Is Schroedinger's Cat alive or not? -

[Damien Thorne]

Asking for a friend.

 

[Medical Hawaii]

Well, yes, but also no.

 

[metroid_fetish]

Schrödinger's cat is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian-Irish physicist Erwin Schrödinger in 1935,[1] during the course of discussions with Albert Einstein.[2] It illustrates what he saw as the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics. The scenario presents a hypothetical cat that may be simultaneously both alive and dead,[3][4][5][6][7][8][9] a state known as a quantum superposition, as a result of being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

1 9 3 5.

That cat is dead as fuck, yo.

 

[HensKenKline]

We tried it and it died. Was definitely dead, not half dead.

 

[Sofonda Cox]

The point is you can't know,

That's the point.

 

[Bad Gateway]

It did not bite my benis when I put my dick in the box. Test inconclusive.

 

[Happy Fish]

Oh, it is alive.
And it is very
VERY
angry.

 

[Kaede Akamatsu]

The cat would be dead. The poison would kill it. The only paradox is that unless you checked the box, you wouldn't know for sure, but it'd still be dead.

 

[Driftwood]

Not after I yeeted it out a 46th story window.