladies of Ruckersville and Charlottesville all seem to share that opinion. However difficult it may be for him to believe in his fantasies these days (which is purely conjecture on my part), the even of "even my mother says so" is here to stay.
 

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He really could be much more tolerable to look at if he cared even in the slightest. I've seen much uglier dudes than him interacting with people. If he didn't willfully portray himself as a disgusting aging tranny, people wouldn't be so immediately turned off to interacting with him, and his repellant personality could sort that out after the fact.
 

Kosher Dill

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He Sets Me On Fire said:
Indeed, "good-looking" is all about opinion. If you say Chris is ugly, he'll call you a troll and say that your opinion is irelephant. What he will not acknowledge is that, clearly, the young ladies of Ruckersville and Charlottesville all seem to share that opinion. However difficult it may be for him to believe in his fantasies these days (which is purely conjecture on my part), the even of "even my mother says so" is here to stay.
No, I think he knows on some level that he's not attractive. Remember those facebook whines where he was like "AM I UGLY???" Even if he's not prepared to publicly face up to the fact, he clearly is aware that something's not right.
 

BillRiley

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He Sets Me On Fire said:
Ah, money. Of course. Can't spell Christian Weston Chandler without l-e-e-c-h.

Otherwise it'd be Cristian Wstn Candr. Wouldn't make any sense at all. What I want to know is this:

How does Chris reconcile being ignored? We've seen in his emails to Jackie and his facebook posts that he realizes women see him and choose not to acknowledge him, but I wonder how he rationalizes this? He's tried virtually every trick in the book, eventually resorting to outright begging and pouting. Does he recognize nothing he does will work?
I think he used to say that women are too busy shopping to pay him the attention he rightly deserves as the Great Director Chandler, Mayor of Cwcville and Original Creator (DO NOT STEAL!) of Sonichu, Rosechu and the City of Cwcville (TM) (PATENT PEND.) Later, though, Chris'tard wrote facebook posts about how people around his area are snobbish and mean or something to that effect.
 
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