Disaster Is It Possible to Mix Cement Into a Vegan Milkshake? We Did It. -

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It's less caustic than conventional cement because it's designed to cure quicker, but it still contains calcium oxide, which means it's still quite capable of causing chemical burns. It's unlikely to cause major damage this way unless it hits a target's more sensative tissues (eyes, nose, mouth).

The thing is, quick-dry cement is only one of a few caustic chemicals rumored to be used by these clowns, with battery acid in particular being one ANTIFA's talked about at length.
Informative, though the idea of spattering someone with battery acid as a weapon is pretty old, since people like to use the term "battery acid" to refer to any substance that feels like it burns. I wouldn't put too much thought into the edgelords talking about that. The ones talking about using etching chemicals, on the other hand, presumably know a little more about how to acquire that substance.
 
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Maybe its because salty old fuck with a weapon gets rekt isn't very compelling news. The myth that it was an innocent old grandpa that dindunuffin was debunked immediately after the story came out.
The old guy admitted that he brought a weapon specifically for self-defense, and the video shows him being surrounded. Pretty sure that assault includes "the reasonable fear of being physically attacked", which would be grounds to be ready to defend oneself.
 

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They can go undetected extremely easily in journalists, considering they don't actually have much of a brain to begin with.
Toxoplasmosa gondii also affects the brain.
It is found mostly in cat shit.
So it's no surprise when it's revealed that most of these journalists moonlight as crazy cat ladies.
 

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I keep saying this, and I mean it: they want to be attacked.
For a second I thought you were talking about Ngo-types.

So you mean the left is going to do Crystal Nights again.
So quickly people forget that the Nazis started out as Democratic Socialists.
"NaZiS wErE LeFtIsTs" oh yes, the calling card of the boomer. I am glad you are here, we needed some age diversity on this forum. Too many youngshits like myself.

Lies. The Portland police department itself said that there were cement milkshakes. Unless you have proof that they're wrong, you are now blatantly concocting falsehoods in order to defend Antifa.
All they did was tweet out that they got an anon tip this may have been the case. They have since said they had no proof indicating that tip was truthful.
 

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Can I see that tweet then?
It wasn't in a tweet, spokespeople were interviewed
However, Portland city officials admitted in a July 1, 2019, phone call with reporters that the evidence for the statement made in the tweet was based solely on an observation of a police lieutenant in the field that day who, according to the Portland Mercury, “‘saw a powdery substance that appeared to cause some irritation [when in contact with skin].’ The lieutenant also said the milkshake smelled similar to wet concrete, a smell they were familiar with from ‘having worked with concrete before.'”
(source: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/milkshakes-thrown-in-portland/)

They are still investigating it to find out if it happened or not, so theres no solid proof yet.

Also it doesn't help that people spreading the "chemical burns" photos yoinked them off Google Image search

Fabricating evidence in order to prove something happened to someone isn't a good way to go about things.

Ngo is a grifter and he just wants pitybux.
 

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Which is why he didn't use the thousands of easier methods to get it which you, of all websites, should know about?
This is a very effective ploy. Just check any rat kings or Munchie thread in the Beauty Parlour. They pull similar shit all the time. I mean just look at this, how is this not typical pitybux diving?
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What a dramatic little baby, he's so transparent.
 

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Which is why he didn't use the thousands of easier methods to get it which you, of all websites, should know about?
Would all those easier ways have gotten him donations in excess of 190000 dollars?

Don't get me wrong, nobody should've hit Ngo. As insufferable as he is, and as much as he provoked it (he kept coming back to shove his camera into people's faces after being told to fuck off), assault for that kind of stuff is always out of line and I hope that whoever hit him got arrested. It wasn't an appropriate response in any way shape or form, and it was in no way justifiable.

That having been said, there is no evidence for the concrete milkshakes at all, and if Andy Ngo got the type of brain hemmorhage he said he received (subarachnoid hemorrhage), he'd be in the hospital still. Instead he was doing interviews before his facial injuries had even healed. That's not the kind of injury you walk off.
 

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I don't see why it wouldn't work with most any liquid. Cement is basically just finely ground limestone mixed with water as a binding agemt, seems like a milkshake (preferably melted) would be able to replace water in a pinch.
Just take it one step further up the chain of escalation with these Antifa LARPers.

Just blast them with mortar shells filled with quicklime. Can't lead The Resistance against Fascism if you're blinded by quicklime. 21st century solutions with 18th century thinking.
 

