Is Santa the biggest pimp of them all? -

[Damien Thorne]

He’s always shouting out “Ho! Ho! Ho!”

He has a sweet ride.

He dresses flamboyantly.

He has to bring in enough money for all the presents he leaves under all those trees.

 

[Punished Benis]

Nah, he only comes once a year, and it's down a chimney.

 

[HumanHive]

He got every kid in the world asking for child support.

 

[️ronic]

Don't forget him kissing everybody's mommys.

 

[Asperchewy]

Don't forget him kissing everybody's mommys.

At least Michael Jackson told his dad, then got beaten.

 

[SSF2T Old User]

Does that mean the elfs are all women? And of so, do they wear skimpy outfits even in the most bitter cold?