Is Chris smarter than an autistic monkey? -

[trippykoala]

Since apparently researchers have been able to generate monkeys with autism, we can now ask ourselves: Is Chris smarter than one of these autistic monkeys? Could one of these monkeys accomplish something Chris cannot?

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

According to the linked article, one of the monkeys could talk and his first words were "Christian Weston Chandler." The researched said "Well, that's something new you didn't know about 'be-4' about this 'Singe'."

The researches were French -- so they deleted what the monkey said immediately.

 

[Tismo]

Some of them can probably control their bowels but that's as far as I'd go.

 

[Crisseh]

Sir, I think you have insulted monkeys. You should apologize and watch Bedtime for Bonzo as atonement for slander..

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

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