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"NaZiS wErE LeFtIsTs" oh yes, the calling card of the boomer. I am glad you are here, we needed some age diversity on this forum. Too many youngshits like myself.
The SA was almost entirely composed of former communists turned national socialists. The leadership only ever paid lip service, but the foot soldiers all thought they were going to be taking and redistributing wealth. Also Andy Ngo is a decent journalist and he never asked for money off this. Someone else set up the gofundme in his name. It's okay to have not known these things, but now you do know, okay?
 

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This is a very effective ploy. Just check any rat kings or Munchie thread in the Beauty Parlour. They pull similar shit all the time. I mean just look at this, how is this not typical pitybux diving?
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What a dramatic little baby, he's so transparent.
>Mike Cernovich retweeted

The better question is why were you on Mike Cernovich's timeline?

And also the context of Andy's tweet is very different than most rat kings and beauty queens.

He was actually victimized.
 

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Maybe its because salty old fuck with a weapon gets rekt isn't very compelling news. The myth that it was an innocent old grandpa that dindunuffin was debunked immediately after the story came out.

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Classic case of talk shit, get hit. There's nothing to really talk about there, unlike Ngo. Speaking of which:


How many people are gonna fall for this shit? Who walks away from a brain hemorrhage after two days? Did you contribute to his 200k gofundme? Even smoothbrain Joe Rogan has enough MMA experience to call Andy on his grift (albeit mildly)


Anyway, there were never any cement shakes. The point of throwing shakes is to humiliate, not injure. Thats what the punching is for.
Wow, of course, all you faggot types stick together and will defend whatever fucked up behavior the other ones do. That's alright. You're time is numbered. Come down South and try that. Worthless pussy motherfuckers fucking with an old man with a cane.
Enjoy your pseudo commie party while it lasts you degenerate motherfucker.
 

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Wow, of course, all you faggot types stick together and will defend whatever fucked up behavior the other ones do. That's alright. You're time is numbered. Come down South and try that. Worthless pussy motherfuckers fucking with an old man with a cane.
Enjoy your pseudo commie party while it lasts you degenerate motherfucker.
This does actually raise the question; how long until some antifa type makes the wrong person angry? They've been able to pull their dumb shit for years with constant protection from the media and police. Eventually, someone they go after is going to retaliate. And it won't be with milkshakes.
 

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Maybe its because salty old fuck with a weapon gets rekt isn't very compelling news. The myth that it was an innocent old grandpa that dindunuffin was debunked immediately after the story came out.

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Classic case of talk shit, get hit. There's nothing to really talk about there, unlike Ngo. Speaking of which:


How many people are gonna fall for this shit? Who walks away from a brain hemorrhage after two days? Did you contribute to his 200k gofundme? Even smoothbrain Joe Rogan has enough MMA experience to call Andy on his grift (albeit mildly)


Anyway, there were never any cement shakes. The point of throwing shakes is to humiliate, not injure. Thats what the punching is for.
I do think the respect and humility is what’s lacking in America today and people honestly should work on those skills to be respectful and to show humility towards others.
 

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"NaZiS wErE LeFtIsTs" oh yes, the calling card of the boomer. I am glad you are here, we needed some age diversity on this forum. Too many youngshits like myself.

All they did was tweet out that they got an anon tip this may have been the case. They have since said they had no proof indicating that tip was truthful.

"National Socialist Party"

It's like you faggots can't even read.


Oh boy, you mean the portland authoriaties might lie to defend their precious violent commie fucktards? They would NEVER do that.
Good job defending shit you guys constantly cry about. I can't wait for enough of this shit to happen that you actually start rallying the people in this country against you to start being violent, because it won't end well for your side I promise.

Limp dick motherfucker
 

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Bucket. I overexposed it, look at the light coming through the plastic, it gives an idea of how thick the mixture is. It is very thick.


Quick outline of the way the shape of the mixture seems to be, not exact in any way and it's just me eyeballing it. Seems thick, like pouring a dough, mixed-in-the-sun vegan milkshakes should probably not be that thick.


edit: not saying that it's quick cement, but it seems weird and lumpy. It wouldn't surprise me if they added something to get up the weight and keep it lodged in the cup so it doesn't start splashing out as soon it leaves the hand. A real milkshake that has been in the sun for hours will revert to soft serve mix and that has the consistency of cream, throwing a flimsy paper cup of that would lead to a lot of friendly fire. Gluing the lids to the cup might also work, make it a water balloon in the form of a cup.
 
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