Is Darksphydill the luckiest bastard ever? - Seriously, bougie bastard is spoiled rotten, when you look at it.

[rizlajizzla]

He lives in a big old safe. new, warm home in a state with a reasonable standard of living, hasn't missed a meal in his life and sits his fat arse down all day on a sofa playing games. His parents don't seem to be the type to beat his ass every day, he has his soul maid to shovel sliders down his maw and he doesn't have ANY responsibilities to anyone or anything. He's healthy e-goddamn-nough to talk shit all day and rock back and forth.

In this world of poverty, desperation and hunger, that fat blob of greed has it motherfucking made.

What would Phil do if he suddenly had ACTUAL money problems? The kind where you live on peanut butter and white bread for 6 weeks with all the lightbulbs burnt out and have to walk your ass to work because you can't afford petrol or bus fare?

 

[Clop]

Yes, yes he is. Please go enjoy your life now.

 

[Chichan]

He'd go catatonic or completely go berserk either way grab some popcorn.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

He's fat, though.

 

[Pargon]

Honestly, I think Phil would be just fine for quite a while. He'd beg and scrape and whine and plead but gradually, very gradually, he would diminish his lifestyle as much as possible to avoid getting an actual job, and that would be the breaking point. I do believe that Phil would live in a refridgerator box and chew styrofoam to stay alive before he'd go back to work.

When he gets to that point I do hope he's still streaming.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Who the fuck is Darksphydill?

 

[Near]

What's wrong bro

Just become semi-famous once, bro. You'll never have to work again. Just say you're gonna lose your house every other day

 

[rizlajizzla]

Who the fuck is Darksphydill?

Tevin says that. It's just a funny slip of the tongue or gibberish thing. Darksfadil.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I thinks it's more fitting to call him a cockroach. Despite every attempt to kill him (especially when he does it himself because shooting himself in the foot is a specialty of his), he survives. Its baffling that he has managed to survive extinction this long.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

He seems to be pretty miserable at his lot in life if you ask me. He clearly dislikes streaming and has probably lost interest in gaming in general at this point. It's very clear in the way he answers questions on his 'chill' streams; ask about something he is interested in, like food or wrestling, and you'll get a detailed response. Ask about video games? He doesn't know, doesn't have an opinion, or doesn't care. Is it still luck if you're unhappy? Maybe Phil wished on a monkey paw after he lost his job at the helicopter company.

 

[Pargon]

Is it still luck if you're unhappy?

So much of it depends on Phil's psychology I think. There really are people who have very little ambition or dreams beyond a comfortable life and being able to buy whatever they want when they want it. If Phil is one of those people (and I believe he is) then I'm not sure he's really all that unhappy. The one thing he works hard at is reinforcing the padded room he's fashioned for himself so he has to deal with as little discomfort, physical or otherwise, as possible. Playing games is just the path of least resistance for getting people to give him money. If there was an easier way, he'd switch to it tomorrow.

There may be some small part of him, regressed to some long-darkened and neglected corner of his psyche, that yearns for something more, but like so many others it would not surprise me if he drinks the hardest on days he needs to drown that tiny voice. Then life isn't so bad. He can go back to his couch, back to wrestling, back to fluffing his dick for twenty minutes just for a seven-second orgasm. In a little while he'll take a dump. Then maybe a shower.

Maybe not.

 

[sperginity]

He lives in a big old safe. new, warm home in a state with a reasonable standard of living, hasn't missed a meal in his life and sits his fat arse down all day on a sofa playing games. His parents don't seem to be the type to beat his ass every day, he has his soul maid to shovel sliders down his maw and he doesn't have ANY responsibilities to anyone or anything. He's healthy e-goddamn-nough to talk shit all day and rock back and forth.

In this world of poverty, desperation and hunger, that fat blob of greed has it motherfucking made.

What would Phil do if he suddenly had ACTUAL money problems? The kind where you live on peanut butter and white bread for 6 weeks with all the lightbulbs burnt out and have to walk your ass to work because you can't afford petrol or bus fare?

living with zero ambitions (and therefore zero personal growth) sounds worth than death to me tbh. you're alive but not really living.

 

[Eugene Drizzledick]

Phil isn't happy. Everything he does is based on him wanting to be Chad. He needs to be the coolest guy in the room. But, he's going to put zero effort into doing it. He's like many incels, except he got extremely lucky brute forcing Youtube's algorithm.

 

[BallBuster]

If living the sad life he lives is considered “lucky”, just kill me now.

 

[garakfan69]

He deserves more for all the (unintentional) entertainment he brought to millions tbh.

 

[rizlajizzla]

All his misery comes out of his own mind. He has everything a man needs but sees his life as a great struggle full of tragedy and misfortune and himself as a plucky hero. The only actual problem he has is being totally non-self-aware. All the grief in his life is a function of his own shitty attitude.

Obviously, we all suffer, and we all are real, complex people, and I exaggerate, but be has blessings to count and never, ever seems to really realise his good fortune. His sense of entitlement is staggering.

 

[war has changed]

How many times is this thread going to be made (just worded differently)? lol

 

[rizlajizzla]

How many times is this thread going to be made (just worded differently)? lol

Oh, five or six more probably. Along with 'What would Phil do if he had to get a real job' or 'What would Phil do if he got banned permanently from Twitch?' You are warmly invited to post your own blindingly original questions. I look forward to the conversation.

 

[Prince Lotor]

What would Phil do if he suddenly had ACTUAL money problems?

It's called a credit card, duh

Regarding your thoughts on the state of his life I will leave you with this quote from Robert Anton Wilson in his book 'The Illuminati Papers':
"If the world seems to be getting bigger and funnier all the time, your intelligence is steadily increasing.
If the world seems to be getting smaller and nastier all the time, your stupidity is steadily increasing."

Phil built his own 8×8 cell that he sits in all day acting like a cunt and never leaves, then he pulled the walls in on top of himself and is now screaming 'Help, I'm trapped' to anyone who listens, all the while never realizing the walls only exist in his mind.

 

[rizlajizzla]

It's called a credit card, duh

Regarding your thoughts on the state of his life I will leave you with this quote from Robert Anton Wilson in his book 'The Illuminati Papers':
"If the world seems to be getting bigger and funnier all the time, your intelligence is steadily increasing.
If the world seems to be getting smaller and nastier all the time, your stupidity is steadily increasing."

Phil built his own 8×8 cell that he sits in all day acting like a cunt and never leaves, then he pulled the walls in on top of himself and is now screaming 'Help, I'm trapped' to anyone who listens, all the while never realizing the walls only exist in his mind.

Well said, and thanks for reminding me of RAWilson! Omg, a damned fine writer there.