Is Christian the laziest person alive? -
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No, he's just apathetic beyond belief. The rare times he actually cares - usually when his vidya supply is threatened - he's not lazy at all. He takes quick action and perseveres till the flow of DLC is restored. He was also pretty quick about finding a hooker once he finally decided it was necessary.
I dunno, does Christopher Paul Witney have any kind of job?
Define 'alive' cuz I don't think he counts.
In a spiritual sense, he's halfway to hell living with Barb in the hoard.
In a biological sense, his brain has never turned on and his heart pumps liquidized hungry man dinners with a hint on navy.
In a physical state of being sense, he's a vidya zombie.
In a social sense, he's dead to the entire world asides from us and Piggykins
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He's so far from being alive not even the dragon balls could bring him back.
In a spiritual sense, he's halfway to hell living with Barb in the hoard.
In a biological sense, his brain has never turned on and his heart pumps liquidized hungry man dinners with a hint on navy.
In a physical state of being sense, he's a vidya zombie.
In a social sense, he's dead to the entire world asides from us and Piggykins
.He's so far from being alive not even the dragon balls could bring him back.
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I'm sure there are people out there, living off 
who do nothing but watch TV and eat. Chris plays games, which requires his attention at least, maybe even standing up occasionally to play Gitar Hero. He does go out now and then to McDs and Walmart, and as far as we know he doesn't even use the fatty scooter provided at the later yet. He hasn't done it for a while, but at one time he used to even draw and make videos.
Chris is indeed very lazy, but not the laziest. It's just that lazier people don't do enough for you to notice them until they have to cut the wall out of their house to remove them.
who do nothing but watch TV and eat. Chris plays games, which requires his attention at least, maybe even standing up occasionally to play Gitar Hero. He does go out now and then to McDs and Walmart, and as far as we know he doesn't even use the fatty scooter provided at the later yet. He hasn't done it for a while, but at one time he used to even draw and make videos. Chris is indeed very lazy, but not the laziest. It's just that lazier people don't do enough for you to notice them until they have to cut the wall out of their house to remove them.
The only job he has ever had interest in is being a "Heavyweight" at a grocery store. That kind of work is extremely lazy. I wasted 4 years of my life working like that.
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