China wishes they were as powerful as we aretoo powerful to be a lolcow
our president is also a lolcowChina wishes they were as powerful as we are
to clarify: when trump gets mad at something, he spergs on twitter and says stupid shit. that's classic lolcow behavior.
when xi gets mad on the other hand, he doesn't sperg out like a sped and throw tantrums like an angry toddler. instead he has the thing that made him mad scrubbed from the chinese internet, and makes it so you get arrested and jailed if you mention it again. there's nothing lol-worthy about him, no funny or embarassing content.
There’s one other thing we need to check off:our president is also a lolcow