Is Christian the laziest person to live? -

[The Dude]

Christian is lazy. Laughably lazy. Sinfully lazy. But is he the laziest person to ever live? I think he's as close as we'll ever get to seeing "Sloth" from the movie "Se7en".

 

[Overcast]

Hmm, I don't know. If he really was the laziest person to live, he wouldn't have went out and propped up those attraction signs or make all those youtube videos. Those both require at least minimal effort.

Beyond that yeah, he's pretty damn lazy.

EDIT: I'll admit, he hasn't really done either of those though in a long time, so maybe you're right.

 

[The Dude]

Hmm, I don't know. If he really was the laziest person to live, he wouldn't have went out and propped up those attraction signs or make all those youtube videos. Those both require at least minimal effort.

Beyond that yeah, he's pretty damn lazy.

EDIT: I'll admit, he hasn't really done either of those though in a long time, so maybe you're right.

You know, I'm starting to think Chris is lying about Barb forcing him to stay home. I think he's just gotten lazier and is making excuses to stay home and play vidya.

 

[Captain Cid]

I read something recently about a 1300+ pound man having to be airlifted out of his home in Iran for medical treatment. I may have some of the details incorrect. Regardless, I'm sure this man is much more lazy than Chris has ever been. At the very least, Chris walks from his car into Walmart and back again, or wherever it is he's hanging out now that will ban him soon. Hell, that might be over 100 calories.

 

[Holdek]

I think he's as close as we'll ever get to seeing "Sloth" from the movie "Se7en".

I will say this. The video of him eating that pizza reminds me of the "gluttony" dude from Se7en.

 

[QI 541]

He's not lazy so much as he's stupid. He hates work, but he tries to put in just enough effort to do what needs to be done. Unfortunately, he's incredibly stupid, so he has no idea what needs to be done.

 

[LM 697]

No.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

OP?